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so who does it? trimming up the bushes, mowing the lawn etc etc??
i belive its quite common with birds right?
ive read several articles recently that have hinted that the ladies like to find a fella neat and tidy and not resembling a"ripped out fireplace"
ive never indulged in this persuit but wondered....who has/does.maybe im missing out on something or maybe im resembling a pile of clock springs or a hammered tarantula!? ๐Ÿ˜ฏ


 
Posted : 18/09/2009 8:01 pm
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Think i'd be sick if girls didn't...


 
Posted : 18/09/2009 8:03 pm
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adds a few inches too:o)

go for it....bit don't go too short or you'll look like a plucked chicken.


 
Posted : 18/09/2009 8:03 pm
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LOL


 
Posted : 18/09/2009 8:04 pm
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It depends on the woman...


 
Posted : 18/09/2009 8:06 pm
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Stops things getting quite so sweaty down there, but regrowth can be annoying!


 
Posted : 18/09/2009 8:09 pm
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I did it one time, when I had my vasectomy. Never again ๐Ÿ™
Regrowth was far worse than surgery


 
Posted : 18/09/2009 8:12 pm
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I do, much more comfortable and less sweaty, no problem.


 
Posted : 18/09/2009 8:13 pm
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Trimming, not shaving, bigyinn... ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 18/09/2009 8:13 pm
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I like to keep myself 'tidy' down there, always have. A few ex's have complimented me for putting in the extra 'effort' too as according to them quite a few guys are too idle to be bothered and a bush like Brian Blessed's beard is apparently quite off-putting to some.

I even once allowed an ex to shave me with a cut-throat razor, bit of a trust game. When I say allow though it wasn't as if I could really have stopped her as I was, shall we say, a little restrained.

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Posted : 18/09/2009 8:13 pm
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but regrowth can be annoying!

I've heard the old wives' tale of straightish hair growing back curly if it's cut too short...are you saying that your pubes grow back straight? God, that'd be so cool...imagine the scope for styling? Surf-pubes, straight pubes, flat-top, centre parting (think Moses coming through the red sea, if you're ginger), side parting.

How about side burns, or a cock-goatee!


 
Posted : 18/09/2009 8:13 pm
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hmmm,i dont really see the point myself unless it gets me brownie points which i know it wont as the missus just aint that bothered...

but ill try anything for a laugh (!)
thing is doesnt it prick you (sorry) till it grow a bit.like having holly in ya pants?


 
Posted : 18/09/2009 8:22 pm
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Think i'd be sick if girls didn't

Shame on you. When I first started encountering such things shaving was unheard of other than in really manky porn mags.


 
Posted : 18/09/2009 8:23 pm
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I'd murder Dan if I caught him with my Gilette Venus round his, well it rhymes...


 
Posted : 18/09/2009 8:25 pm
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http://www.shaveeverywhere.com/index_bg.html


 
Posted : 18/09/2009 8:26 pm
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Posted : 18/09/2009 8:42 pm
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hairy and smelly is my preferance............ 8)


 
Posted : 18/09/2009 8:48 pm
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Muke has pinched ><((((> panties..


 
Posted : 18/09/2009 8:49 pm
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I think they're his own ๐Ÿ˜€ not my colour at all


 
Posted : 18/09/2009 8:52 pm
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What is this, STW p*rn night? drunken encounters, shaved bits and pieces...

Don't most people look after themselves? Don't get me wrong, i'm no Greek Adonis, but having it look like Mungo Jerry downstairs, its not a good look.


 
Posted : 18/09/2009 8:52 pm
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All I can say is take care. Be very cautious with electric trimmers. They can cause surprising amounts of damage and bleeding.


 
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What is this, STW p*rn night? drunken encounters, shaved bits and pieces...

lol it certainly is and a bit of cross dressing too I think.
Its all deep philosophical ponderings, especially musing on Lidl condoms, better than Friday night telly anyway.


 
Posted : 18/09/2009 8:57 pm
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Actually, Mukes finger nails look a bit girlie ?


 
Posted : 18/09/2009 9:10 pm
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When I was serious about my rugby I shaved. This was the result of having too many 2nd rows with weak hands. When in the scrum, their hands would tire and slip down and rip my pubes. Very painful!


 
Posted : 18/09/2009 9:24 pm
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I did it one time, when I had my vasectomy. Never again
Regrowth was far worse than surgery

Neither troubled me.... however the post opp infection...... ๐Ÿ˜ฏ
Still. twas cured by anti-biotics... whereas another mate had the whole 'buster gonnad' post opp problem... that was not at all nice...


