[Closed] The Pope is having another rant - WTF?!

he's coming to my local park apparently [url] http://www.thestirrer.co.uk/?p=770 [/url]

Surely the pope having a rant is the same as any other deluded no-mark having a rant. Just ignore the old fool.

Is his rant about bikes?

or on here? that'd be good.

He strikes me as too educated to have a proper STW rant... There's no way he would misspeel anything or UsE RANdoM capitals.

Of course, he could just rant in Latin and none of us would be any wiser.

Of course, he could just rant in Latin a

That would be awesome, I've always fancied learning Latin and would very impressed by a rant in Latin.

Is his rant about bikes?

Apparently about sexual perverts. So, probably.

And this is the man we are spending a fortune on an official state visit for - there's one cut the government could make surely rather than picking on disabled people and the poor?

Thats hardly the tory way though is it?

talk about being ahead of the times:
[url= http://www.xepisodes.com/episodes/608/Red-Hot-Catholic-Love.html ]south park were all over the preistophiles in this episode[/url]

EDIT: link doesn't work 🙁

DOUBLE EDIT: yes it does 🙂

I couldn't agree more Grum. Let the Vatican fund his visits.

...his visit is estimated to cost the UK taxpayer £20million.

I blame [s]thatcher[/s] jesus

...his visit is estimated to cost the UK taxpayer £20million.

where's the source of that? seems rather excessive for a [s]bloke[/s] racist in a funny hat to visit!

..his visit is estimated to cost the UK taxpayer £20million.

If his visit were to save just one lost soul it would be worth every penny.

I pray for you all.

Our Father who art in heaven,
hallowed be thy name.
Thy kingdom come.
Thy will be done
on earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread,
and forgive us our trespasses,
as we forgive those who trespass against us,
and lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil.

If his visit were to save just one lost soul it would be worth every penny.

I pray for you all.

Our Father who art in heaven,
hallowed be thy name.
Thy kingdom come.
Thy will be done
on earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread,
and forgive us our trespasses,
as we forgive those who trespass against us,
and lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil.

Fine sentiments indeed, can we do it without the killing and child abuse now please?

Our Father who art in heaven,
hallowed be thy name.
Thy kingdom come.
Thy will be done
on earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread,
and forgive us our trespasses,
as we forgive those who trespass against us,
and lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil priests who molest our children

khani - Member
Our Father who art in heaven,

No such thing. Have we done this?

"I hope that justice will follow its course while guaranteeing the rights of individuals and institutions, respecting the rights of victims
Pope Benedict"

Looks like there will be some jobs going in the kiddy fiddlers gang then, Maybe Gary Glitter will find a job he likes 😆

[i]No such thing. Have we done this? [/i]

Endlessly

Mr Woppit - Member

khani - Member
Our Father who art in heaven,

No such thing. Have we done this?

did you read it all?

..his visit is estimated to cost the UK taxpayer £20million.

If his visit were to save just one lost soul it would be worth every penny.

Shit. I sold mine for only £50. Ive been robbed.

Stoner. You had a soul to sell? 😯

did you read it all?

Yeah. Semi-tough last line, but it's never going to happen because, as I said...

No such thing. Have we done this?

Proof please.

i dont personally go for any of it myself, but it might make some of the believers think a bit, or not as the case usually is

"I pray for you all."

To be honest, I'd rather you didn't.

I'll do you a deal, if you don't pray for me then I won't hold a satanic mass for you, fair?

Stoner. You had a soul to sell?

I admit my soul was morally lightweight and philosophically flimsy, but all the same, if £20m is the going rate, surely mine could clear a couple of grand?

Im never selling anything to beelzebub666 on eBay again, that's for sure.

A man flops down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie is stained, his face is smeared with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin is sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opens a newspaper and begins reading.

After a few minutes the guy turns to the priest and asks, "Say, Father, what causes arthritis?"

"Loose living; cheap, wicked woman; too much alcohol; and contempt for your fellow man," answers the priest.

"I'll be damned," the drunk mutters, returning to his paper.

The priest, thinking about what he said, nudges the man and apologizes. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to be so harsh. How long have you had arthritis?"

