Rob-Cop - Biopic about Robert Peel
The Truman Sow - A pig gets the feeling it's being watched
Gone with the Win - An athlete struggles to keep motivated after winning the world championship
Aws
in which a Police Chief, an oceanologist and a grizzled fisherman go out to catch a really cute looking ickle shark.
Abe
Australian farmer unexpectedly enters first american president into a sheepdog contest.
Four Ions
Four incompetent Muslamic fundamentalist scientists attempt experiments in electrochemistry, with disastrous consequences.
Chorlton and the Heelies
Update of the childrens classic to be relevant to today's under tens.
VATar - Captain Hook battles to save his stash of pirate gold from the marauding inland revenue from another planet
Rave of the Fireflies - They've got their own glowsticks, they want to party
PNS Labyrinth - Portsmouth Napoleonic Society get lost in a maze
Hor - An Egyptian god is cast out of his fantastic realm by his father for his arrogance and sent to Earth to live among humans. Falling in love with scientist Jane Foster teaches Hor much-needed lessons, and his new-found strength comes into play as a villain from his homeland sends dark forces toward Earth.
The Bids: A small community is terrorised by a swarm of rogue Ebay bidders.
The Abss - Peter Andre finds aliens living at the bottom of the sea
The Wild Geee - Major movie stars in mercenary gang sent to recover Indian take away
Halowee - experiences of incontinence when in battle
Shindler's Lit - The illumination of Liam Meeson
The Camber of Secrets - young wizard learns how to use the berms
Ha cock - washed up superhero made to wear skin tight lycra while school girls giggle and point
Apocalypse Ow - the smaller injuries of war
Ferris Bueller's day of...John Hughes eschews his trademark happy ending and decides to keep everyone guessing this time.
What's Eating Gilbert? Rape! - Gaz Top in court-room drama about sexually assaulting a rubber alien
Di Hard- a porn film co-starring that ginger Army guy and a certain 'ex-royal'
Too much? Sorry
The Itch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy - Looks like that crusty we picked up at the services has got fleas. Glad we put him in the back row of seats in our Ford people carrier.
The Izard of Oz: A transvestite comedian hooks up with Dorothy and the Wicked Witch in a mythical rainbow land.
REQUIEM FOR A DRAM:
The whisky-induced utopias of four Coney Island individuals are shattered when their addictions to 25yr old Macallan become stronger.
PUP FICTION
The lives of two alsatian hit men, a boxer dog, a bulldogs wife, and a pair of diner doggie bandits intertwine in four tales of violence and redemption.
Snakes on a lane - mountain bikers attacked by snakes on a secluded country lane.
headfirst - MemberDi Hard- a porn film co-starring that ginger Army guy and a certain 'ex-royal'
Too much? Sorry
Don't worry. We've not done The Back Hole or Rear Widow yet.
Have you lot got nothing better to do?
Some of these are v funny. 😆
my faith is restored in STW! 😀
The Iron Lad - meryl streep wows audiences with her portrayal of the iron man's long lost son
Jurassic Par 3 - a heatwarming british romcom set in a crazy golf course on the jurassic coast.
Bring it o! - highschool cheerleaders realise they've made a mistake in challenging another school
Peed - er.. um.. I dunno.
Cary on Nurse - Mr Grant gets luck with his medical staff
Rabbit Poof Fence - effeminate Australian reseller of stolen rodents
Hebie Rides Again - flowering shrub takes to the streets of San Francisco in a Beetle once more.
D-Da - film about Sheffield dialect
Fahrenheit 91 - documentary about Michael Moore's summer holiday to Florida.
My Left Foo - Daniel Day Lewis marries double vagina'd woman
I commend you all on a top effort 🙂 🙂
my contribution:
Run Lol Run; the story of a girl condemned to endlessly repeat her ungainly sprinting technique, to the hilarity of others.
Tins- Arnold Schwarzenegger discovers his secret past in metal food container production.
Tin Town- welsh scallies discover their neighbourhood is made entirely from old spam containers.
or:
Twin Ton- generously built cyclist in identical sibling shocker...
Onan the Barbarian - Arnie in stars as the wa*king warrior
Mad in Manhattan - A politician mistakes J.Lo for Natasha Richardson, and is promptly sectioned.
Roger Rabbi - Jewish porn
Only Fools and Hoses -- slapstick comedy about inept firemen.
Finding Emo: The frantic search for pale skin and black trenchcoats
Sorry
Ride & Prejudice - The tragic tale of a man who turns up at Llandegla in a Lada with an Apollo on the roof.
He is shunned.
Beak House - Documentary about a man who collects parrots. He may, or may not be called Bill.
The Huk - The story of a large, green mountain biker who loves drops.
The Ear Hunter- Robert Di Nero has found his arse and his elbow, what's next?
(sorry if it's been done but just found this, brilliant)
The Word is Not Enough - James Bond needs more than Terry Christian can offer
Dive - A mysterious Hollywood stuntman, mechanic and snorkelist lands himself in trouble when he helps out his neighbour. He doesn't say much but boy is he sexy.
Love tory - Boris and his hareem, old story in a modern setting
A Soldier's tory - blond, tousle haired public school boy and his military fan club
The Neverending tory - Maggie celebrates her 125th birthday
The Greatest tory Ever Told - The passion of christ starring dave and mates in star roles
Bedtime tories - More adventures with Boris and his ladies
A Christmas tory - A politician is for life not just Christmas
Our Mutual Fiend - The life story of Hora.
A clockwork range - Disturbing tale of a violent stove
The Bi Lebowski - Someone nicks a rug from a chap who swings both ways
Dial for Murder - Murder mystery with a broken phone
Carface- violent drama featuring an unfortunate facial disfigurement.
