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Ok so the chat in the office this morning has been about one of the guys going on his stag this weekend, Its a group guys going from Glasgow to Newcastle
as it turns out he is aware of a plan to put him off the hire bus a few miles from home bollock naked and make him walk the rest of the way
so we have been trying to think up pranks he can pull on them before they "get" him
So far:
laxitive in drink
chilli oil on fag ends
Pepto in drink
viagra in drink
Any other good ideas?
somehow orchestrate a way of getting them on the wrong bus whilst the stag is on the right bus?
picolax?
Not sure if it's readily available though.
tip off the police about weapons on the bus?
cant really do the bus one as its a private hire bus taking them down, so only one bus and its picking them up from a local pub so not much chance for a diversion
Why not just go the whole hog and infect him with Ebola or Marburg virus? It'll be hilarious when he shits his intestines out on the bus!
Sex toy in the hand luggage is good for flights home. Not so great for Glasgow to Newcastle though.
You could always leave him in the rugby club in jedburgh enroute for an hour or two.
Handcuff himself to the best man so at least he won't walk home alone.
arrange for some hot eastern european hookers to pick him up from the side of the road in a Limo?
Motorbike and set of clothes hidden in bushes at drop off point. He can then arrive at pub fully clothed and be drinking pint when the rest of them get off bus.
OR, tape groom-to-be's c0ck up betweeen legs so when his mates strip him they all get a nasty shock 😀
Fat-o-gram pre booked for when they get to the pub for the best man, and the groom's spare clothes bag pre-hidden in a bush
arrange for some mates to stop the bus in the middle of the country side - balaclavas camo jackets etc - and take the stag hostage - preferably whilst shouting about crimes against our people/ making him pay for what he has done etc. - drive him off fast - leaving the others to try an explain why he's gone missing - it is important for him not to reappear for a few days.
yeah spare clothes will be hidden in the area of the suspected drop off, that has already been decided
hand cuffing the best man is a good idea