[Closed] The cars that taste forgot.

Someone would have paid a lot of money to make it look that bad!

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Very well parked, though. You wouldn't get that with a ruined Audi

Tasteless me loves the orange one. Puts a smile on my face.

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[url= http://www.barryboys.co.uk/phpBB2/viewforum.php?f=12 ]If you can't take a joke, don't drive one. [/url]

Flashy wins.

That jag reminds me of a car in Cov. Some guy has painted his BMW M3 (06) in matt black and finished the grills, bonnet intakes and alloys in shiny baby blue.

Its on Far Gosford Street if any one fancies having a look!

I actually quite like the camouflage vinyl wrap!

I think the camo Bentley is Mario Balotelli's car

There's a delightful semi-completed Vectra near me, much like that Belmont? of khani. Half sanded filler, naff body kit, ridiculous spoiler, the lot. Worst is the reg plate: L4MDO, with obligatory no-spacing and black mounting screw in the middle of the D to make it look like a B.

Any bad taste car thread has to include the Mitsuoka Orochi. I can't even bear to link a picture it's such an affront to the senses.

While I was looking for a picture of PT Cruiser which I think is the most tasteless stock car ever to land on these shores, I came across this.

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I think the orange jag looks fantastic... Not sure about Ballotelli's Bentley though 🙂

I agree that it's a bit of an affront, but that camo Conti has something 'subsonic nuclear bomber' about it...

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+1 orange Jag.

Another vote for the orange Jag, maybe not the spoiler but the colour is fantastic. 1000 times better than the usual silver/racing green/black paint jobs.

Any BMW X6 or Mini ****ryman...

Suzuki X90

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Suzuki X90.
Or the car built for Homer!

Actually there are similarities 🙂

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That pink Disco; [i]very[/i] Katie Price! 😆

Let's not forget this little beauty:
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I'm all for colour co-ordination, but that R8 is horrible, none of the blues match! And does the tit driving it [i]always[/i] wear a blue hat with a white hoodie? 🙄

theres a c*ck that drives around our way in a bright orange range rover with black stripes with ford ST logos on it?

there was a classic the other week, think it was a V12 merc 'black' super sporty thing (think top gear had one on few years back)was lovely looking from the front as i pushed the trolley past they had stuck one of these on the back...

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i nearly fell on the floor in shock, the old saying is true money cant buy you taste, why in the world would you stick one of those things on a lovely car???

each to their own i guess!

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Matt-oaa, I'd not really noticed, but you can see the common BMW DNA between those two, obviously obtained from the ugly tree; saves having to knock the dents out when they fall out of it...

What exactly were you searching for when you found that lot CFH?

I think the Jag wins over any stock model. Someones clearly spent a lot of time and effort making it that bad.

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Toyota [s]prius[/s] pious , why?.............just why would you desire one?, and please don't mention that it is a green option/car - [b]crock of shite alert[/b], buying a second hand car is infinitely greener and kinder to the planet than paying £21,000 to £33,000 for one of these monstrosities, running a 2nd hand RS4 is kinder to the planet (and to the eye).

I just can't take the Pious seriously at all, and for the folk that choose to drive them?....i'd best keep that to myself.

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I've seen this effort in the flesh on the road 😯

and for that truly amazing boy racer "drive-by ecclesiastical pipe organ moment"

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The blue and white R8 is Steven Ireland isn't it? It's appalling

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and his wife's bentley, he has managed to ruin this quite spectacularly

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That convertible Calibra/Carlsberg monstrosity hurts my eyes.

Jebus, the Steven Ireland ones are really winning at the moment. That's the true sign of poor taste, you have loads of money and you manage to make an R8 look bad. Well done sir!

I like the Bentley with jaws.

somafunk - you appear to be missing the point of this thread.

Hmm, the Suzuki X-90 is actually fun to drive in a kind of "wish i could afford a real beach buggy kind of way", and i still maintain that a prius is a car that taste has passed by, not to mention any form of styling or beauty.

Whatever you might think of the Prius, it's a positive beauty compared to most of the others on this thread.

Hmm.... i dunno to be honest?, the Prius has a development cost in excess of $1billion dollars, and the best design they can come up with is a bloated dairylee slice?.

Fair enough the other cars on this thread are very [s]amusing[/s] gopping to view but i doubt they've had more than few £0000 spent on them.

Whatever you might think of the Prius, it's a positive beauty compared to most of the others on this thread.

The thing is, the [i]majority[/i] of the bastardised cars in here are [b]half[/b] reasonable to start with..... That however, is something the Atoyot Pious will never be..
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I have a strong suspicion that somewhere behind doors the petrol companies are paying the car companies about 5 trillion pounds to make their hybrid cars look like something Jesus would design.

I mean, why can't you build a hybrid car, and then make it look like a Mondeo?

I believe they are working on the 5th gen Prius design at the moment, codename the "jesus sandal"

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Ferrari 406...
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More info on this stunning waste of effort [url= http://www.carscoops.com/2012/08/it-came-from-ebay-hell-peugeot-406.html#more ]here[/url] including the sellers description (yes it was on ebay!)