West side Tory - Maggie Thatchers gangsta dayz
Spinal Ap - a chiropractor's quest to make it big via the iTunes store
Pubic Enemies - John Dillinger gets a severe case of crabs
Tar Wars - rival contractors struggle to win major roadbuilding contracts.
(May the 4th be with you BTW).
slainte 🙂 rob
One with the wind - a woman's fight against flatulence
Ill Bill - Mr Clinton has a terrible cold
Ton - a big fella rides a bike
Dead Man's Hoes - Pimpin' ain't easy
Ron Man- newscaster Ron Burgandy fights evil in a high tech suit of armour.
ET Carter - a vengeful alien returns to earth to find out who killed his brother
Life of Bran - a riveting tale of cereal production.
Godfinger - An intimate portrate of the friendship between Jesus and his disciples in the steamy, hedonistic fleshpots of early first century Jerusalem.
Once Upon A Time In the Wet - A wonderful fairytale set in the Calder Valley that will delight incontinents of all ages.
The Lady and the Tram - Rita Sullivan relives the day Alan Bradley got mowed down on Blackpool promenade
Field of Reams - A man is visited by qhosts who inspire him to build a paper factory outside his farm
Raining day- Ethan Hawk stays inside on his first day at his new job.
Apocalypse No! - A heartbreaking tale of how The Reverend Ian Paisley suffered a crisis of faith.
A Cockwork Orange - A sexy, violent British romp about a windowcleaner who dreams of opening his own brothel in a tanning salon.
Stars Robin Askwith.
Erminator - small stoat-like furry animal goes bonkers with guns and Harleys in post-Apocolyptic world.
ALEN - members of the Abnormal Load Escort Network are terrorised by an extra terrestrial creature during the movement of a large dumper truck down the M6.
E - a small boy is convinced he's best friends with an alien from outer space
Hamburger ill - sequel to supersize me
Toy Tory - Chucky meets Call me dave
The Pink Panter - A bumbling Frenchman runs around breathlessly in the nude
T - a very British film about our national drink
Tax Driver - George Osbourne struggles in a desperate bid to save the UK's economy.
The Dee Hunter - Docu-drama following the lives of rabbit and fish stranglers in Wales
Rainspotting - Ian Macaskill, Michael Fish and Carole Kirkwood star in this coming of age RomCom/musical/slashfest into the minds of 'The Predicters'...
It's a Wonderful Lie
Chap decides he really is a total waste of space after hallucinations fade
A*S*H - a pair of zany military surgeons investigate why their tent burned to the ground, taking their illicit still and all their belongings with it.
Easy Ride - a documentary about Blues
2001 A Pace Oddity - Paula Radcliffe's search for a continuous gait.
The Fisher Kin - A trawler man and all his relatives.
Moo - A Cow discovers she is a clone.
Robot - an unspectacular film about an everyday robot that obeyed its programmed laws.
The Blair Itch Project - a bunch of kids film themselves getting attacked by midges in the woods
Star Was
Bruce Willis struggles against the odds to save earth as the sun explodes
M*A*H - a pair of zany military surgeons struggle with their Oedipal Complexes.
Riders of the Lost Ark: trailquest with nazis
[b]Tax Driver[/b] - Robert De niro plays a mentally unstable chancellor of the exchequer, fighting his urge to violently lash out, attempting to save a teenage prostitute in the process.
Return of the Jed - good ole boy fails to settle into big city life and heads home to Missisippi to look after the family farm
Arch of the Penguins - flightless avian acrobatic team perform stunts on ice.
Ageing Bull - Male bovine demetia classic
24 Hour Arty People - Andy Warhol and his pals having fun in the Factory
Cool Hand Uke - George Formby chaingang musical
Touching The Vid - 70sHome Safety film to disuade children from tampering with the BetaMax
epo Man - The story of a racing cyclist
Chariots of Fir - The Romans experiment with different materials to come up with a race winner
Dont Loo Now - British toilet comedy
Eddy has a debt with 'Atchet 'Arry who wants control of his fathers hoisery business as payment - "Lock, Sock and Two Smoking Barrels..."
Angled - Rapunzel bends Flynn's nose through 90 degress with judicous use of her frying pan.
Ho to train your Dragon - A group of surly viking street kids use prostitutes as bait for their pet Dragons.
Finding Neo - A Clown fish makes friends with a cool dude in sunglasses and discovers that the Ocean is a computer program.
Jurrassic Ark - A mad scientist re-animates dinosaurs from fossilized DNA, herds them into a boat two by two and brings them to Europe.
The Man with the Olden Gun - A spies adventures with his trusty flintlock pistol
The empire trikes back - stormtroopers forced to abandon AT ATs as MOD spending cuts bite
Withnail Ani - young red head girl drinks, takes drugs, goes on holiday by mistake....
Aiders of the lost Ark. - The follow up to Jurassic Ark. Some well meaning scientists try to integrate the dinosaurs into sociery.
The Spy Who Loved E - 007 gets loved up and dances till dawn. He is horrifed into cleaning his act up when he wakes up one morning next to Q.
Bazil - John Cleese stars in dark fantasy film
great thread 🙂
Jurrassic Par - dinosaurs play golf
'0' - Dudley Moore falls in love with really ugly woman.
