big bunch of wimps... i once bit my tongue and didnt even cry.
set fire to a large portion of your body
once the excitement wears off, your brain goes into such a detached state that it is like you can't properly articulate how much it hurts. Then it's only the additional aftershocks of dressing changes to look forward to, every day, for the next few weeks.
You want pain? Try having an RCT done when the block doesn't work and the dentist has to inject local anasthetic into the exposed root of your tooth. That stings a bit.
Or how about breaking both bones in your arm, then having to walk out of the woods to a van, being driven to an RAF Med Center, waiting, then being driven to a hospital where you wait, with no painkillers until three hours have passed. Then the fun starts to wear of quickly.
Back waxing? Pah... Lightweight.
I had a REALLLY nasty papercut about a week ago. Bled for about 10 minutes.
Having said that, I broke my wrist quite badly about 5 years ago and didn't think it hurt too badly. Would have carried on to work if the police hadn't insisted I at least get it looked at.
It's got an assortment of B&Q's finest metalwork in it now and is fine, apart from one spot on the inside of my wrist that makes me drop anything I'm holding if someone touches it.
Having your nipple pierced smarts a bit. Motorbike accident resulting in a pelvis broken in five places, three busted ribs, torn scrotum (sorry) AND had a (suspected) heart attack due to trauma - that was a hurty to remember. Have to agree with ton though (seriously) - toothaches an utter b*****d of a pain.
had to poke my left nut back in on sunday after an unwanted granny ring wheelie made my fizik gobi pop it out of sight, it gave me the good old gut ache for a few mins, i now have a bruise from trying to poke it back down with a gloved hand,
My wife and my supervisor agree that gallstones are more painful than giving birth.
Shingles is the worst pain I've experience, but that was dealt with by Codeine so can't be that bad.
Having said that, I broke my wrist quite badly about 5 years ago and didn't think it hurt too badly
Wierd that isn't it. I broke my arm snowboarding a few years ago (basically snapped my forearm in half (didn't look nice all flopped to one side).
Didn't really hurt as much as I thought it would...more of a painful ache rather than the agony I expected.
My wife and my supervisor agree that gallstones are more painful than giving birth.
Do gallstones look like little round rocks? There were about 5 of various sizes (from small to 5/10mm diameter) in one of the urinals at work a few weeks ago. I can't imagine someone quietly squeezing them out!
getting cramp in the leg that I'd just had 3 bolts inserted into my broken hip smarted a bit.
Problem was that the scar was about 5" long and the muscles contracting was pulling all the internal and external stitches apart.
Do gallstones look like little round rocks? There were about 5 of various sizes (from small to 5/10mm diameter) in one of the urinals at work a few weeks ago. I can't imagine someone quietly squeezing them out!
That would be some trick passing gallstones through your penis.
In March 1987 I was being lifted into an ambulance with a compound fracture of my right femur and knee with the end of my femur sticking out due to the angle of my leg to the rest of me and this woman who was carrying the drip tripped and hit the exposed end of my femur.
That was ****in' sore and still makes me wince to this day
Most painful thing for me was having an abcess under my tooth and no access to decent painkillers.
Thankfully, touch wood, I have not broken a bone yet so can't comment on that.
Oh, I did burn my leg badly with a bowl of boiling hot semolina when I was a boy and that was very sore.
I met a bloke in New Zealand who'd had the following happen;
he fell down an earth bank whilst out shooting with freinds and breoke both femurs.
They managed to get the landrover to him and him in the back but because it was a SWB his legs stuck 6" out beyond the end of the 'bed' in the back so they had to tie the rear door open and drive with his legs sticking out the end.
As they did the first corner the string holding the door open snapped and it swung closed onto his feet - forcing his feet back far enough that it slammed shut.
He said he did pass out fairly quickly but having his thoigh bones overlapping for half their length did hurt a bit.
I believe Viz magazine decided that a "papercut to the helmet" was the worst pain known to man
Can't believe this has got to page three and no-one has mentioned trapping your foreskin in your zip... Officially the most painful thing that can happen to a human. It's not so bad as you zip it up coz' it happens so quick and your weren't expecting it. It's when you look down at the mangled wreckage and realise you're gonna have to unzip it......
(Must be more painful than childbirth as no man ever does this more than once, and they never do it by choice!)
I once cycled with a tyre logo / valve misaligned.
wwaswas wins it for me - holy s*** that must have hurt!! 😯
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Compartment syndrome of the thigh due to internal bleeding hurts a fair bit...
Apparently even morphine won't do much for it, and the several doses of tramadol that I had certainly didn't help.
Kidney stones x1000
However the inevitable introduction of opiates does help a little.
First time I had them, the wife drove me to the out of hours in a blind panic, me in the foetal position in the back seat.. she hit every speed bump at about 60 cheering me up no end.
Two broken ribs and hayfever for me. Results of a motorcycle accident in late spring. Ouchy.
MrsG will concur with the votes in favour of gall stones. She had our two kids without any anaesthetic (well gas/air for the first. **** all for the second) and would rather go through child birth again.
To settle the argument once and for all, I give you.........(unsurprisingly - contains swearing)
trapping your foreskin in your zip
I lost half my foreskin doing exactly that on my third day at primary school..
all the staff panicked a bit and called my folks... my stepdad turned up at the school armed with pliers and did an emergency unzip..
Mine's my shoulder overextension/slight dislocation thing after a high speed otb. Something popped out then back in again as I stood up. Then as I shut my car door it popped out again so had to re-set it before driving home (one handed 🙁 ).