Nutella? Hmmmm, kinky....
full body spasam from a double disk prolapse ... Yowser i thought i was gonna die :-O
I am with the childbirth thing, or the first needle in the plums for a vasectomy....
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Stomach blockage, just short of the point of passing out, lasts for hours, perfect.
Electrolysis isn't fun - an hour at a time definitely isn't fun...
Little needle pushed down the side of each hair, they pass an electrical current through it to burn the hair and then pluck it out. Joy...
Rachel
Going for a slash after having had an endoscopy down the old pork sword.
Bus that I was working on fell off the jack and landed on my leg just below the knee!! Now that smarted a little
Waxing is a sudden sharp pain then done so stop making a fuss about it.
I see your childbirth and raise you Kidney Stones, as any mother who's had them they'll tell you they'd rather go through childbirth again.
It's with out doubt the most excruciating pain I've ever had put me on the floor in a wreck, my blood pressure fell and my temp went down to 35.6C. Now tell me you back wax did that? No of course it didn't.
Now tell me you back wax did that?
Lighten up a bit!
Have to say that hanging from a metal railing from my thigh was definitly more painful, but I was genuinely surprised at how painful waxing could be. That is all.
Wisdom tooth abscess while on holiday and unable to get anything stronger than paracetamol for three days. I understood why dentistry is used in torture 😥
When I finally got onto morphine based drugs it was bliss.
Kidney stone hurt way more than a fractured femur, stubbing toe is one of those pains that actually takes your breath away, them it becomes funny 😯
Lighten up a bit!
You did ask if I had it done.
Have one niggling tonight has been all day so a bit grumpy, still it seems to be just a niggle and not the full monty.
I'm with Psling with Gall Stones (biliary colic). I've had broken bones, chemical burns, shrapnel, metal fragments dragged from eyes and even paper cuts but these minor irritations don't even come close to the pain caused by those little stones being pushed through a Bic refill like tube that is the bile duct. Nothing makes a big grown man go drip white, sweat and drop to the floor in agony so quickly. Painkillers don't touch it, Pathidine is for womans labour pains but Morphine works very nicely 😀
IMO, bare foot/lego interface
or pneumonia
This one time, I dropped a water station refill onto just one of my fingers. I dont know how but it was a freak accident. The blood pooled under the nail and became quite uncomfortable.
I felt like it may explode so I popped along to the hospital. The nurse who, whilst heating up a paper clip with a bunsen boiler, informed me that a local anaesthetic would be more painful than the stabbing of a red hot paper clip into my throbbing, blood filled nailbed. In hindsight I think that might not be the case.
The spurt of the pressurised blood reached an impressive height. Nurse reassured me she had heard worse than the involuntary foul expletives that poured from me when she did the deed.
Instant relief though.
Moving a sofa with the wife, she pushed and it caught my big toe nail ripping it off !!!!!! I've had countless injuries but that was the only time I went into shock ❗
Most painful thing I had was sinusitis in the frontal sinus that went into the roots of my front teeth - so sinus pain and tooth pain at the same time
240 mg / day of Dihydrocodine to make it bearable
In terms of sheer disproportionate pain in relation to size of injury, ingrowing toenails have to rate pretty highly. I'm no stranger to tooth pain, and that obliterates it.
Jessies, the lot of you!
There is that Jason Manford Routine, where he talks about his mate, who dislocated his hip, which was painful, but the real pain came when the Games teacher came along to fix it. He held him and banged it back into place, what he hadn't realised was that in the interim, the young lads testicle had slipped into the socket. 😯
TandemJeremy - MemberMost painful thing I had was sinusitis in the frontal sinus that went into the roots of my front teeth - so sinus pain and tooth pain at the same time
240 mg / day of Dihydrocodine to make it bearable
I get that often, pain runs right into the roots of my molars really excruciating when you lean and all the blood rushes to them. I dont bother with the pain killers though, you girl.
Hot aches when ice climbing. Have seen people vomit with pain.
Drac - ModeratorWaxing is a sudden sharp pain then done so stop making a fuss about it.
I see your childbirth and raise you Kidney Stones, as any mother who's had them they'll tell you they'd rather go through childbirth again.
It's with out doubt the most excruciating pain I've ever had put me on the floor in a wreck, my blood pressure fell and my temp went down to 35.6C. Now tell me you back wax did that? No of course it didn't.
+1 passed 6 in all !!
Ward sister who gave me a Ketamine injection while I was passing one said she had given birth to 5 children including one 10lb+ and had one kidney stone remarked "give me child birth any day"
Ripped my kneecap off.
Tore most of the skin off my forehead & nose
Bottom wisdom teeth out under light local
Drilled through thumb nail
Split foreskin in over energetic action with wife!
Pulled bone fragments out of elbow
+ many others
Nothing even comes close to kidney stones trust me.
