Is everyone on this forum a prick? I thought this thread was going to be about motorbikes, but instead it's a cock fight between fantasists. (ah! it's the summer holidays, this explains it all).
Seriously mate, dont start making accusations about people on this thread. Some of the hardest lads on single track world have told you what their capable of, if you'd bothered to read the whole thread
Sometimes you can't run
Well you are in NO position to fight if your legs dont work surely.
I restrained him
So that's not your idea of fighting?
I think "almost always" just isn't the right choice of words. Of course, it depends completely on what you get up to on a Friday/Saturday night, etc. etc. But I'd say its more 50/50 whether you have the chance to run or not.
Well you are in NO position to fight if your legs dont work surely.
That's kind of discriminatory against wheelchair users.
A doorman once said to me
"No-one expects a fire extinguisher swung at head height"
Can't argue with that.
restraint is self defence and stopping yourself getting injured fighting is trying to hurt someone else ...why am I not surprised you fail to see a difference
Ah, very good Matt, the TJ defence!
Is this a chess move?
TBH we are all arguing on the internet. A few are brave enough to "prove" they aren't just talking BS, others just mock - but we are probably all pricks really.
Njee - a bit over the mark there. I suspect those kids died soon after that pic was taken.
"No-one expects a fire extinguisher swung at head height"
maybe he was talking metaphorically?
I didn't hit him
No way is it 50 / 50. Off the head I can think of a dozen occasions where someone wanted to start a fight with me but I avoided it. of course it helps if you are not too macho to run away!
Seriously - firstly you avoid the situation, you see what is coming, you don't give them the provocation they need to start, if they really want to fight then you run.
I am a veteran of many a night out in the pubs and clubs of Glasgow and the rougher parts of Manchester. I ain't been timid.
restraint is self defence and stopping yourself getting injured fighting is trying to hurt someone else ...why am I not surprised you fail to see a difference
Well if you saw someone attack someone on the street, then the person who got attacked put the attacker into a headlock or whatever, you wouldn't say they were fighting?
And I don't know, do I know you..?
TJ, most of the fights I've seen happen are started with a punch the other person won't even see coming. And by the time the first punch is landed, its quite often very hard to run away.
Seriously mate, dont start making accusations about people on this thread. Some of the hardest lads on single track world have told you what their capable of, if you'd bothered to read the whole thread
Quality, some of the hardest lads on songle track world? What exactly are they capable of. Insults and jibes. 😆
you should jab not swing with fire extinguishers - a swing gives people too long to duck or get an arm up.
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Njee - a bit over the mark there. I suspect those kids died soon after that pic was taken.
I suspect they got hired for an American Apparel catalogue shoot.
Off the head I can think of a dozen occasions where someone wanted to start a fight with me
Your last 12 STW threads! 🙂
I suspect they got hired for an American Apparel catalogue shoot.
Or Topman
Surf-Mat - MemberAh, very good Matt, the TJ defence!
Is this a chess move?
No it's the "I wasn't being serious" come-back
No it's the "I wasn't being serious" come-back
I know. That was my highly amusing reply 😉
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well you achieved 50% of your aim.
50% is sometimes a "pass"
People on here have taste?! Don't believe it.
[i]Don't believe it. [/i]
clearly.
njee20 - You got to be a the top of your comedic game to make people laugh at the holocaust!
Is that a complement or an insult!?
I've brought people together though, united through my distaste!
this has got to be one of the best/funniest threads on here for a while. a classic in the making! 😆
edit - apart from that pic njee, bit harsh!
for BD..................... 😉
Well I can't edit it now, so it's fairly irrelevant!
i laughed.
For your information, my grandad died at Aushwitz
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He fell off his watchtower 🙂
He fell off his watchtower
what was a jehovas witness doing at Aushwitz?
sweepy - you evil man- I let out a little s**** at that.
What does MH stand for? Is it Meek & Humble?
you should jab not swing with fire extinguishers - a swing gives people too long to duck or get an arm up.
right, but for the wrong reasons..
Big swinging arcs leave the chest, ribs, kidney or solar plexus exposed, so as you say, jabbing motions or short arcs, with any long weapon..
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I can see her penis ....
Why use a fire extinguisher anyway? Don't any of you pathetic internet fannies have nunchucks?
dont have nunchucks in the server room BD I have looked everywhere
You can give yourself a nasty crack on the elbow with an RS232 cable end though, Junkyard, when playing 'cable nunchuck ninjas'
Real men use shuriken....
Real men use shuriken....
Used to have loads of these. Our poor shed door was peppered with holes from them. And butterfly knives and nunchucks (trained with them a lot in karate - I gave myself a black eye with some)... oh dear...
now you just kill with your bare hands, eh, Surf-Mat...
Nope - I bore them to death
theres a few on here have choked a chicken with their bare hands.. and wi marigolds on! 😛
Real men don't have self-awareness. That's for poofs.
Why has this thread suddenly become all about me...
I've never been much of a fighter, reason I've lived so long is I can do a standing 40 yards faster than anyone else I've even met.
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