[Closed] Teen breaks down before Brown

Gotta speak to them in a language they'll understand eh?

voting tory seems crazy when we have essentially had a tory giovernment for the last 25 years, since nulab repositioned themselves to the right ......

deregulation of the banks, finance over manufacturing, privatisation of everything, house ownership and rocketing houseprices for all etc etc

only diffrenece is nulab spent more on public services and taxed the rich a bit more, oh and the fox hunting thing

so the tories will get into power now
slash public services, increase vat, cut family tax credits- stuff that affects the little guy most
they will raise money by selling off everything thats left, ie the NHS just like hanahan has promised his american paymasters and more importanatly Peter Gershon camerons advisor and chairman of the largest private healthcare company in the UK who stands to make billions from it all)- to be fair nulab were gonna do this anyway tho perhaps not to the same extent

the tories (like nulab) will do nothing to halt eu immigration; they cant, they dont want to as all their friends at the CBI want their farms factories and warehouses staffed by the lowest possible paid workers

they wont raise employers NI contributions, not yet anyway, as a favour to all the businessmen who donated to their campaign

and then they will hack up the bbc, sell bits off and reduce it to nothing
which of course is why rupert murdoch and the right-wing press are salivating over a cameron victory (murdoch will no longer have to start charging for the times website as he said he would in june (just after the election!)

only the lib dems offer anything slightly different
(also only they opposed both wars- the tories have a hard on for war worse than nulab)

and then they will hack up the bbc, sell bits off and reduce it to nothing

Since real Comedy left the BBC I don't have an issue with that.

Since real Comedy left the BBC I don't have an issue with that.

Ladies and Gentlemen; Case Dismissed.

Hora, you are a prize t1t.

X

I'm not going to bite. Sorry.

mighty boosh
ideal
flight of the conchords
family guy
league of gents
psychoville
the office
extras
gavin and stacey
russel howards good news
charlie brooker

id say bbc was the only chanel that mmade any decent comedy shows

I'm not going to bite. Sorry.

😆

Hora, you are funny...

fabulous bit of writing for you all...

"As a young man Cameron looked out the social carnage.. looked at Margaret Thatcher's government and thought, these are my people... When all the debating is done, that is really all I need to know"

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2010/may/04/why-i-hate-tories-david-cameron

hora - Member
I'm not going to bite. Sorry.

You can't really call any of that high brow.
I don't mind paying the license fee but I don't feel like I get great value TBH.
0% reality TV content would be a good start.

well ill be a monkeys uncle

the tories will be saved from their own inability to manage the economy by oil once again?!!?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/10100769.stm

and once again it will be a lablour government that encourage dthe drilling

Well, it'll take a few years at least, before any production actually turns a profit. By which time the STW Revolutionary Party led by TandemJeremy will be in complete undemocratic dictatorial control of the Nation. And I, as Chief Inquisitor, will ensure some of those profits are used to enable me to torture Hora and a select few other STWers on a daily basis. The animatronicated corpse of Margaret Thatcher will be used to scare children in the London Dungeon, to remind them of those dark times when Democracy was allowed to run rampant...

That is good news indeed.
At least whoever gets into power is in with a fighting chance if the find turns out to be substantial.

well oil companies do tend to exagerate their finds, just look what its done for the share prices of the companies out there

and it says nothing about quantity or accesability, both major factors in how much it will be worth

Backhander; it will take several years until a proper extraction programme is fully operational, and several more years before it becomes profitable. Always supposing there are substantial deposits. And I wouldn't imagine the Argentinians would accept this without some comment either...

fwiw the north sea oil fields gave britain about 20bn a year throughout teh latter part of the 80s early 90s

You're probably right fred.
The argentinians can gob off all they like. It's just tough sh1t.

in the interests of keeping people happy im sure we will have to pay a fee for piping the oil thru argentine waters etc

The argentinians can gob off all they like. It's just tough sh1t.

Not really. Britain won't want to risk any further unpleasantness with Argentina, since diplomatic relations have improved. I dare say negotiations will take place to ensure all parties are kept happy. Britain can no longer afford to just piss off whoever they chose.

With this amount of money?
Not on your nelly mate. You underestimate the greed and the "oh look at how great I am" speeches.

m_cozzy - Member

Ooooh the socialists are out in force here, everyone must be equal, the state owes you a living

So you vote BNP but don't support national socialism m_cozzy ? !!!!!! 😀

As Junkyard suggests, sometimes politics is just a little too complicated for a Nazi supporter to get his head round.

Still, what would you expect from a head full of shit ?

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in the interests of keeping people happy im sure we will have to pay a fee for piping the oil thru argentine waters etc

Well we could send British soldiers to enforce. You couldnt trust French troops to do the same job.

is like comparing you to Steve Peat after all you both ride bikes.

You couldnt trust French troops to do the same job

Ha ha! He's done you [i]again[/i] Hora! 😆

I'd give it up if I were you. You're rubbish at this.

Sorry boys, that was pretty lame up to the "Piece of fat" comment.
Juan, C- must do better. Tsk tsk.

Talky has got a point on this one hora. Juan is owning you left, right and centre!

I think I'd make a tactical withdrawal.

I'm afraid he's right hora - you are now officially Juan's beeatch!

ember

mighty boosh
ideal
flight of the conchords
family guy
league of gents
psychoville
the office
extras
gavin and stacey
russel howards good news
charlie brooker

id say bbc should refund the tv license for most of the above

edric youre showing you age

i forgot to add the thick of it

Aye but I didn't come across as whining beeatch.

FFS. Edric 64 has me bang to rights.
Especially on the League of Gentleman (Series 3 was their best)

Aye but I didn't come across as whining beeatch.

Eh? You've done bugger all else but whine, beeeyatch!

You've been bitch-slapped, and made to wear a dress. Yet still you come back for more. I can only assume that you really want to be Juan's bitch, actually. Oh well, if you're comfortable with that...

I've just realised you're Fred aren't you? I've pulled my punches with Juan. Partly because I was banned previously for asking him to speak in English. Although, on his next girly hissy fit I might have abit of fun with him. 😉

You're not on his intellectual level, Hora. He's made you look daft here; you want to go back for more?

How good is your French, btw? When it's as good as his English, then Game on. Until then, I'd lie quietly like a good little beeyatch, if I were you.

You're going to have to wear a corset if you're to fit into that dress love...

I've just realised you're Fred aren't you?