I've had some fairly bad ones like fractured eye socket with compound nasal fracture, but not really as painful as when i tore my hamstring. Then I was sweating with the pain. TBH pain is such a subjective thing and not real so everyones perception and again grading of pain will be different. A few time ive had abdominal cramps and couldnt stand ...that hurts a lot too.. I think the worse pains can be tooth ones as TJ says above....where you can feel the root nerve transmitting into the brain..sinus also bad as it lingers.....very hard to mentally block that one!!
MrOvershoot - MemberSplit foreskin
You win.
Try having a heart attack.....then you'll know what f*cking pain is! You will NEVER EVER complain again, trust me I know. Pain so severe it make you throw up, and just when you think its over it gets worse....then a nice man injects you with streptokinase and saves your life and the pain subsides, but you never forget the pain.
Merak - MemberMrOvershoot - Member
Split foreskin
You win.
Only I didn't as I was rolling around in pain & the wife was complaining about
1. Leaving her high & dry!
2. The blood on the sheets!!
Genuine lol^
Mr Overshoot It's nice to know It's just me that did that (not with your wife though) 😀
Pah, nothing.
I live in a Queenslander house (on stilts) and wondering around underneath it sorting stuff I've many a time caught the edge of one of the retaining bolts straight into the noggin. **** me that has to be the frickin worst, not least as it's totally avoidable by ducking (and yes, I've done the duck and head-butt routine too).
Why not just use taller stilts?
Why not just use taller stilts?
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I don't see how that will help
well, that way can get into his house instead of wandering around underneath it.
😀
Jumped off a window ledge around 6 feet up and landed on the outside of my left ankle. The most horrific tearing and snapping sound preceded me puking and screaming. Major breakage, ligament damage and severe blood loss.
Happened 26 years ago, my left ankle is still ever so slightly swollen....
It smarted a bit
Worst for me was last week when I had anesthetic injected in to my cuts on my top lip not once but twice. 😯 🙁
i here by declare this thread of the week!
salt onto an ulcer is my favourite
LOL @ CharlieMungus
Anyway, I have another one that doesn't include stilts.
When I was 18 I was shot... Single pellet from a shotgun hit me in the chin (guy fired through a hedge). Pellet hit was like a punch, bled like a shaving cut. That wasn't the bad bit.
Ended up in casualty (always remove foreign objects etc), they pulled down my bottom lip then cut down using a scalpel - no anashetic as I had to 'feel' where there pellet was. It's where I learned the whole sea of pain and you're in a boat metaphor actually. Ended up in shock.
Damn! I'm actually gritting my teeth reading some of this... Which leads me nicely onto +1 for toothache.
Had an abcess many years ago and eventually, when the left side of my face had a tennis ball sized lump on it, I packed myself off to the emergency dentist. He did his level best (evil sadist with murderer's hands and big, greasy beard).
He managed to get half the tooth out and left the remaining spiky bits sticking up into my swollen gum. The pain was truly exquisite. He reckoned nothing more could be done until the swelling went down and sent me home.
After a few hours of sitting with my head in my hands, rocking back and forth and moaning, I got my Swiss Army knife out, sterilised the spike on the back with a lighter and set to work. It only took ten minutes to remove the shards of tooth. Very nearly passed out more than once, but within half an hour, the swelling was almost gone, the bleeding had stopped and pain levels were back to a gentle throb, rather than screaming agony. I could certainly cut off my own arm if it was trapped under a boulder 🙂
Inspection camera thingy up the old chap and into the bladder.
The doctor assured me it was a small fibre optic jobber......it felt like the freaking Hubble telescope.
He also had to inflate my bladder. Imagine being so desperate for a pee it hurts to the point of doubleing you over. Yet every time you try all you manage to do is expel a little air, like it was a presta valve. All very uncomfortable.
Toothache is horrible though.
Excellent work user-removed! Field surgery is always impressive. My wife took her own c-section staples out with a pair of pliers, I've no idea whether or not it hurt as I was instructed to go out for the duration of the process.
you know those kinder surprise eggs? with the plastic capsule inside?
i blew into the little hole in the end of it, to try and literately blow it apart. strained both my cheeks with the effort.
that hurt.
I've had a leg waxed for a laugh, don't see what the fuss is about myself. It's not really painful is it? It's not like toothache or severe migraine or kidney colic.
I've just had a weekend with this stuck under my cheek,
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....that smarted a bit but I'm sure open heart surgery hurts a lot more.
Please MTFU you lot, it's embarrassing.
ha, big bags of jey..!
vasectomies gone wrong. scrotum like a big black and purple pineapple with corrugated drains sticking out the side. nurses sent me in to 'sort it'. my how they they laughed.
fournier's gangrene/necrotising fascitis of the old chap. resulting in a cockectomy. two words you never want to see in a sentence - knife and penis.
and for the girls. bilateral bartholins cysts. like the nads on a pig. despite not having the equipment it looked eye watering painful.
but the most painful thing. a peyronie's disease repair. circumcise then fingers down the side and skin it like a chicken. and that's before the proper cutting begins. i refer you to my previous statement re knives and penises