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What do you call a gay British man?
Pass..
Stiffin
I don't get it
You know,'cos a 'stiff in' is like what a gay person might have and Stiffin is British name!
Man walks into a St Helens hardware shop
"Do you sell turps?"
"Certainly sir. Do you want audio turps or video turps?"
Quality
Damn. Posted it in the wrong thread then.
A town crier who lost his ringer has won a no-bell peace prize.
(courtesy of Sean K on 6music this morning)
perchypanther - Member
Which kind of bees can you get milk from?Boo Bees.
On a similar note,
Did you know that there's one type of owl that actually suckles its young?
A teatowel.
Favourite big cat joke.....
How do you tittilate an ocelot?
Oscillate it's tits a lot.
What's red and sits in a tree hooting?
A Sanitaryt Owl.
If Spider-man didn't have his web-slinging abilities, he'd just be Peter Parkour.
"I don't know who the other two are, but the one in the middle is definitely Willie Nelson."
Regional joke-
Setting: Ashington
A fella walks into a barber and asks for a perm, so the barber starts "Mary had a little lamb..." The fella says, "No, I want my hair curled" so the barber sticks the fella's head in the fridge! 😆
It's funny up here...
I once made a bike out of spaghetti - my wife was amazed when I rode pasta...........
Why did the baker have smelly hands? He needed a poo.
Did you hear about the man who bought a dog from a blacksmith? As soon as he got home it made a bolt for the door.