Why have the mother and daughter next door been out since 9am in their dressing gowns digging a hole in the garden?
because the poison they gave you is working faster than expected.
Or the pet thing died
The cat died?
Did you consider asking them?
Biggest Christmas tree ever about to be installed?
Did you consider asking them?
I’m not a nosy neighbour!
We’ve had the big “save the miners digging” and now we are on to the “ sifting for treasure “ digging.
It’s now raining and they aren’t wearing coats.
Why have the mother and daughter next door been out since 9am in their dressing gowns
Would you prefer that they were cold/unclothed?
#twitchcurtains
The mother has a side line as cam model for gentlemen who prefer older ladies, her daughter manages her social media account. Upon finding out about this the man of the house flew into a furious rage, whereupon cam lady brained him with poker.
They buried him in the garden last night while you slept but this morning they heard a faint beeping noise and realised they've buried him with his mobile phone and his biking buddies are ringing incessantly to ask where he is.
So now they're digging him up to switch the phone off and dispose of it. Just a guess.
The cat died?
Please be cat,please be cat,please be cat.
Have you found an alternative cam model ?
#JustAskin
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Why are you watching your neighbour and talking about them on social media, thank god I dont live next door to you.
Installing some high powered flood lights so it's easier for them to watch you while you sleep
I’m not a nosy neighbour!
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Why are you watching your neighbour and talking about them on social media
Because I want you all to experience the high octane roller coaster ride that is my life.