 
Posted : 18/09/2009 9:26 pm
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[i] Actually, Mukes finger nails look a bit girlie [/i]

Thanks ctc, sorry to disappoint so many but I have to admit that it's not me or my pants either. I think its a girlie left hand and maybe a blokes right hand ???


 
Posted : 18/09/2009 9:50 pm
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I set the hair clippers to a #2, start at my head and keep going till i hit my knees ! ๐Ÿ˜†

But reading about it on this forum is makin me lol !


 
Posted : 18/09/2009 10:03 pm
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been doing it for about a year as daily commutes were causing mucho sweatiness, feels heaps mre hygenic to have the cluster trimmed to #2, no problems with itchy regrowth at that length and it does look a tad bigger ๐Ÿ™‚


 
Posted : 18/09/2009 10:08 pm
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I even once allowed an ex to shave me with a cut-throat razor, bit of a trust game. When I say allow though it wasn't as if I could really have stopped her as I was, shall we say, a little restrained.

๐Ÿ˜ฏ ๐Ÿ˜ฏ


 
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Recently had an Inguinal hernia repair, before my pre op i shaved any affected area's, much to the amusment of the nurse, apparently its not required for key hole surgery. Although she did say it was very common for men to "Trim" these days.


 
Posted : 18/09/2009 10:36 pm
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I was, shall we say, a little restrained
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a fair bit of trimming back now and then, that's it. rampant foliage looks too unkempt. but I think total baldness, in either gender, looks slightly strange.


 
Posted : 18/09/2009 10:36 pm
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I won't be able to look at some of you with a straight face ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
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Posted : 18/09/2009 10:47 pm
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NO NO NO - that's really not necessary Hairychested ๐Ÿ˜€

But ... it might be worth a try ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 18/09/2009 10:52 pm
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Give them a few beers' time and Friday A&A will begin ๐Ÿ˜€


 
Posted : 18/09/2009 11:27 pm
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Do it, you'll be more popular, I promise. Honestly! I have proof!! And the maintenance is minimal, and dead easy once you get the hang of it.

You wouldn't want to end up in bed with sasquach would you? Well what makes you think your girlie wants that either? Look after yourself FFS! You get your hair cut don't you, you clean your teeth regularly presumably, maybe you even use aftershave and moisturise occasionaly. Well look after the rest of yourself.

Oh, and the comment of it adding a couple of inches (not that I need it myself, clearly, in fact I'm thinking of having a couple of inches lopped off) but its true, trust me.

Do it, I'm getting so much I'm thinking of taking someone on to help me out!


 
Posted : 18/09/2009 11:41 pm
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I've trimmed with scissors every year or 2 - clippers are safer, i reckon grade 4 is about as short as you need to go


 
Posted : 18/09/2009 11:46 pm
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Oh, and the comment of it adding a couple of inches

only visually, not when it's actually in...


 
Posted : 18/09/2009 11:55 pm
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i've kept myself trim for years.... if i'm going to have someone suck your genitals, i'd rather come back up not having to pick out pubic hairs from between my teeth.

i'm guessing you expect the same (or at least gives you one less reason not to suck my genitals).

met a couple of scottish birds on holiday a few years back. got back to their place. i was astounded (but not put off) that the pair of them were totally unkempt. i was quite surprised but also strangely aroused. as if they were the 'exception' to the 'rule'.

my mate recently had his balls shaven by his (37 year old and really FiT in a way that makes you say "hElow" when you see her) landlady. he's been moaning ever since.

regrowth is only a problem for a short amount of time.

just don't shave your legs. that's [s]gay[/s] roadie territory.


 
Posted : 19/09/2009 12:24 am
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just don't shave your legs. that's gay roadie territory.

yeah, the nads are well butch :o)


 
Posted : 19/09/2009 12:37 am
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just don't go shaving between your bum cheeks... my mate said it hurt like buggery when they grew back. he could sit, stand or walk more than two feet.

all because a girl said he had a hairy bum.


 
Posted : 19/09/2009 1:21 am
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If your a hairy roadie were do you stop shaving, you'll look like you have a pair of hairy legless chaps on! Any hairy roadie pictures, i'm intriged. ๐Ÿ˜•


 
Posted : 19/09/2009 1:29 am
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[i]only visually, not when it's actually in... [/i]

And when it's in, no-one can tell the difference anyway.


 
Posted : 19/09/2009 3:18 am
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only visually, not when it's actually in...

And when it's in, no-one can tell the difference anyway.


It's getting better by a minute!
Actually, Alpin might have a point. You wouldn't suck on a dirty candy I suppose. But then, why bother with German girls? They've never been the hardest to get. Ok, not very easy either, let's say as hard to get as milk at Asda.


 
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"At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It's breathtaking, I suggest you try it!"


 
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