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1. The third Oasis album
The bloody singer (screamer)from Greta Van Fleet.
Apollo bikes
Steady on.
"After Twitter cancelled democracy ive been listening to those albums that Jared recommended to me, let me tell you something I've never heard such a more beautiful one than this one, the songs are so concise and short and 'magic pie' might just be the greatest song of all time
Who are these guys? Give me a name, give me a name
Press-fit BBs
Phil Spector
The Verderers
Golf cheaters
Lee Harvey Oswald
John Wilkes Booth
eBikers.
Rasputin - both the long deceased person and the Boney M song
All the Turkeys, so that there isn’t one left for Biden to pardon.
Gravelists .
Bush was a MTBer, Trump definitely looks more of a gravelist.
The Canadian remake of Primeval.
Rasputin – both the long deceased person and the Boney M song
I'm sorry, you'll have to choose one or the other. And I've always felt the Mad Monk had a bad press
As with most toddlers, he should pardon his trumps...
Joe Exotic
his own fetid breath
Given that he is a psychotic madman with little grip on reality and a limited, if any, sense of right and wrong, he'll probably pardon stews with a pastry lid being described as pies.
The monster.
Fake tan lotion.
Osama bin Laden.
Vladimir Putin.
The Duke Of York.
American "cheese"
American "bacon"
Osama Putin.
Vladimir York.
The Duke Of bin Laden.
People calling normal bikes "acoustic bikes"
DrP
Perfume adverts on TV
Michael Caine for Jaws 3.
The Matrix sequels.
The Duke Of York.
That would be a fantastic level of presidential trolling!
All of the Nicholas Cage ‘bad’ films.
God help us, no
Celery
E10 light fittings.
Michael Caine for Jaws 3.
I have not seen that film, but I have seen the house it bought, and it is wonderful.
Cyberpunk 2077
Press-fit BBs
You've gone too far now.
Fake tan lotion.
Aliens: Colonial Marines.
Julian Assange (this one might really happen according to a very quick google).
Fab Morvan and Rob Pilatus (Milli Vanilli).
incest.
Mrs Brown's Boys
Michael Caine for Jaws 3.
Led to a great Michael Caine quote though:
"I haven't seen the film, I hear it's terrible. I've seen the house it built, and it's fantastic" 🙂
Led to a great Michael Caine quote though:
Michael Caine quote 2 - The Return
Jesus and Muhammad
Bush was a MTBer, Trump definitely looks more of a gravelist.
With that physique, an e-biker, surely?
Sick bicycles
Sick bicycles
There's always someone who takes things too far.
Good call on Milli Vanilli
Michael Caine's quote about Jaws 3.
Michael Caine’s quote about Jaws 3.
This comment.
Anyone ever convicted of dueling with water pistols in massachusetts.
Pre emptive pardon for any surviving brothers of Hans Gruber
Anyone who didn't deliver a Rose Garden he mistakenly believed he was promised.
Terence Trent d'Arby - crap name for a Liverpool full back
Track and Trace consultants.
The hamburglar
Mrs Brown’s Boys
Not even Trump would stoop that low
niner
The musical film *Cats"
Also Covid19 (American version)
Michael Caine’s quote about Jaws 3.
This comment.
People commenting about the commments that comment on comments correcting the quote of Michael Caine's comment about Jaws 3.
Biden's future assassin?
The person who invented the plastic T key that goes in the bottom of the boiler. You know the one. You think it’s all the way in, but it never is, so when you go to top up the pressure water just pisses out everywhere.
In fact no, **** that guy, he doesn’t deserve pardoning. Even by Trump
Narcissism
Manipulation
Lying
Intellectual dishonesty
Wilful ignorance
Mass anthropogenic species extinction
US flags made in China
And, lastly, he will pardon ‘the pardon’ itself
****ter.
Tik Taks.
Telegram.
Plastic trees.
Alexander O'Neal.
Frank Sinatra.
Anything James Corden has ever said or done
Those crows out of the Kia-Ora advert
Gravel bikes
Licentious ferrets
Chris Packham
Timmy Mallet
That nursery that withheld the pudding.
Noel Edmonds
Slavery
Goldfinger
The person who invented the plastic T key that goes in the bottom of the boiler. You know the one. You think it’s all the way in, but it never is, so when you go to top up the pressure water just pisses out everywhere.
They don't need pardoning, they need a firing squad!
Coal Tar Soap - it stinks but matches his skin tone so he'll show some mercy
The person responsible for all those obscuring purple lines on Ordnance Survey maps.
Ed Snowden.
The inventor of the Forfar Bridie. And the population of Forfar, their descendants and the wider Forfar diaspora for not having taken greater steps to prevent such a travesty from ever propagating. And Browns the Bakers for making rotten awful Forfar Bridies and selling them in the same packaging as their frankly sublime Belter Bridie
I'm quite angry with myself for just having got home and realised I've bought one by mistake.
Snow that looks gorgeous from a distance so you make some time, grab your kit, jump on the bike and when you get there it's 4 inches of slush with 1mm of snow on top and 10 feet of mud underneath
Rich Energy
Your mum.