Surely anything made by BMW?
An Orange smart car that tried to out acclerate me the other day. Horrible slow piece of turd.
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What is that thing?
It looks like a metal cane toad
There's an habit around here of getting a really nice Audi ( ahem ) Merc, BMW, etc and painting them Matt Black.
Horrible.
Will try to get some pics.
Worst one around here is some guy who must be 30 if he's a day, driving some bright green Nissan 300 or Skyline or something with a massive body kit and a " batear " spoiler on the back.
Bet he looks out every day, clicks his fingers and goes " yeah......."
Edit, that Calibras gotta be a joke, WTF would you put a convertible mini roof on a coupe ?!?!?!?
The Ferrari 406 is something else
Why on earth would you build such a pile of sh*te??
My favorite part of his sales blurb is "The battery is located in the footwell of the passenger side, but there has been a battery tray installed in the rear on the boot should you wish to relocate it"
Why put a battery in the footwell????
I mean, why can't you build a hybrid car, and then make it look like a Mondeo?
Obvious, really. They look that shit so their owners can feel smug - "Look at me, everyone! I'm saving polar bears by driving this pile of greenwashed turd!"
If it looked 'normal', they'd have to tell/bore (even more) people about it.
I think the Ferrari would have looked tolerable if it didn't have the tin foil stuck to it
I think the Ferrari would have looked tolerable if it didn't have the tin foil stuck to it
I am particularly enjoying the hand bent window wiper:
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Bit of a waste of time with the removable steering wheel, 2 problems I see are:-
1.No one in there right mind would want to be seen in that monstrosity.
2.You can get inside via the panel gaps if you wanted to nick anything or preferably do the guy a favour and torch it.
I hasn't seen the other pics. The wiper is amusing
What is that thing?
It looks like a metal cane toad
Ssangyong Rodius. Nice innit?
Aracer, that ain't no Bentley. Chrysler 300C....
And the 'Ferrari', whomever wrapped that needs to be strung up! So many things wrong with that car it's unreal.
@grahamt1980. I know beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and each to his own. But for this
I think the Ferrari would have looked tolerable if it didn't have the tin foil stuck to it
You need to go and sit in a corner, think about what you said, then have a stern word with yourself.
Off you go.
Ah - I was going to say Chrysler, but wasn't sure so checked the image URL...
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I think the Ferrari would have looked tolerable if it didn't have the tin foil stuck to it
I think it would have looked rather better if it had been left as a 406!
I did say tolerable, and that was from the one photo. But yes you are right it should have stayed as a 406
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Holy crap.
That last one looks like a rascal that has been raped by a Pokemon
Sorry - can't link the pics, but this is a tragic waste of a beautiful car.
tazzy, wtf are those things?
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That last one Tazzy is growing on me, I mean the camber angle to get those wheels in there!
Sadly, as a Yaris owner, I concur with Drac. 😕
That last one Tazzy is growing on me, I mean the camber angle to get those wheels in there!
Agreed! Imagine if someone could pimp that up as a company van (Bike shop perhaps?) Would look AWSUMZ!
I saw one of these today - in this very same colour:
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TazzyMTB - what is that green frog like thing?
John_Drummer - i can't believe that your saying that a cream Cortina is ugly. It's a classic! 🙂
There's an habit around here of getting a really nice Audi ( ahem ) Merc, BMW, etc and painting them Matt Black.
They're not painted, they're coated with a removable vinyl wrap. I'd go for a clear vinyl wrap, just to protect the paint from pigeon and seagull crap, and possible scratching.
I just can't take the Pious seriously at all, and for the folk that choose to drive them?....i'd best keep that to myself.
It's the choking cloud of smug that accompanies them that I dislike...
The blue and white R8 is Steven Ireland isn't it? It's appallingHe has previous...
Wtf is Steven Ireland?
Let me guess, he's a Wendyballer, right? Is it an essential part of being a player that they have a taste bypass operation in order to get the job?
And what his missus has done to that innocent Bentley should be subject to severe legal penalties!
The middle one of the three that Tazzy posted is a Aztec. I had a ride in one last month and even for an American car it is truely horrible.
Seen one of these in Bradford, this has got to win tasteless trumps.
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just waiting for that Merc to morph into this:
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Anything called porche,
Some of the older Peugots, and all of the newer Peugots,
Most of the Toyotas, and hondas,
Nissan juke,
meriva,
Ford fusion,
Vauxhall insignificant/insignia
All suburus, driven by men in anoraks, get the optional heater fitted,
Seen one of these in Bradford, this has got to win tasteless trumps.
There must be a guy that does them nearby; I saw a 3 series with the same job in Bradford a couple of years back.
probably Kahn on Canal Road...
That shiny Merc reminds me of an old Airstream caravan. Except that Airstreams look good, obviously
Lol j-d, think I would rather see a Terminator T1000 walking round Bradford, it would probably do less damage.
project - MemberAnything called porche,
How very dare you.
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Anything called porche
that's a bold statement:
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But then, eye of the beholder and all that 😀
Its a squashed beetle....... 😀
probably Kahn on Canal Road
I go weak when I drive past that place; the cars they have in there! I've seen everything from Ferrari to Veyron. Didn't have them down as a 'dip it in chrome' place, but if the customer wants...
Tazzy, those are a bunch of [i]ugly[/i] cars! That funny little van, though, is [i]kinda[/i] cute, in an odd sort of way. I only hope it's got air suspension, there isn't a road I can think of where that could be driven. Reminded me a little of this:
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nice to see my contributions are appreciated 😀
Anything called porche,
fool
Anything called porche
Porsche okay though?
I want that girl and that black Porsche NOW, Ok?
And the silver one.
Delivered to my house. Thanks.