"Oh, I don't have it, Father. It says here that the Pope does."

The Tories do have a certain empathy with the catholic church. Having all gone to Eton and other such establishments, getting your back doors kicked in was in integral part of your educational experience, and generally regarded as all part of the fun.

"Now young Jeaves, would one like to be mummy or daddy today?"

The pope's statement calls for justice to take its course. He is distressed however by the allegation that police officers mis-treated priests. The police deny this. Of course, it is [i]metaphysically impossible[/i] for a police officer to mistreat anyone (just one reason why it never, ever occurs), so clearly the pope is in league with satan.

Have I missed anything? 🙂

The Tories do have a certain empathy with the catholic church.

actually, I think the Tories have very much the right approach to the Vatican.

Send in the stormtrooper!
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/damianthompson/100045099/ann-widdecombe-one-of-the-rudest-women-in-britain-to-be-ambassador-to-the-vatican-yikes/

If thats empathetic, then Im the Spanish Inquisition!

On Saturday Vatican officials compared the raids and investigation into allegations of child sex abuse with the treatment of the Church under communist rule.

The Catholic Church in Belgium has apologised for its silence on abuse cases in the past.

The church was rocked in April when the Bishop of Bruges, Roger Vangheluwe, resigned and admitted to sexual abuse before and after becoming a bishop.

The pope's statement calls for justice to take its course. He is distressed however by the allegation that police officers mis-treated priests. The police deny this. Of course, it is metaphysically impossible for a police officer to mistreat anyone (just one reason why it never, ever occurs), so clearly the pope is in league with satan.

Have I missed anything?

fiddykiddler priests and loads of innocent victims ignored by the catholic church? he was silent then

alex222 - Member

No such thing. Have we done this?

Proof please.

I don't have the thread "url" that would prove we've done this, but if you do a search on "I'm offended and upset and weeping tears for jesus because of your suggestion that proof is required after a statement of the existence of a thing, rather than the non-existence of a thing, and that if I don't get that simple piece of logic then I must be a complete fakking moron"... or something similar...

well i just watched the south park link... So now I know how cameron does it... He just put food up his arse 😀

Shit. I sold mine for only £50. Ive been robbed.

If thats empathetic, then Im the Spanish Inquisition!

"Nobody suspects the Inquisition!"

well i just watched the south park link...

I love the Love boat bit at the beginning. its just hilarious!

No such thing. Have we done this?

Proof please.

Woppit massively missed the point, and apparently continues to 🙂

yes we had pages of razor sharp insights like that from our very own anti-christ. He was always reasonable, respectful and never offensive or hysterical. IIRC he does not like to blow his own trumpet and modesty is almost definitely his middle name rather than supercilious smug git as some suggest.

Irony is completely lost on molgrips, as usual.

There's no such thing as an anti-christ, because.... etc.

"Well next time you'll believe in marx teaching rather than "the market will sort himself out"

Juan....... you are my new favourite poster 🙂

Which one of you is the pope?

Missed the irony? You missed it! I was addressing you not Alex222

I'm sorry, I must have misunderstood you. What "point" was it that I missed, in your opinion?

Mr. Woppit,
I understand from previous posts you were part of our flock at one time and now you seem troubled and resentful of Christ's love. What happened in your life to make you feel this way?
I pray that you will come back to us one day.
Let us all pray for Mr. Woppit

You know what, I'm an atheist (well agnostic really) but I'll make up some silly prayers to one of the various 'only' gods out there to save his soul just to wind him up 😉

I was never part of a flock, as you put it. Although the attempt was made to infect me with that particular strain of virus, I was able to see that not only had the emperor no clothes but that there was in fact, no emperor at all.

Indoctrination of the young into religious dogma (a form of child abuse) has to be completed early to be effective.

Still waiting for the mol to enlighten me as to the point that I apparently missed.

I'm surprised to see this news story is published in the UK but it is a very concerning situation here in Belgie.

The church were governing their own investigation into the hundreds of claims of sexual abuse from priests / church representatives & they were keeping the findings of the investigation secret to 'protect the identity of the victims'.
It is believed by the police / CPS equivalent were trying to find victims files that were 'hidden' hence their quite extensive searching which is one of the items that particularly upset the church.

