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 ed80
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I noticed on here a while back that one or two people had an unhealthy obsession with octopi. Saw this article and thought of you:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/earth/hi/earth_news/newsid_8792000/8792008.stm

enjoy


 
Posted : 07/07/2010 12:00 pm
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[i]The squid's sexual agitation caught the researchers by surprise[/i]

Class! 🙂


 
Posted : 07/07/2010 12:02 pm
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This is excellent. I fear however that when we understand too much about the actual mating habits of deep-sea squid we will realise that they are in no way aroused by using their slimy tentacles to caress the tiny breasts of Japanese teenagers. The effect of this unfortunate revelation will be a major loss to eroticism for no very tangible gain to science.

I therefore call on these perverts to cease and desist from their squid-autopsies at once before they ruin it for everyone.


 
Posted : 07/07/2010 12:41 pm
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Shallow water cephalopods have evolved a special arm to do the job

an excellent line in an excellent article and a good potential insult


 
Posted : 07/07/2010 9:22 pm
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this has to be the best quote ever...

they use their huge penis to shoot out packages of sperm


 
Posted : 07/07/2010 9:24 pm
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So squid sex involves injecting the female?

That's like normal sex isn't it?


 
Posted : 07/07/2010 9:26 pm
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Superb, my favourite quote sounds like something from a spam email:

"Obviously a strongly elongated penis is the solution," says Dr Arkhipkin

Buy v!@gra cheaplee from us.


 
Posted : 07/07/2010 9:34 pm
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So squid sex involves injecting the female?

That's like normal sex isn't it?

😕 ...............[i][b]No[/b][/i]


 
Posted : 07/07/2010 9:52 pm