[Closed] Street Fighters

Most of you lads probably look very similar to this guy below. Whilst your fixing pc's and being over weight, I'm probably lifing weight's at the gym so Im able to look after myself and others rather than waddling away.

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Cynic-al;

I'm not her. I wasn't in her situation. I can't explain what went through her mind the moment before she decided to glass the bloke. Maybe it was just a desperate frightened instinctive reaction. But it took some courage, I reckon. And I don't blame her. As for the Law; well, I dare say she'd face quite severe punishment for her actions, but it was her decision to make. As far as I saw, she had the courage and presence of mind to act the way she did, rather than allow herself to continue to be molested.

As for 'right on'; you seem to be concerned rather with the bloke being the 'victim'. IMO, he got what was coming to him. Nasty predatory bastard.

davidtaylforth is obviously a very poor troll. either that or he's 14.

That's me! And I'll have you know it's glandular so beat it body fascist! How did you come by this picture? Are you stalking me cos I'm fat and want to hand out some summary obesity-related justice?

dtf - oh very deary me...

Junkyard - yaawwwwn

I want to see a picture of Davidtaylforth in a vest and some little shorts, flexing his biceps and pulling a moody face.

I can see why yunki

Why wouldn't I? Little so and so just needed taking down a peg or two..

I sorted the situation quickly and effectively and I think both me and him are spiritually richer for it..
Does it make me hard? I'm not sure

Well it's making me hard just thinking about it yunki...

Elfinsafety - Member
Cynic-al;

As for 'right on'; you seem to be concerned rather with the bloke being the 'victim'. IMO, he got what was coming to him. Nasty predatory bastard.

If he was your mate ...."he'd had a really difficult childhood, just had a really hard day and he was just having a few beers and he couldn't help the effect that had on him diddunt he? Now I'm not saying what he did was right but no way should he have gotten glassed for it. Anyway I wish I'd never mentioned this."

Rather appropriate for dtf methinks...
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Isn't this a car forum? What's all this bobbins about martial handbags?

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YOU WANT TO TO ****ING GO??

Thats a good photo of you dtf. how many times did you 'pump some iron' to get like that? 😆

this is what a fight with dtf is like. 😆

My arms arent that big Mat, he probably uses roids or something similar. They may look big but theres probably no strength in there. Im pretty wirey but definitely have a decent core strength.

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like you have a prepared pic for every thread Matt I am happy I bore you and glad you cannot defend yourself like all trolls you spout such nonensense that when someone chalenges you just insult and then ignore it.
Ps respect to your mates and family so I can guarantee we dont need to fight you however are a 😉

Oh lordy. I've just done a bit of a sicky burp.

I wonder how many internet hardmen learned their martial arts skills on their X-box?

davidtaylforth - like the socks - walking poles just out of shot?

I am rather proud of this thread, maybe DTF and I should become a tag-team.

If that is dtf he resembles my brother-in-law.. now [i]he[/i] is one hard, wirey mofo. Don't mess boys.

[edit]you have to be hard to wear a hat like that 😉

davidtalyforth, is this your profile pic on grindr?

I mean it, really. Cock.

I am rather proud of this thread, maybe DTF and I should become a tag-team.

Its a goodun, got the afternoon in.

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Im pretty wirey but definitely have a decent core strength.

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like you have a prepared pic for every thread Matt I am happy I bore you and glad you cannot defend yourself like all trolls you spout such nonensense that when someone chalenges you just insult and then ignore it.

Sorry I haven't given you enough attention. Troll? Perhaps that's what you are.
When someone challenges me? Sorry did I miss something important you wrote all by yourself? Spout such nonsense? Easy to say, hard to back up.

There, was that enough attention?

Time for my spoof MH "cover" page pic to get the armchair warriors all frothing. Using a pic from about a year back - toned up a bit since then. And kneeling so a bad angle for "posing"

Actually, bad idea...

Let's see how many armchair warriors post their pics up...

What a man. What a photo.

Let's see how many armchair warriors post their pics up...

LOL you could not make this **** up!

Thanks for giving me a right laugh Matt.

Oh Jesus this thread's gone a bit wrong...

In the blue corner...

i cant reach my photos for the erection
I misunderstimated your stupidity sorry
😆 🙄

I can always rely on you Al - Commercial Lawyer and ultimate armchair warrior/cyber geek/pedant extremo.

I knew the keyboard warriors would get all over excited. Come on guys, most of you are IT nerds that cycle a bit, moan a lot and get a kick out of digging at people - best targets are those that actually DO stuff.

Always appropriate for many of you:
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And
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I'll take ya

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Let's see how many armchair warriors post their pics up...

Mmm, there's that confrontational spirit again!

Like I say, no wonder you got in fights.

Would it make you feel better if I said 'you're the best, toughest, fittest and sexiest, Mat' .. ?

this thread has lost all semblance of dignity.. and for that reason....
I'm out

'you're the best, toughest, fittest and sexiest, Mat' .. ?

I'd like to contest that. My name's Matt but you'll have to wait until I get home for me to post a pic...

Mol - no because it would make me assume you are gay... 😉

which is fine by the way but isn't my thing

his thread has lost all semblance of dignity

That implies there was some dignity in the first place. 😆

Would it make you feel better if I said 'you're the best, toughest, fittest and sexiest,

Is that offer open to anyone..?

😉

That implies there was some dignity in the first place

I would try and claim that I was being ironic.. but I was just being silly..

yunki - Member
this thread has lost all semblance of dignity.. and for that reason....
I'm out

of the closet?

dont get all over sensitive now.