[i]Ride & Prejudice - The tragic tale of a man who turns up at Llandegla in a Lada with an Apollo on the roof.
He is shunned.[/i]
😆 Tears!
Cream - A bunch of teenagers learn the way of the world when a stranger calls, bringing scones and jam
X-Men: Fist Class - More pron
Fro Hell - Johnny Depp loses control of his curly hair
Fat and Furious 5 - large angry people driving cars
Dantes Pea
USGS volcanologist Harry Dalton travels to the small Pacific Northwest town of Dante's Peak to investigate recent pea exposion episodes in the area. Expecting to find little other than the routine rumblings common to this region, Dalton becomes alarmed by what he sees as evidence of the kind of activity that precedes a catastrophic eruption. When his colleagues doubt his theories, Dalton enlists the aid of the town's mayor Rachel Wando, who though skeptical at first, comes to believe his theory that the long-dormant pea is about to become ragingly destructive. With the earth's clock racing against him, Dalton must defy the orders of his superiors, defeat the demons from his own tragic past, and together with Wando, convince an unbelieving populace that the imminent danger before the towering vegetable known as Dante's Pea unleashes its fury.
Shed Your Teas And Walk Away - Hebden Bridge alkies in cafe accident docu-drama
Inglourious Basters - misfit soldiers spoil Christmas for everyone.
The Passion Of Chris - Mr Akabusi shouts "awooooga" at various inane objects and occurrences.
Hoe Alone - Hilarious tale of one man's struggle to buy up all the plots on his local allotments.
3 men and a little lad - banned in every state in america, apparently available through specialist websites.
Sherlock Homes - lloyd grossman goes on a real mission to find out who would live in a house like that.
WALL.
Not just any bricks.
Ride & Prejudice - The tragic tale of a man who turns up at Llandegla in a Lada with an Apollo on the roof.
He is shunned.
Love this one!
Top Making Sense - Concert footage of a well known non-car owning singer wearing a suit jacket which is the right size.
The Godfarter - Morgan Freeman play god, again, in this hilarious romp set in the colonoscopy clinic
Rash - this erotic drama explores the relationship between violent rashes and sex.
As boot - A German U Boat commander with an Anti Social Behaviour Order gets new footwear.
Day of Thunder - Nascar driver takes his car out in a storm, once.....
Ciderella - a young lady finds love after losing her shoe as a result of drinking fermented apple juice.
The life of bran - controversial comedy about the role of dietary fibre in the Christian church
It's a wonderful Lie: What's the point in living? There isn't any.
KS - the story of a northern lad and his friendship with an adjustable seatpost.
wordfish - john travolta stars as a cod with a penchant for lexicography.
hanks for smoking - odd promotional film for marlboro, staring Tom....
Harry Otter - down by the riverside, there be spells a-brewing.
Hoe Alone - the story of a desperate hooker who just cant get work.
K-9 the widowmaker -the russians create a nuclear dog with a terrible russian accent, covers the whole thing up when it starts eating those looking after it.
a few god men - Tom Cruise tricks the clery into admitting that all the recent speculation is true.
The Thin - Scientists in the Antarctic are confronted by a shape-shifting weight watcher that assumes the appearance of the people that it kills.
28 Days Late - CRC struggle against the odds to get orders out on time in a zombie-ravaged post-apocalytic world.
Pear Harbour - Ben Affleck struggles woodenly against an onslaught from suicidal Japanese fruit.
Sumdog Millionaire - Poor indian kid makes a fortune after his mangey pooch wins X-Factor by doing hard maths.
Fists of Fur - Bruce Lee beats allcomers in spite of an unnatural excess of body hair.
slainte ❓ rob
the life of bran, even the son of god needs fibre.
- the story of nothing, definitely not lizard aliens.
Black WAN - ultrafast Kenyon telecommunication network gets slowly corrupted, ultimately turns into dial up.
Just like Hollywood there's a fair few remakes turning up 😉
For Weddings and a funeral - Hugh Grant sets up a small catering company specifically for overpriced symbolic events.
Alien - oh....
Now White - Early Disney cartoon, racist proaganda basically.
Spice Girls: The Move - the spice girls move house, its shit... like the first film.
Ben Hu - Story about Ben somebody or other
9 1/2 Wee's - An erotic story about an incontinent woman and the golden shower sex games she plays with a man she barely knows.
A Bugs Lie - an adventurous ant lies to the rest of his colony about a group of bugs being warriors not circus performers... hang on...
Silent Runing - Slow moving drama where a space gardener tries to find a quiet corner to read Lord of the Rings.
Silence of the Labs - Forensic scientists stay quiet in an attempt to avoid having to talk to Jodie Foster and listen to her bizarre accent.
slainte ➡ rob
Cum - Little seen 70s pron flick starring Ray Winstone
The Jungle Boo - Lots of surprises in the tropics.
Pint Break - Renegade surfers take time out for some lunchtime refreshment
The Reat Escape - a Yorkshire man makes a spectacular bid for freedom
Free Will - an Orca buggers off and does what he likes
Black Hawk Don - A story about a bird of prey called Don
Plice Academy - A group of good-hearted but incompetent brummies join the force
Ice Station Ebra - A tough Marine with a platoon of troops don womens underwear in a bid to keep warm
The Princess Ride - a slightly more erotic version of Game of Thrones
The Lob - Andy Murray in winning outerspace tennis shot
The Kings peech - Period royal fruit based drama
Horse box gang ban - organised crime had taken control of the equestrian world ... until one woman took them all on 😳
Wayne's Wold - A young man and his chalk hills.