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Weekend at ernie's - bert goes to stay with his mate only to find he's dead
Beverly Hills Op - Eddie Murphy starts threads on STW but never receives any replies.
Trading Laces - Eddie Murphy starts a new footwear based plaground craze.
Some Like it Ho - Tony Curtis and Jack Lemmon witness a drug gang war and go on the run dressed as prostiutes, they Rap their way into a whorehouse where they meet Marylin Monroe..
Love Tory - The story of a nation´s descent into chaos after voting in a far-right political party.
AM Legend - About a legendary radio broadcaster who´s career nosedived after the world went digital.
The Ting - Ali G stars as a shape-shifting alien running amok killing chavs in the Bluewater shopping centre. Best film ever though innit?
Return of the Jed - A modern day remake of the Beverly Hillbillies.
Ice Cod In Alex - A young Led Zeppelin groupie gets more than she bargained for.
2 Angry Men - Boris and Ken contesting who will wave the flag at the Olympics
The Lord of the Rigs - Frodo and Sam go prospecting for oil in the north sea
Even Samurai - A poor village under attack recruits well matched warriors
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Agreed!
Ear Dark - The story of the bruising from when one man catches his ear between the arm of his glasses and the car door.
Cap Fear - Zombie chavs roam the streets of London Town
End it like Beckham - a pair of teenage girls spend their time looking for vapid, talentless, pouting blokes, wandering minor-league American 'soccer' clubs, spawning daftly named offspring, and being paid obscene amounts of money to do **** all, in homage to the twilight years of their favourite jazz-haired wendyballer's career.
Bi Trouble In Little China - Jack Burton goes to rescue a beautiful girl from oriental gangsters, but finds himself strangely attracted to them
Hopper - crazy Australian dude who ****s everyone up.
Attack the Lock - A chav's quest to steal every bike securely locked in every shed in the country.
Tax - A rather dull film about tax evasion
The Blues Brother - A man remains in prison for a little longer than expected
Mr & Mrs Smit - A Boer couple and their life
Diving miss daisy - an elderly southern belle takes up scuba
Monty Python and the Holy Gail - A crap scottish actress gets deified.
Das Bot- WWII drama about Hitlers Arse - in German with Subtitles
Full Meal Jacket - US army intiation ceremony with a straight jacket and 4 bargain buckets.
Braveheat - Mel Gibson gets too close to the fire.
No County For Old Men - The cast of TOWIE and their campaign to evict anyone over 40 from the county of Essex
true git - a film about david cameron
Mad Ma - Mother goes crazy, cult film on a budget
Mad Ma II - Mother goes more crazy, cult film with a bigger budget
Mad Ma III - A big budget flop best not talked about
Lice in Wonderland - all is not well in the whimsical world as an infestation takes hold
Walt with Bashir - Animated tale of miltia entering Disneyland
Raveheart - Mel Gibson wears a neon skirt and facepaint and gets f'd up in the Glens to a 90s acid house soundtrack
Das Boo - A group of Germans voicing their disappointment
Planet of the Ae's - Follow Mark Beaumont on his latest epic as he travels 24,901 miles around a mildly enjoyable Scottish Trail Centre.
Leo - an ageing lion befriends a young girl, then gets shot.
Bi - tom hanks finds a strange fairground machine that changes his life
The Westler - a giant hotdog terrorises New York
Harry Otter - An otter is bestowed with magical fishing skills
Weeny Todd - Boring life story of former Grange Hill and Eastenders actor
The Laykillers - Sunday sermons will never be the same
finding emo -
2001: A Pace Odyssey - A particularly long film about a runner who is often in front but never seems to win any races.
Rue Romance - a disappointing love story
The Men Who Stare at Oats - an elite US special forces team develop a cereal fixation
An Inconvenient Ruth - young girl brings the world to the brink of environmental meltdown
The Sith Sense - Bruce Willis becomes a Jedi
Hom Alone - Ken shows us his favouroute meals for one.
Petty woman - Richard Gere finds Julia Roberts is a bit pedantic and just too high maintenence for him.
Pollo 13 - Unlucky spanish chicken goes into orbit.
The Fir - Tom Cruise falls in love with a scots pine.
Alie - The truth about the Uraguayan Rugby teams survival story.
Bi Wednesday - Group of three young surfers in 60's California discover their feminine side.
The Italian Jo - young Italian girl nearly mown down by Mini's during a daring bullion raid in the 60's.
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Net - Psychologically disturbed fisherman fails to catch bird
Ighlander - dyslexic castaway in Hebrides
Full Meal Jacket - US army in Vietnam invent edible battlewear
Ocky, Ocky II, Ocky III, Ocky IV, Ocky V - Phil "the Power" Taylor's life story
Lashdance - beautician gives up the salon for a career in welding
Cool and Luke - Hilarity ensues when The Fonz and Luke Skywalker take on the Death Star
War hors - dyslexic sluts do their bit for 'our boys'
Moo Raker - 007 retires to a farm.
A New Hop - The story of how a small time rebellion fought for beer.
Lash gordon - a sado masochistic space fantasy - bastards I should be working and now I'll be thinking of this all day !!!!!!
Casio - Robert de Niro stars as the CEO of a giant electronics company
Ocean's Elven -- The elves from LoTR are back with a daring heist
Debbie Doe Dallas - Ms MGee and her deer go to Texas.
Dee Throat - A biopic about a singer who lives by a river
Boys in the Hod - Coming of age tale about a gang of brickies
Ferris Buellers Ay Off - Black Country schoolkid stays at school
The Odfather - You wouldn't leave him alone with the kids
Cheech and Chong Up in Smok - Get stoned and put their art clothes on
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Drago - snooker player plays in zoo
Rebel without a case - Easyjet won't let James Dean on plane with his carrier bags
Eat - a chef tracks down a food thief, with some massive bun fights
Sven - a tale of a Swede who dreams of being a football manager, but gets involved in saucy adventures along the way.
Chintown - Bruce Forsyth, Jay Leno, Jimmy Hill and Drew Barrymore star in a fight to the death over who has the biggest facial protrusion!
Bugsy Alone - a lonely gangster
The Devil Wears Rada - Satan uses actors skin as clothing.
Irates of the Caribbean - Angry Jamaicans.