[Closed] STW bullshine bingo

MTFU

"trinity of argue" - Fred's.

"Join a union"

It's the elephant in the room 🙂

"I pay your wages"

Need some bike phrases as well like
"Skill compensator"

Steel is real

What tyres for...

"we have real mountains here"

" as an engineer I totally understand..."

I ride a (too) small frame so it is "chuckable"

Good one Loco... "Speaking as an engineer..."

I'm guilty of this too (usually when central heating is involved) although I didn't use that particular phrase 😳

my range rover sport is quite economical on a long run

Troll.

Those NHS cards are missing the word "substantive", which in NHS (& maybe public sector) speak means permanent, not:

sub·stan·tive (sbstn-tv)
adj.
1. Substantial; considerable.
2. Independent in existence or function; not subordinate.
3. Not imaginary; actual; real.
4. Of or relating to the essence or substance; essential: substantive information.
5. Having a solid basis; firm.
6. Grammar Expressing or designating existence; for example, the verb to be.
7. Grammar Designating a noun or noun equivalent.

"singlespeeds are more fun".....

"you should be able to........... on........."

Insert anything from 60mph & roadbike, to 6ft drops & downhill bike. Presumably said by someone who@s yet to figure out that bikes aren't skill compensation.

Surrounded By Zulus - Member

Troll.

Is that your forum profile? 😉

FACT!

"I'm a member of the Institute of Physics"

"Finally pulled the trigger on ..." (niche bike, forks, tuna bagette etc)

"We're all DOOMED!"

"Where is Cressers when you need him?"

Steed

Stable

nichemonger

Rotational Injuries
Putoline Chain Wax
Dog Owners Liability

8)

"TJ to the forum"

Unless it's to do with marrital affairs then either Yeti of FatSimon are acceptabel substitutes.

i'm right, you know i'm right.

evidence?

public sector pensions gravy train

private sector pensions being eroded (only counts if it gets mentioned 3 times in the same thread)

back doors

argument about above phrase leading to a banning/banging

footballers are overpaid sofies, I could do that but prefer not to dirty my hands with £100k a week

FACT - but only if preceeded by some utterly moronic and illogical left/right wing drivel

Is it "thing"-ist to say.......

yes, and you deserve a banning

this forum has gone downhill recently

"Over-moderated"

End of.

"TJ argues"

"Very capable"

"I've owned [insert bike part here] so I think I'm qualified to say...." or similar words to that effect.

Middle-class whiny cockbags.

Get rid of Windows and use Linux
Get rid of the PC and use a Mac
Get rid of Android and use iPhone
Get rid of iPhone and use Android
Get rid of whatever you like and use what I like instead, cos u r teh dumb and I have clevar

Sexist.

I have no knowledge of this subject except for a low C at O level/GCSE, but here's my opinion, and I refuse to believe anything anyone else says, no matter how much smarter they are then me.

[s]my argument is unable to convince you[/s] you're ignorant
[s]i'm a bigot[/s] you're a bigot
[s]it's only what everyone is thinking[/s] cowardly taggers again

end of thread

[s]end of thread[/s]

My lifestyle is too different for you to understand!

More bike ones please 🙂

'there's a magazine?'

'there's a bike forum?'

"I was just riding along"

"Fit for purpose"

here's a LOL cat

its not as simple as calories in vs calories out :

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* Is surprised nobody's yet mentioned... *

"why not wee in his shoes?"

Woodburner.

I can't be bothered to read all your posts..

Infact I can't be bothered to post at all.

"killfile back on"

Can someone tell me what Al just said?

Posts in cod mockney...

Edinburgh Defence

Ok - nearly enough now to set up the stw bullshit bingo cards - some more bike ones maybe?

"Overbiked"

"all the gear no idea"

"own with bombers"

Wasn't there a good one on the dog thread, the "Tower Hamlets maneouvre" (sp) or similar?

"I could ride that (tight steep techy switchbacks) on my rigid, singlespeed 29er" G60 thread
"Les Arcs has the best riding in the Alps"

Oh I forgot the hilarious:

Can someone tell me what Al just said?

😉

darkside

Grumpy roadies
Flex
Stormtroopers

"A good set of handbuilts is always better"

"The pro's only ride them becasue they have to"

surfmat=awesome

Edinburgh defence

Own with bombers / wee in shoes / something about back doors, I forget / nuke from orbit

Bucket of sunshine

My new bike climbs really well

I'm not racist but...

"Bullshine"

Talk to me about............

"Im sorry but"
"Unreasonable ramblers* / dog walkers* / parents*"
*delete appropriate majority group as required

Plush

"I struggle with long sentences" - Really? But you're going to post an opinion anyway!

LOL @ TINAS... I was going to say that about handbuilts but you got there first.

Teej, the most important thing about bullshit bingo is that you ALWAYS use an abbreviation, or just the first letter of each word to form an acronym, wherever possible. It's all about alienating those not in the know, don't ya know! 😉

FTW (For The Win) 👿

Can anyone lend me a Mint Sauce keyring for a few days?

Shorter stem.

Wider bars.

"hive mind"
"collective"
"massive OR massif"

Wasn't there a good one on the dog thread, the "Tower Hamlets maneouvre" (sp) or similar

Without wishing to cause offence, I was just thinking we hadn't seen the Tower Hamlets defence for a long, I was missing it. Did it reappear recently?

YOU DIDN'T READ WHAT I SAID!!!

you took my post out of context