Commercial Lawyer and ultimate armchair warrior/cyber geek/pedant extremo

Blimey you do take this all a bit seriously don't you?

I'm the second one on the left, you'd struggle to actually hit me.

{poor taste image removed - mod}

What you can't see in that photo is that I have a huge penis, unlike a number of people on this thread!

Blimey you do take this all a bit seriously don't you?

I just posted a very silly pic of myself up. How can that be considered "taking this all a bit seriously?"

LOL.

"I'm taking this less seriously then you are!"

"No, I am!"

"NO ME!"

"NOT SO!"

which you've now taken down...

why did you have to put that picture up njee20? poor taste.

Is everyone on this forum a prick? I thought this thread was going to be about motorbikes, but instead it's a cock fight between fantasists. (ah! it's the summer holidays, this explains it all).

yunki - Member

I think it's very rare that anyone has to be involved in a fight that doesn't want to be..
As a responsible adult and a coward I choose quite vehemently and ferociously NOT to get into physical fights..

You can almost always avoid a fight. I have not lived a timid life but I have never had a need to hit anyone since I was a small child

njee20 - I'm not sure pictures of starving children is appropriate?

jupiter - Member

Is everyone on this forum a prick?

Naa - one or two ain't

Ah, very good Matt, the TJ defence!

Come on guys, most of you are IT nerds that cycle a bit, moan a lot and get a kick out of digging at people

Seriously, Mat - that's not actually the case.

You can almost always avoid a fight.

I'd disagree with you there. Sometimes you can't run. Then it means you can fight, or you can just stand there and get beaten up.

So ok, you can avoid a fight always, but if the price is getting beaten up, is it worth avoiding?

Is everyone on this forum a prick?

I assumed most people were just having a bit of a laugh with this thread.

Realman - hence [i]almost[/i] always.

I have been attacked and still did not hit the guy. I restrained him and then legged it. You can most of the time run.

Is everyone on this forum a prick? I thought this thread was going to be about motorbikes, but instead it's a cock fight between fantasists. (ah! it's the summer holidays, this explains it all).

Seriously mate, dont start making accusations about people on this thread. Some of the hardest lads on single track world have told you what their capable of, if you'd bothered to read the whole thread

Sometimes you can't run

I restrained him

So that's not your idea of fighting?

I think "almost always" just isn't the right choice of words. Of course, it depends completely on what you get up to on a Friday/Saturday night, etc. etc. But I'd say its more 50/50 whether you have the chance to run or not.

Well you are in NO position to fight if your legs dont work surely.

That's kind of discriminatory against wheelchair users.

A doorman once said to me

"No-one expects a fire extinguisher swung at head height"

Can't argue with that.

restraint is self defence and stopping yourself getting injured fighting is trying to hurt someone else ...why am I not surprised you fail to see a difference

Ah, very good Matt, the TJ defence!

Is this a chess move?

TBH we are all arguing on the internet. A few are brave enough to "prove" they aren't just talking BS, others just mock - but we are probably all pricks really.

Njee - a bit over the mark there. I suspect those kids died soon after that pic was taken.

"No-one expects a fire extinguisher swung at head height"

maybe he was talking metaphorically?

I didn't hit him

No way is it 50 / 50. Off the head I can think of a dozen occasions where someone wanted to start a fight with me but I avoided it. of course it helps if you are not too macho to run away!

Seriously - firstly you avoid the situation, you see what is coming, you don't give them the provocation they need to start, if they really want to fight then you run.

I am a veteran of many a night out in the pubs and clubs of Glasgow and the rougher parts of Manchester. I ain't been timid.

restraint is self defence and stopping yourself getting injured fighting is trying to hurt someone else ...why am I not surprised you fail to see a difference

Well if you saw someone attack someone on the street, then the person who got attacked put the attacker into a headlock or whatever, you wouldn't say they were fighting?

And I don't know, do I know you..?

TJ, most of the fights I've seen happen are started with a punch the other person won't even see coming. And by the time the first punch is landed, its quite often very hard to run away.

Seriously mate, dont start making accusations about people on this thread. Some of the hardest lads on single track world have told you what their capable of, if you'd bothered to read the whole thread

you should jab not swing with fire extinguishers - a swing gives people too long to duck or get an arm up.

[i] Some of the hardest lads on single track world have told you what their capable of[/i]

Top comedy

Surf-Mat - Member
Njee - a bit over the mark there. I suspect those kids died soon after that pic was taken.

I suspect they got hired for an American Apparel catalogue shoot.

Off the head I can think of a dozen occasions where someone wanted to start a fight with me

Your last 12 STW threads! 🙂

I suspect they got hired for an American Apparel catalogue shoot.

Or Topman

Surf-Mat - Member

Ah, very good Matt, the TJ defence!

Is this a chess move?

No it's the "I wasn't being serious" come-back

No it's the "I wasn't being serious" come-back

I know. That was my highly amusing reply 😉

[i]amusing reply[/i]

well you achieved 50% of your aim.

50% is sometimes a "pass"

People on here have taste?! Don't believe it.

[i]Don't believe it. [/i]

clearly.

njee20 - You got to be a the top of your comedic game to make people laugh at the holocaust!

Is that a complement or an insult!?

I've brought people together though, united through my distaste!

this has got to be one of the best/funniest threads on here for a while. a classic in the making! 😆

edit - apart from that pic njee, bit harsh!

for BD..................... 😉