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Oh Bother, Where Art Thou? - An Amish man searches for the keys to his barn.
That is the funniest goddamn thing I've ever read! Bravo sir.
Aging Bull. Robert Deniro stars in this Oscar-winning biopic about an abattoir worker's attempts to save his favourite beast from the bolt gun
Ear Window - man gets double glazing in odd places
Black seep; a story about an oil leak that just wouldn't stop.
best thread in a while 😀
Scooby Do - go on, buy one, they're not really for Chavs
Call of the Wil - public school boy with silly name phones home from Alaska
Jeus of Nazareth - rock band in smoothy accident
Roy; man gets thorn in heel, loses swordfight
The Sith Sense; Bruce Willis joins the dark side of the force
When Harry Et Sally - contains a disturbing canabilism scene in a diner.
Animal Hose - Elephant trunks, basically.
Bun After Reading - George Clooney experiences England by going to a music festival. Then visiting Greggs.
Hamburger Ill - Man gets food poisoning from dodgy roadside eatery.
Attack of the Cones - inanimate objects cause mayhem on galactic motorway system
Toy - The Spartans forget to fill the horse with soldiers so the residents of Troy use in as a giant Pinata
Coogan's Buff - Clint Eastwood shows his ugly side
Shaft's Big Sore! - Richard Roundtree visits the STD clinic
Slash - Tom Hanks meets a mermaid during an embarrassing moment
Dead Pets Society - Robin Williams gets his kicks from killing puppies
Ice Col in Alex - Unexpected appearance of a snow-capped alpine summit in Egypt.
Twelve Moneys - Bruce Willis travels back from a future earth ravaged by economic disaster to prevent the Euro being formed
Pushing In - Billy Bob Thornton get's a lesson in British queuing etiquette in airports
The Third Ma - Orson Welles introduces his children to yet another stepmum
PAL - alien comes to Earth to resolve the video tape incompatibility issues
The Ook the Thief His Wife & Her Lover - who let that bloody chimpanzee on to the set?
Attack the lock - aliens struggle to navigate inland waterways
Zombielad - Yorkshire boy returns from the grave
Vanishing Pint - Kowalski takes a well earned break on the way to San Francisco
Akia - Studio Ghibli excel once more in the story of a dyslexic Japanese carpenter taking the fight to a Swedish furniture behemoth.
Step Bothers - laughs galore as Will Ferrell and John C Reilly try (and fail) to climb a spiral staircase.
Mr Doubtfire - Houses and businesses burn to the ground as fire chief Robin Williams attempts to sort out the prank calls from genuine emergencies.
The Da Vinci Cod - Polymath fish genius achieves greatness before tragically ending up in a chippy in S****horpe.
'A load of old pollacks' - Turtle Film.
Harry Otter - A semi-acquatic mammal goes to school to become a wizard before realising he's an otter and magic isn't real
Solent Green - A Southampton resident investigates if the chemical works polluted that bit of water between the city and the Isle of Wight
Wwaswas - I think you mean [url= http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unseen_University#Librarian ]librarian[/url]? 😉
Toll Hunter - Scandinavians looking for the M6 bypass
Rusty Spanner - Member
The Da Vinci Cod - Polymath fish genius achieves greatness before tragically ending up in a chippy in S****horpe.
'A load of old pollacks' - Turtle Film.
*Applauds*
My Left Foo - Dave Grohl makes his first film appearance.
Targate - Who spilt that tar everywhere? Time travellers investigate
Requiem for a Ream - Follow up to the earlier mentioned [i]Field of Reams[/i]. Farmer tries to get the Pope to say mass for his (some might say inevitably) disastrous paper mill
portlyone - I nearly put monkey 😉
Evil Dad - Bruce Campbell stops his children's pocket money for no reason.
Mamma Ma! - Musical about the history of tautology.
Rob-Cop - Biopic about Robert Peel
The Truman Sow - A pig gets the feeling it's being watched
Gone with the Win - An athlete struggles to keep motivated after winning the world championship
Aws
in which a Police Chief, an oceanologist and a grizzled fisherman go out to catch a really cute looking ickle shark.
Abe
Australian farmer unexpectedly enters first american president into a sheepdog contest.
Four Ions
Four incompetent Muslamic fundamentalist scientists attempt experiments in electrochemistry, with disastrous consequences.
Chorlton and the Heelies
Update of the childrens classic to be relevant to today's under tens.
VATar - Captain Hook battles to save his stash of pirate gold from the marauding inland revenue from another planet
Rave of the Fireflies - They've got their own glowsticks, they want to party
PNS Labyrinth - Portsmouth Napoleonic Society get lost in a maze
Hor - An Egyptian god is cast out of his fantastic realm by his father for his arrogance and sent to Earth to live among humans. Falling in love with scientist Jane Foster teaches Hor much-needed lessons, and his new-found strength comes into play as a villain from his homeland sends dark forces toward Earth.
The Bids: A small community is terrorised by a swarm of rogue Ebay bidders.
The Abss - Peter Andre finds aliens living at the bottom of the sea
The Wild Geee - Major movie stars in mercenary gang sent to recover Indian take away
Halowee - experiences of incontinence when in battle
Shindler's Lit - The illumination of Liam Meeson
The Camber of Secrets - young wizard learns how to use the berms
Ha cock - washed up superhero made to wear skin tight lycra while school girls giggle and point
Apocalypse Ow - the smaller injuries of war
Ferris Bueller's day of...John Hughes eschews his trademark happy ending and decides to keep everyone guessing this time.
What's Eating Gilbert? Rape! - Gaz Top in court-room drama about sexually assaulting a rubber alien
Di Hard- a porn film co-starring that ginger Army guy and a certain 'ex-royal'
Too much? Sorry
The Itch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy - Looks like that crusty we picked up at the services has got fleas. Glad we put him in the back row of seats in our Ford people carrier.
The Izard of Oz: A transvestite comedian hooks up with Dorothy and the Wicked Witch in a mythical rainbow land.
REQUIEM FOR A DRAM:
The whisky-induced utopias of four Coney Island individuals are shattered when their addictions to 25yr old Macallan become stronger.
PUP FICTION
The lives of two alsatian hit men, a boxer dog, a bulldogs wife, and a pair of diner doggie bandits intertwine in four tales of violence and redemption.
Snakes on a lane - mountain bikers attacked by snakes on a secluded country lane.
headfirst - MemberDi Hard- a porn film co-starring that ginger Army guy and a certain 'ex-royal'
Too much? Sorry
Don't worry. We've not done The Back Hole or Rear Widow yet.
Have you lot got nothing better to do?
Some of these are v funny. 😆
my faith is restored in STW! 😀
The Iron Lad - meryl streep wows audiences with her portrayal of the iron man's long lost son
Jurassic Par 3 - a heatwarming british romcom set in a crazy golf course on the jurassic coast.
Bring it o! - highschool cheerleaders realise they've made a mistake in challenging another school