Grab his hand and sniff his fingers before he leaves
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An old flames Dad once said at dinner that I was everything he could have hoped for in one of his daughters boyfriends and that it was a pleasure having me over to stay.
If he'd walked down the open plan stairs and looked across the open plan living room towards the open plan kitchen/dinner on the first night I ever spent there then he may have had a different opinion 😀
I'm sure they're just chatting......
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Some cracking replies on this one. As the t-shirt slogan goes...
I have a shotgun, a shovel and an alibi!
So we shoed him out the house pre 10pm. The latest buzz word with "the kids" is they're not going out they're just "talking" whatever that means I'm not sure?
If she's over 16, then even if she's being taken roughly from behind, it's none of your business. It's her business. It's her body, and she's an adult, (presumably). You're only a "guide" along the path we call life.
If she's under 16, then tape him to a typists chair in the garage and pour petrol over him, whilst delivering your speech to him about how no one hurts your daughter, whilst waving a lighter about in a haphazard fashion.
^ erm
Also "talking" is pre "seeing" which is pre "going out" 😉
Jujuuk68 - Member
If she's over 16, then even if she's being taken roughly from behind, it's none of your business. It's her business. It's her body, and she's an adult, (presumably). You're only a "guide" along the path we call life.
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^ That BSometer is great! 😆
Is he gone now?
Gone in 30 seconds at that age
Wonder if he'll come again.
Set out your expectations of behaviour early on and be strict. They'll only get diluted over time then ignored, so just hang in there as long as you can.
Also expect your wife to know way more about their relationship than you.
do you have a brother called Buck ?
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CaptainFlashheart - Member
Wonder if he'll come again.If he didn't while he was there then probably when he got home 🙂
it's none of your business. It's her business. It's her body, and she's an adult, (presumably). You're only a "guide" along the path we call life.
I agree in principle but it becomes null & void when its occurring 'under my roof'...think that's the standard parenting caveat 😀
You may as well let them do it 'under your roof' where it's nice and safe and warm - they'll only do it somewhere else otherwise.
Wonder if he'll come again.
Probably at least once since the comment was posted, maybe twice.
You have all this to look forward to Captain... 😆
That. This is the test of your parenting skills 🙂wallop - Member
You may as well let them do it 'under your roof' where it's nice and safe and warm - they'll only do it somewhere else otherwise.
If she's under 16, then tape him to a typists chair in the garage and pour petrol over him, whilst delivering your speech to him about how no one hurts your daughter, whilst waving a lighter about in a haphazard fashion
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I agree in principle but it becomes null & void when its occurring 'under my roof'
Does this still apply if the daughter's bedroom has a large velux window that is open while lad is in there? 😆
^^^ is that so his mates can watch ? 😀
my 14yr old dd has already stated that she couldnt be a lesbian as girls are too messed up and boys her age are just boys and shes not interested.. spends all her time out running..
What's going to happen will happen, nothing you can do to stop nature...
Better this happens where your daughter feels safe than in the back of a Clio (I've 2 daughters and feel your pain).
my 14yr old dd has already stated that she couldnt be a lesbian as girls are too messed up and boys her age are just boys and shes not interested.. spends all her time out running..
That's what she says she is doing 😉
I was 17 when a boy first visited my bedroom. I had flu, and he was a long standing boyfriend. We pulled the door to so that we could chat at ease (I had a 15 year old brother). My mum had a hissy fit, came upstairs, flung the door open, had some random cross words about it. Me and BF were just kind of bewildered by the steam train which seemed to come hit us for predictable reason. I had flu. Anyway, my mum is bonkers. The moral of the story is don't do that unless you want to be an internet memory in 30 years time as being bonkers. She never did have any kind of talk with me, never took the talking approach. But don't let facts get in the way of a sense of suspicion and fertile imagination, eh?
My mum did have a chat with me Alisonsmiles! And it went like this: (I kid you not- this is 100% genuine)
Mum "So, have you slept with anyone yet?"
Me "Umm- no, why?" (I was 17 and hadn't)
Mum "Well when you do find someone stupid enough to do it with you- make sure you have a w**k first so you last long enough for the poor girl won't you!!"
Then when I started going clubbing (a couple of months after the chat) she said "It's your house too, so I don't care what old tarts you bring back to your room but please let me know before breakfast!"
Equally bonkers perhaps 🙂
"Well when you do find someone stupid enough to do it with you- make sure you have a w**k first so you last long enough for the poor girl won't you!!"
I wish my first boyfriend's Mum had been this thoughtful.
A brilliant thread ..... has made my laugh out loud whilst watching Sarah and Duck with my four year old....
The whole "loaded gun" matter was dealt with effectively in There's Something About Mary, wasn't it?!
When I was a teenager, my parents insisted on door open, 1 foot each on the floor at all times rule. The latter was just an invitation to be more creative. At my GFs house, her dad insisted on leaving the dogs in the room with us at all times. Fear they may be mentally scarred to this day!
Be grateful she's at home, and ensure the communication is open and honest.
A 14 year old in the year above me at school was murdered by the (older) lad who had got her pregnant while her parents thought she was down at the stables with her horses.
My first proper girlfriend played the role of the murdered girl in the Police reconstruction which is when I found out the full story.
Teenage kids have lots of sex. They like it.
Deal.
Jesus, I'm not looking forward to this (she's only 2.5 at the moment). The thing is I'll be mid-50s by the time she's of "bringing boys home" age. Im not into all this polishing shotguns thing... but I don't want any prospective suitors thinking I'm just a harmless old man - if I can cause him to pause and think for a moment, that'll do me.
I'm in the gym 2-3 times a week now. If nothing else, my Son is 11 and it's getting harder to wrestle him now, the sod is climbing, parkour, mtb - it's harder and harder to keep fighting fit.
Bet they've been at it the whole time they were in the room.
Dirty these kids are these days with the stuff they see online. Turned them into right filthy animals.
You name it they're doing it.. Right now.
As many have said, it's perfectly natural and nothing to worry about. Now if there's a different boy up there tonight, we could be looking at a different scenario. 👿
From what a friend of mine is going through I've learnt one thing. So Not Read Texts.
Ignorance is bliss.
Although the corkers of a texts-
"I want to get you pregnant so I can see you everyday" and not forgetting "I could of slept with my ex but I didn't coz I love you"
has brought much amusement to the biking group.
"I want to get you pregnant so I can see you everyday" and not forgetting "I could of slept with my ex but I didn't coz I love you"
That's just outrageous, it's 'Could have'!! Castration is too good for these people.
Better this happens where your daughter feels safe than in the back of a Clio (I've 2 daughters and feel your pain).
Used to do it regularly in the front of my '53 Morris Minor. It had proper reclining bucket seats, though, so much easier than trying to do it in the back.
Front wing was just the right height for her to sit on, too... 😉
Take him a cup of tea laced with picolax.
My eldest is nearly 13. So I can also see this approaching like a freight train, maybe not fast but it's not stopping either.
Thankfully her mum is sensible and dealing with these matters sensitively, and the daughters sensible anyway. Because I am not in the least bit scary.
Fortunately though - one of her uncles is ex-military and security, and the other is a prison officer trained in hostage and anti-riot situations. I don't need to be scary, instead I'm planning a party for her 13th where they can both be in attendance.
My eldest is 14 this year, I'm more scared for him having seen some of the girls at his school.... 🙁
I guess the main thing is to teach them (daughters) about being safe and how to value themselves. My brother has two daughters who are children, and I've not thought of anything better so far.
My teenage friends who were female valued themselves and didn't get pregnant, they were aware to the double standards for the sexes.
