In the newsagent window
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Clandestine Dungeons and Dragons group?
Lunacy. What's my prize?
Someone's fishing for some good leads. What do I win?
In the newsagent window
Newsagents windows - thats how the world was connected before the internet.
The phrase "In like Flynn" was coined for this moment
Vampire luring new fresh victims into one easy location?
"Hear all! From this point there is no return to the Infernal Corruption of our former life-style. Lords and Dames, behold the Most Righteous Society of Virgins under [url= http://vk.com/club57038288 ]St. Sir Thomas More[/url], our Merciful Master and Spiritual Shepherd in the loathsome valley of Lust and Temptation"
Malvern Tourist Board have upped their game a bit
I assume these would have to be time travelling virgins?
Religious nutters.
why had they paid for it to be displayed for a month after it had happend? and how much was the BMX?
I assume these would have to be time travelling virgins?
Just patient ones - that ad is giving nearly a whole year's notice.
Onza 20" trials bike, £250
The Malverns.... like a hardcore Glastonbury
Think Scientology, think a Virgin(s) version.
😮
It's an invitation to the shortest and most disappointing orgy ever.
I started to read that and thought it a bit odd, but then got to the location and am now just thinking same old same old from the Malverners.
Certainly diverse there.
I'm going riding in the Malverns next month. Need I be concerned? 😕
Get yersel along there - target rich environment that one... 😈
Ed's touting for new members of the Malvern Chess Club; they meet every Friday at Davenham House, Graham Road, Malvern, from 7.30pm.
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Ugly And Desperate Club meeting details - wear your beer goggles.
I'm guessing thats code for "Parish Gangbang Meat - Cum on ye faithful"
If you do go round, decline any offers of a drink, ok?
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I'm surprised there's no requirement for rainbow unicorns, though.
GCHQ recruitment fair - get in!
I have an uneasy feeling that it heralds the coming Rapture.
Go home and prepare yourselves.
A virgin in Malvernshire?
A lass who can outrun her brothers.
Take your own supply of paper bags as your gonna need them.
It's one of those secret ads for MI5/MI6 recruitment.