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[Closed] They're not for me - honest

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Picture the scene
Wife, daughter, me just about finished our shopping in Tesco, wife & daughter have bought some clothes as well
They suddenly decide that they need to go back to the clothes dep't & leave me to queue up at the till - by the time it's my turn they're still not back
So there's all the stuff going along the conveyor along with a skirt and some skimpy looking smalls, the girl on the checkout looks at them & then looks at me.
Now why couldn't I just smile & let it pass? - I don't know why but I started babbling about them not being for me & my wife's knocking around somewhere etc. I must have sounded a right idiot - she then said "it's fine" I carried on for another 2 minutes or so saying things like "I think she's coming now" as she just kept smiling at me.
Bloody mrs never did make it back before I finished

What a prat I felt 😳


 
Posted : 18/09/2009 7:08 pm
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you a lorry driver fish?


 
Posted : 18/09/2009 7:14 pm
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Do they fit?


 
Posted : 18/09/2009 7:15 pm
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Do they fit?

Give me chance - she's not going out till half 8


 
Posted : 18/09/2009 7:23 pm
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^ and what time are you coming out?


 
Posted : 18/09/2009 7:24 pm
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let us know in about 6 mins then?


 
Posted : 18/09/2009 7:25 pm
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Theres another post on here about 'mowing the lawn down under'.. maybe you should read it b4 trying them on ?


 
Posted : 18/09/2009 7:27 pm
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Theres another post on here about 'mowing the lawn down under'.. maybe you should read it b4 trying them on ?

well they do say 'every little helps'...........


 
Posted : 18/09/2009 7:29 pm
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I've already posted on that thread

it really was funny in Tescos - just one of those moments when you know you should stop digging but don't


 
Posted : 18/09/2009 7:31 pm
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is there double Tesco points on ladies/young girls underwear then? 😉


 
Posted : 18/09/2009 7:36 pm
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This thread needs photographs.


 
Posted : 20/09/2009 1:15 pm
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Posted : 20/09/2009 1:37 pm