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Bullheart. Brilliant piece of pooey prose.

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HtS - love that tale. The pot collector asking the pub patrons who's left a massive turd in the bog. And bless him - even on £1.30 and hour he was prepared to decommision the sub.


 
Posted : 11/11/2011 10:52 am
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I've (just) managed to keep a straight face through most of this, but

He then went off to club the seal.

... defeated me. I've just burst out laughing in an open plan office, and had to try and disguise it as a coughing fit.


 
Posted : 11/11/2011 11:35 am
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There should be a permanant poo based thread on every internet forum

This isn't the first we've had. For your viewing pleasure:

http://singletrackworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/the-picolax-thread-returns/

http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/providing-a-stool-sample-serious-question

Probably NSFW. Not because of offensive content, but because you'll get funny looks off your colleagues.


 
Posted : 11/11/2011 11:36 am
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Harry - tell us more about Karen 😉


 
Posted : 11/11/2011 11:45 am
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I don't want you "banking" one of my memories. 😯


 
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Had to stop reading this during the minutes silence in the office 😯

A few years ago at Mountain Mayhem, amongst the queues for the showers, one cubicle remained empty, the door swinging in the breeze. A constant stream of new queue arrivals would take the opportunity and enter the portal, but after a few moments the door would bang open and they would rush out to join the rest waiting.

Upon inspection it transpired someone had managed to extrude a perfect brown Mr Whippy, laid AT EYE LEVEL, on the shower gel shelf. I've always wondered if this was delivered by hand, or whether someone with contortionist chimpanzee abilities had swung from the rooflight to drop their bomb.

It was more than likely someone who attends this forum - so please own up now.


 
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As a regular spectator at the Le Mans 24 hour race every June, the public wc's can be very interesting, once such tale is:

http://www.lemans2006.co.uk/socks.htm

😯


 
Posted : 11/11/2011 12:32 pm
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A few years ago at Mountain Mayhem...

Was this '04 when it was at Eastnor for the first time?

My wife came back from the showers telling a similar tale.


 
Posted : 11/11/2011 12:42 pm
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julesgee - the Le Mans essay is brilliantly funny. Thanks for sharing.

Current damage report from our office toilets: Trap #1 taken out by an airburst - 7" blast radius.


 
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Clearly no physicists or snooker players here. The sensible and community spirited thing to do here would have been to continue with your intention. However, this time carefully launching your discharge such that it knocked the incumbent through the u-bend. Clearly you need to be careful how you do this, a Newton's cradle effect might result in your birth merely replacing the previous, however a carefully measured turd would be heavy enough to dislodge the previous yet not be so large as to get wedged. C'mon do it for the team!

Oh, and this has to be the most appropriate tag ever!

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What gets me when you come across an earth core sample is the lack of toilet tissue with it. Yes I am sure some tissue may squeeze through but you'd think that some would be anchored around the beast.

Dirty dirty dirty

(lols at the Sub decommission)


 
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