[Closed] The most painful thing in the world

Not when there's crack n sack to consider!

I take it your pain threshold is rather low.

I take it your pain threshold is rather low

Ever had it done?

genital herpes would take your mind off it...

EDIT: so I'm told... 😳

toothache is by far the worst pain.

MTFU. 😀

LOL. M T F U you big wuss

seriously. I've waited ages to say that. 😆

toothache is pretty damn high on my list too. That and a hard kick in the.......................

Stepping on a lego block in bare feet

LOL @ the MTFU comments - exactly what my wife said.

Genuinely, i was all prepared to walk out telling her and all women what wimps they are and how painless it was - I will hold my hands up, i was wrong, it really really really hurt.

I've snapped my leg before, and was lying there thinking this could be worse!! LOL

Stepping on a lego block in bare feet

Wouldn't recommend a Lumbar Puncture. 😯

Dont shave your pubes with a rotary type shaver 😯
lets just say I won the bet and it was worth my while 8)

Is only trumped by stepping on a 3 pin plug

Stepped on half a glass bottle that was standing up once.

Had my legs waxed once, and was told before hand by one woman that it hurts more then giving birth. It didn't really hurt that much.

Women. 🙄

Childbirth is worse, believe me!

Edit: and a Brazilian of course. 😉

Lumbar puncture +1. that and a burst appendix, and that spot on my knee that i only have to tap and im on the floor.

+ 1 for standing on a plug... esp if you are a chubber like me .... it's a whole new world of pain

I reckon Nani knows, ouch!

[i]Is only trumped by stepping on a 3 pin plug[/i]

Or kneeling on one 🙂

One word: epididymitis

cinnamon_girl - Member
Childbirth is worse, believe me!

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I once had hot fat (365 degrees C to be precise) splash on the inside of my wrist

Pain???? That sent me into a cold sweat and the shakes did that. Not pleasant.

Stubbing little toe on the door.......

Gall stones for me. Only pain that has actually made me physically throw up 🙁 Worse than a double compound fracture of the humerous (although I was unconscious for the worst of that one).

I once fell off a roof, breaking one arm, knocking myself out and then waking up with my thigh impaled on an iron railing. Back wax was worse.

The Cluster Headaches that plague me, broken bones, dislocated joints and slipped discs, but nothing hurts like these bloody things

[i]Is only trumped by stepping on a 3 pin plug[/i]

Is only trumped by landing on a three pin plug after trailing it down the stairs and jumping the last three steps, with stereo in arms...

Ouch! I wasn't even wearing socks.

The most painful for me was tearing a rather delicate bit of connective tissue in my gentlemans region whilst engaging in some exuberant lady pleasing. The worst bit was the the sudden booze filled thought that perhaps I'd better slow the bleeding and stop any infection by slapping some disinfectant in the wound. First thing that came to hand was some witch hazel gel, I found out that it was a little bit "owbloodyhellthathurtsgetitoffohjesusmyknobisgoingtoexplodestingy" 😯

Apparently you could hear the screams down the street

Don't press one of those cappuccino frothers against your nose to see what it feels like.

I once ate a Mcflurry too quick, ooohhhhh!

[i]I once ate a Mcflurry too quick, ooohhhhh![/i]

Ice cream heeeeaaaaaddd.

Pissing cumquats.

Don't snort a line of wasabi and a line of daves insanity sauce for a booze fulled bet either. That hurt like a hurty thing with rude words added

emsz - Member
Ice cream head.

Cold, but interesting approach to foreplay.

The need to take a shizzle after more than a week, being busted up in a hospital bed. Proper panting pain.

I can assure you, having your chest waxed is far more painful.
It drew blood!!!

Celine Dion

Stubbing little toe on the door.......

I broke mine a couple of years ago when I dashed from the kitchen to the living room because the spuds were boiling over. Cracked it off the side board.!!! Holy **** that hurt. 😯

Nah, an inspection camera up yer bum. Oh lord, the pain.

Once tore both achillies tendons, that nipped a little bit as well!

[i]Cold, but interesting approach to foreplay.[/i]

files that thought away to go with Nutella....

Every 4 weeks for waxing, you get used to it after a while

This does hurt

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The worst pain I have seen anyone in was a burns victim. I won't go into details but he had an accident involving both his hands and even with them immersed in a bucket of cold water and pumping him full of morphine he was still screaming and pleading with me to cut them off all the way to hospital 😯

Stepping on a plug must be the highest ratio of pain to actual damage done. In that it doesn't inflict any kind of damage but hurts like frigging hell.

Mrs Grips is from the USA where they don't have those plugs. First time she stepped on one I said 'oh yeah, watch out for those :)'

having an internal bleed under the toenail of your big toe that bleeds and bleeds and bleeds and builds up pressure until it rips the nail out at the root... ❗