[Closed] The collective noun for midges

My first thought was 'a bastard of midges'

Phlanx

FOG of midges

Cloud of Bastards

Apparently it is actually a 'bite' of midges.

Little ****ers is my usual first response.

Are they here?

Hell 😈

+1 for 'bastard of...', again before the thread was opened.

[quote=grahamt1980]My first thought was 'a bastard of midges'

This, before I even opened the thread!

Enormous bastid

A bloodbath of midges.

A squidge of Midge..

Actually it's only the females that bite so it should be a bitch of midges

It's a Torment of midges.

a **** of midges

An itch of midge

I suspect I selected the same as Junkyard

Actually it's only the females that bite so it should be a bitch of midges

Apparently when they are in the mood to mate.

So a randy bitch of midges....

I'm going with JY's suggestion 🙂

A set of ****s.

A Ure of midge?

Haha I opened the thread to post bastard !

As an aside I got over 20 bug bites on a ride recently - damp woods and mosquitos and biting insects galore. On the point of being quite grumpy indeed. Sudocreme to the rescue

bit of a mess of twitbarstewardditchtwunts*

*swear filter doesn't work on conjoined French, been banned once already for "avoiding" filter so use your imagination. Obviously only big boys and girls will understand.

Yep, I was going for bastard too.

Interestingly I'd not seen a midge before three years ago, but now I think I'm probably 30% midge gozz.

you edited that quickly squirrelking 🙂

You have to, some people here are rather fragile little things.

A fuksake of midges. The blighters were evil n of Oban on Sat night. Caol Ila taken orally worked.

A forum of midges

Misery

Eyefull.

Harry_the_Spider - Member

Bastard Squad?

That's the name of my mate's band!

Bastard of midges gets my vote though.
Harry the Spider for president!

a flying c¬¬¬ of midges.

Having accidentally left the bathroom light on last night and the window open I'm going with 'A bath-full of midges'

The sash in there in never closed (I don't even think it will close now without a bit of work) so in the evening they come in, go straight up to the light, get fried, and fall. So while I'm in the bath I'm in a gentle rain of midges and end up with a black scum-like layer of midge corpses around me (along with the occasional moth that also spirals down from the light and gets stuck to my face)

This morning theres a heap of them in the bath.

All wrong. It's the Caledonian Luftwaffe.