Indeed - as I understand it they drilled into some tombs/etc - frankly I think it sounds reasonable given the lengths that the Catholic church has been shown to be willing to go to in order to protect its image.

Mr. Woppit,
I understand from previous posts you were part of our flock at one time and now you seem troubled and resentful of Christ's love. What happened in your life to make you feel this way?
I pray that you will come back to us one day.
Let us all pray for Mr. Woppit

😆

+1

Still waiting for the mol to enlighten me as to the point that I apparently missed.

The argument on the God threads wasn't about the existence of God.

It was about the concepts behind belief systems.

Oh dear...

mol, If you read alex222's post, he says, in response to "No proof. Have we done this?": "Proof please"

I assumed that anybody reading this, in the context of the discussion, would think that he is asking for "Proof" of the existence of god, that being to do with the first part of my sentence.

However, I chose to treat his request as if he was asking for proof of the second part of my sentence, that is, the existence of a thread in which we had "done this", and use it to explain what I thought of the FIRST possible meaning, therefor making my response ironic in context.

I don't see how either of your statements: "I was addressing you not Alex222 " or "The argument on the God threads wasn't about the existence of God. It was about the concepts behind belief systems." has anything at all to do with this, but I expect you'll try and show us how they do...

Christ, Woppit, take it easy!

here, its not up to the non-believers to dis-prove the existence of God; it is up to the misguided to PROVE the existence of him!

molgrips - Member
Christ, Woppit, take it easy!

See what you did there, like it.

Very drôle, Juan.
And for once you've used politico-economic theory in the correct context.
Top of the class
🙂

Now back to the Woppit Sunday Worship show...

Now back to the Molgrips Sunday Worship show...

What? Am I missing something again?

Edited. Sorry molgrips, I don't know why but I confuse your names, not your personas though you understand!

endless argument about the existance of god, but the argument about the churches failure to act to protect innocent abuse victims, and the popes active part of a cover up to protect the clergy involved, will damage it more than anything else
i hope

Very drôle, Juan.
And for once you've used politico-economic theory in the correct context.
Top of the class

And for once you've use correct spelling drôle

[pedant]the use of another language in this instance is quite superfluous as the English word 'Droll' has almost exactly the same meaning and is also homophonic to the French word above[/pedant]

khani - Member
endless argument about the existance of god, but the argument about the churches failure to act to protect innocent abuse victims, and the popes active part of a cover up to protect the clergy involved, will damage it more than anything else
i hope

+1 Complicit to the act itself

highclimber - Member
"...his visit is estimated to cost the UK taxpayer £20million"
where's the source of that? seems rather excessive for a bloke racist in a funny hat to visit!

Was sourced from here ...
[url= http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/7130464/Pope-Benedict-XVI-attacks-Labours-unjust-equality-laws-ahead-of-UK-visit.html ]Not affected by the recession then?[/url]

He's obviously not stopping with Lenny at a Premier Inn!

More to the point, have we proved the existence of Woppit?
Anyway, I thought St Tony of Blair had a direct channel of communication with God, so he ought to be personally funding the trip. He can certainly afford it.

Im never selling anything to beelzebub666 on eBay again, that's for sure.

( 👿 )

He's obviously not stopping with Lenny at a Premier Inn!

It gets better! Witnesses and magistrates receive death threats ...

[url= http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/10501668.stm ]Death threats ...[/url]

Old Jesus said "turn the other cheek", but now the church turns to death threats ? Perhaps Jesus is outmoded ?

simonfbarnes - Member

Old Jesus said "turn the other cheek"

nope

nope

well I guess it is a wimpy attitude - doubtless the attributed saying is a latter day fabrication along with that "forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those that trespass against us" nonsense...

jesus is a fabrication

binners - Member
"Now young Jeaves, would one like to be mummy or daddy today?"

Jeaves: Can I be daddy for a change?

Binners: OK now come here and suck mummy's c0ck

(first time I heard that it was about a bloke in prison...still makes me chuckle 😆 )

jesus is a fabrication

oh, I see what you mean 🙂 Perhaps I should have said "Isn't Jesus believed to have said... ?"