Tuner and hooch - an out of work piano tuner and his addiction to alcopops
The SawShank Redemption - The extraordinary story of one trotterless sheep's escape from the butchers.
Pup Fiction - The lives of seemingly unrelated dogs are woven together
Weekend at ernie's - bert goes to stay with his mate only to find he's dead
Beverly Hills Op - Eddie Murphy starts threads on STW but never receives any replies.
Trading Laces - Eddie Murphy starts a new footwear based plaground craze.
Some Like it Ho - Tony Curtis and Jack Lemmon witness a drug gang war and go on the run dressed as prostiutes, they Rap their way into a whorehouse where they meet Marylin Monroe..
Love Tory - The story of a nation´s descent into chaos after voting in a far-right political party.
AM Legend - About a legendary radio broadcaster who´s career nosedived after the world went digital.
The Ting - Ali G stars as a shape-shifting alien running amok killing chavs in the Bluewater shopping centre. Best film ever though innit?
Return of the Jed - A modern day remake of the Beverly Hillbillies.
Ice Cod In Alex - A young Led Zeppelin groupie gets more than she bargained for.
2 Angry Men - Boris and Ken contesting who will wave the flag at the Olympics
The Lord of the Rigs - Frodo and Sam go prospecting for oil in the north sea
Even Samurai - A poor village under attack recruits well matched warriors
[i]great thread 🙂 [/i]
Agreed!
Ear Dark - The story of the bruising from when one man catches his ear between the arm of his glasses and the car door.
Cap Fear - Zombie chavs roam the streets of London Town
End it like Beckham - a pair of teenage girls spend their time looking for vapid, talentless, pouting blokes, wandering minor-league American 'soccer' clubs, spawning daftly named offspring, and being paid obscene amounts of money to do **** all, in homage to the twilight years of their favourite jazz-haired wendyballer's career.
Bi Trouble In Little China - Jack Burton goes to rescue a beautiful girl from oriental gangsters, but finds himself strangely attracted to them
Hopper - crazy Australian dude who ****s everyone up.
Attack the Lock - A chav's quest to steal every bike securely locked in every shed in the country.
Tax - A rather dull film about tax evasion
The Blues Brother - A man remains in prison for a little longer than expected
Mr & Mrs Smit - A Boer couple and their life
Diving miss daisy - an elderly southern belle takes up scuba
Monty Python and the Holy Gail - A crap scottish actress gets deified.
Das Bot- WWII drama about Hitlers Arse - in German with Subtitles
Full Meal Jacket - US army intiation ceremony with a straight jacket and 4 bargain buckets.
Braveheat - Mel Gibson gets too close to the fire.
No County For Old Men - The cast of TOWIE and their campaign to evict anyone over 40 from the county of Essex
true git - a film about david cameron
Mad Ma - Mother goes crazy, cult film on a budget
Mad Ma II - Mother goes more crazy, cult film with a bigger budget
Mad Ma III - A big budget flop best not talked about
Lice in Wonderland - all is not well in the whimsical world as an infestation takes hold
Walt with Bashir - Animated tale of miltia entering Disneyland
Raveheart - Mel Gibson wears a neon skirt and facepaint and gets f'd up in the Glens to a 90s acid house soundtrack
Das Boo - A group of Germans voicing their disappointment
Planet of the Ae's - Follow Mark Beaumont on his latest epic as he travels 24,901 miles around a mildly enjoyable Scottish Trail Centre.
Leo - an ageing lion befriends a young girl, then gets shot.
Bi - tom hanks finds a strange fairground machine that changes his life
The Westler - a giant hotdog terrorises New York
Harry Otter - An otter is bestowed with magical fishing skills
Weeny Todd - Boring life story of former Grange Hill and Eastenders actor
The Laykillers - Sunday sermons will never be the same
finding emo -
2001: A Pace Odyssey - A particularly long film about a runner who is often in front but never seems to win any races.
Rue Romance - a disappointing love story
The Men Who Stare at Oats - an elite US special forces team develop a cereal fixation
An Inconvenient Ruth - young girl brings the world to the brink of environmental meltdown
The Sith Sense - Bruce Willis becomes a Jedi
Hom Alone - Ken shows us his favouroute meals for one.
Petty woman - Richard Gere finds Julia Roberts is a bit pedantic and just too high maintenence for him.
Pollo 13 - Unlucky spanish chicken goes into orbit.
The Fir - Tom Cruise falls in love with a scots pine.
Alie - The truth about the Uraguayan Rugby teams survival story.
Bi Wednesday - Group of three young surfers in 60's California discover their feminine side.
The Italian Jo - young Italian girl nearly mown down by Mini's during a daring bullion raid in the 60's.
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Net - Psychologically disturbed fisherman fails to catch bird
Ighlander - dyslexic castaway in Hebrides
Full Meal Jacket - US army in Vietnam invent edible battlewear
Ocky, Ocky II, Ocky III, Ocky IV, Ocky V - Phil "the Power" Taylor's life story
Lashdance - beautician gives up the salon for a career in welding
Cool and Luke - Hilarity ensues when The Fonz and Luke Skywalker take on the Death Star
War hors - dyslexic sluts do their bit for 'our boys'
Moo Raker - 007 retires to a farm.
A New Hop - The story of how a small time rebellion fought for beer.