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Along the lines of [url= http://www.lovelyjane.btinternet.co.uk/bullshit.htm ]bullshine bingo[/url]So - what phrases should be on the board for this?
"swivel eyed loons" - one of mine 🙂
MTFU
"trinity of argue" - Fred's.
"Join a union"
It's the elephant in the room 🙂
"I pay your wages"
Need some bike phrases as well like
"Skill compensator"
Steel is real
What tyres for...
"we have real mountains here"
" as an engineer I totally understand..."
I ride a (too) small frame so it is "chuckable"
Good one Loco... "Speaking as an engineer..."
I'm guilty of this too (usually when central heating is involved) although I didn't use that particular phrase 😳
my range rover sport is quite economical on a long run
Troll.
Those NHS cards are missing the word "substantive", which in NHS (& maybe public sector) speak means permanent, not:
sub·stan·tive (sbstn-tv)
adj.
1. Substantial; considerable.
2. Independent in existence or function; not subordinate.
3. Not imaginary; actual; real.
4. Of or relating to the essence or substance; essential: substantive information.
5. Having a solid basis; firm.
6. Grammar Expressing or designating existence; for example, the verb to be.
7. Grammar Designating a noun or noun equivalent.
"singlespeeds are more fun".....
"you should be able to........... on........."
Insert anything from 60mph & roadbike, to 6ft drops & downhill bike. Presumably said by someone who@s yet to figure out that bikes aren't skill compensation.
Surrounded By Zulus - MemberTroll.
Is that your forum profile? 😉
FACT!
"I'm a member of the Institute of Physics"
"Finally pulled the trigger on ..." (niche bike, forks, tuna bagette etc)
"We're all DOOMED!"
"Where is Cressers when you need him?"
Steed
Stable
nichemonger
Rotational Injuries
Putoline Chain Wax
Dog Owners Liability
8)
"TJ to the forum"
Unless it's to do with marrital affairs then either Yeti of FatSimon are acceptabel substitutes.
i'm right, you know i'm right.
evidence?
public sector pensions gravy train
private sector pensions being eroded (only counts if it gets mentioned 3 times in the same thread)
back doors
argument about above phrase leading to a banning/banging
footballers are overpaid sofies, I could do that but prefer not to dirty my hands with £100k a week
FACT - but only if preceeded by some utterly moronic and illogical left/right wing drivel
Is it "thing"-ist to say.......
yes, and you deserve a banning
this forum has gone downhill recently
"Over-moderated"
End of.
"TJ argues"
"Very capable"
"I've owned [insert bike part here] so I think I'm qualified to say...." or similar words to that effect.
Middle-class whiny cockbags.
Get rid of Windows and use Linux
Get rid of the PC and use a Mac
Get rid of Android and use iPhone
Get rid of iPhone and use Android
Get rid of whatever you like and use what I like instead, cos u r teh dumb and I have clevar
Sexist.
I have no knowledge of this subject except for a low C at O level/GCSE, but here's my opinion, and I refuse to believe anything anyone else says, no matter how much smarter they are then me.
[s]my argument is unable to convince you[/s] you're ignorant
[s]i'm a bigot[/s] you're a bigot
[s]it's only what everyone is thinking[/s] cowardly taggers again
end of thread
[s]end of thread[/s]
FTFY
My lifestyle is too different for you to understand!
More bike ones please 🙂
'there's a magazine?'
'there's a bike forum?'
"I was just riding along"
"Fit for purpose"