[Closed] Toe Nail Custard. Why?

Did it LOOK custardy, or TASTE custardy?

Did it LOOK custardy, or TASTE custardy?

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Hangover from a drunken "rude food" sesh - i.e.it could actually be custard.

Is there any pain? I can only think of an infected ingrowing toenail but that would
have you stuck to the ceiling*.

*not a reference to sex games gone wrong.

You need to see a ped-diet-ist

Useless without pictures.

Use less ful without pictures.

fixed.

Has your foot been involved in a custardy battle?

Stop stressing, its only a trifling matter

Is it sore at all maybe pudding?

Maybe just put some cream or something on it?

Toe Nail Custard.

The much anticipated fourth album by Captain Flashheart

Completes the trilogy in four parts started by the hugely successful albums “Massive Bouncy Pagga”, “Betwixt crimp and splash” and "Scrotal Fizz"

percy - have you had your gas appliances checked recently?

What on earth is toe nail custard?

doris_spaceship - have you had your eyes checked recently?

Here it is: h

Thank you Derek. 🙂

Well come on HtS. Coming on here with with your tales of toe nail custard and no update!

This thread title slightly turns my stomach each time it catches my eye on the forum menu...

why indeed!

Drained two pea sized globules so far.

Going for the hat trick in a few minutes.

Will keep you posted.

Is it like this?

Thanks for that Kayak. 🙀😖🤭🤢🤮

Ingrowing toenail!! Spiteful things toenails, what useful purpose do they serve?

onychocryptosis

Toe nail custard is my new password

Woke up this morning with a custardy toe nail.

Worst episode of the Sopranos. Ever

This thread has properly turned my stomach.

Especially kayak's minging picture.

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It's not a picture, it's a video. Even better. 👍

Actually we quite enjoy the odd episode of the Toe Bro at home.
He's a likeable chap, really good at pulling out ingrown nails.

I revel in the wincing!

Put some cream on it?

It’s not a picture, it’s a video.

God almighty, that picture* is bad enough. I'm not watching the video.

I had an ingrowing toenail when I was at high school, the pain is up there with toothache. I remember Brian Yates back-stepping and accidentally treading on it with his heel one time. He was a hefty lad and I was nine stone wet through and I about threw him down the stairs. I eventually DIY-surgeried it with a penknife, the depth of the spike it'd grown was astonishing. I didn't think nails could do that.

I did the same with a verruca once too, probably around the same age or a little younger. I had no idea what it was, just looked like a tiny little cluster of weird black spots. Man, they bleed when you dig them out, I wasn't expecting it to have a root.

My childhood was basically a Poundland version of WorldClassAccident, it's a miracle that I reached adulthood as intact as I did. I was on first name terms with the A&E receptionist aged like 14.**

(* - thumbnail?)
(** - me, not her)

https://youtube/T3Qw7lVUeRg

I did the same with a verruca once too, probably around the same age or a little younger. I had no idea what it was, just looked like a tiny little cluster of weird black spots. Man, they bleed when you dig them out, I wasn’t expecting it to have a root.

Snap! Dug around it on the side of my finger with a compass point. Ripped it out with teeth. There was a lot of blood. It was a physics lesson, but biology seemed to be the subject du jour. don’t try it at home kids! Leaves quite a big hole too.

You did that in class? You win.

Photo update for you sick puppies.

https://photos.app.goo.gl/W4hn66Bei9snLCtN9

It has calmed down a bit over night.

Once you’ve successfully gone around the perimeter it left a satisfying wobbly lump. Curiosity got the better of me. Won’t do that again.

I've pulled a verruca out too. From the amount of blood I though I'd pulled a drain plug out.

Yucky pics, there goes my appetite for soft yoke eggs this morning

Woke up this morning with a custardy toe nail.

Worst episode of the Sopranos. Ever

But one of the best Muddy Waters ‘b’sides. 1967 - what a year for the blues!

I eventually DIY-surgeried it with a penknife, the depth of the spike it’d grown was astonishing. I didn’t think nails could do that.

I did the same with a verruca once too, probably around the same age or a little younger. I had no idea what it was, just looked like a tiny little cluster of weird black spots. Man, they bleed when you dig them out, I wasn’t expecting it to have a root.

I’ve got copies of the The Whole Earth Catalog, and The Last Whole Earth Catalog, and somewhere in one of them there was an article about warts and verrucas, getting rid of them by charming them away with a Swiss Army Knife; didn’t happen to read the same article, by any chance? 😱

I've had both ingrowing toenail removal - we had work BUPA at the time so they did it under a general with a day stay in the private hospital!!

and also DIY finger wart removal in double maths. I didn't know you had an artery in your finger, but **** it bled!