MegaSack DRAW - This year's winner is user - rgwb
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In 10 years you will be able to deliver beatings by Facebook.
When I was young we had the decency to run away after being rude to an adult...kids nowadays just stand there waiting for a fight
Sounds like you've always been a pussy. Too scared to stand your ground and now too soft to scare a kid.
getting involved in a punch up could screw up your chances with The Navy
True, they would want any one who fights joining the Navy.
oh and over all, proper LOL at Elfin!
[i]getting involved in a punch up could screw up your chances with The Navy[/i]
That must be a new thing, cos my little brother was proper fighty. Was in the Navy for quite a few years.
no it is true a history of violence does indeed prevent you from fighting for your country. Clearly we dont want that sort of behaviour in a fighting unit.
Actually depends on when it was committed but it does make it much harder to enlist
My how thing change, when I were a lad they used to kick your door in and DRAG you off to join the Navy...Now they throw you out if they catch you kicking somebody's (back)door in! Navy Cake anybody?
Sounds like you've always been a pussy. Too scared to stand your ground and now too soft to scare a kid.
*runsaway* I'm going to get my older brother on you.
Well, when I tried to enlist years ago, they asked if I could swim!! That eventually led to me being rejected as 'unsuitable'!
you really aren't down with the youf are you jamie..
Sadly no....and I am only 31 🙁
Anyways, been out all day, has the bitchslapathon happened or not?
hmmmmmm no info as yet jamie,
whilst you're waiting please enjoy:
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My how thing change, when I were a lad they used to kick your door in and DRAG you off to join the Navy
Are you 200 years old then?
EDIT: Phil - wtf? You were getting air on a bike with drop handlebars, whilst on the drops?
*falls off chair*
Jamie you're as young as me!! What's happened to make you so old and wisened?
Molgrips you rumbled me; I have never been in the navy either!
Thing is that it's your fault (or more realistically your friends fault for knocking into you, but you're the impactor), but you could have apologised to him rather than ignoring him - it's amazing how saying sorry for knocking into people can make them less angry.
Jamie you're as young as me!! What's happened to make you so old and wisened?
I am just one of life's natural cynics, young whippersnapper.
i like you jamie.
(as deadly darcy would say....)
i like jamie,
i jamie liker.
[i]Thing is that it's your fault (or more realistically your friends fault for knocking into you..)[/i]
Gosh, that all seems sooo looong agooo...
i jamie licker
Nout Happened, turned out he was suspended today and he's on break and lunch detention tomorrow lol.
Wait till tomorrow and see what comes along.
What a cliffhanger.
Mr Bronson's in tomorrow to sort you out
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Well, when I tried to enlist years ago, they asked if I could swim!!
That's bloody silly. They don't ask you if you can fly if you want to join the RAF, do they??
Racist is what it is.
I don't understand why they ask if you can swim. We tend to spend a fair amount of time attempting to keep the water on the outside of the ship. If you can't swim i reckon that's the incentive you need to do try extra hard!
Good point Mintman. You don't get pilots not bothering to land their 'planes properly because they can fly, do you? No; their inability to fly is the incentive to keep the 'plane in the air, and take off and land carefully. Probbly saves a lot of money on new 'planes, that.
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Blimey, what an anti-climax, can you not go and beat up a different child in the street and let us know if you win or not?
The lack of someone getting a beating to conclude this thread feels like a case of blue balls.
That's bloody silly. They don't ask you if you can fly if you want to join the RAF, do they??Racist is what it is.
Exactly! But that's where it all started to go wrong. I replied "What's the matter? Don't you have enough boats?" (This was back in the days when that was funny, and not a reality)
turned out he was suspended today and he's on break and lunch detention tomorrow lol.
Am I missing something here? I thought "suspended" meant "not in school"?
Two things...
1. Some of you should be ashamed of yourselves.
SB
Am I missing something here? I thought "suspended" meant "not in school"?
Yep - and he is gonna be madder than a mad thing when he does come back.
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suspended for 1 day
I assume they think he might have calmed down by then but he doesn't sound like the sort.
Can't wait for tomorrow now 😉
This is just like one of them soaps, all the suspense, promise of denouement, then frustration and extension of the tension
Right fight fans, it's now day 3 of what some are have called the thriller near manila (envelopes), the punch during lunch, the skuffle in the duffle (coats) and the murder scene in the canteen.
Ding Ding Ding.....Fight!
We had some early reports that the fight did happen earlier, but it has now been confirmed the combatants were actually Godzilla and Mothra, and not as we earlier stated two school boys.
....more on this as we get it.
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Actual footage from 4XJ's school from this morning...........
I didn't realise people your age posted on here. All the best with your dilema.
He wont be in school for a while.
The lads is suspended for throwing chairs at teaching staff as well and wont be accepted back into school until his carers/ parents have had a meeting.
Turns out he's been expelled from every school available and this is his last one he can go to.
Maybe you got Lucky then, he sounds a proper "case" 😯
see.. if you'd just turned round and apologised for bumping into him.. instead of acting hard.. that poor lad might have somehow made it through school.. college even.. he might even have ended up with a job one day..
manners cost nothing
Who won?
The system won
Jamie Oliver will rescue him
Jamie Oliver will rescue him
yeh he'll batter him around the head with his big cock
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FxJ, 'clan' and P.E. teacher in earlier scuffle.
Jane Austen's fight Club? What, with posh birds in lace and petticoats and pretty frocks and that, having a right old pagga??
Phwooar....
If only such a thing were true. Alas, it seems I am doomed to spend my days with nothing but forlorn hope that such a thing might some day come to pass.
*Sigh* 🙁
I'm not reading all that pony.
Can someone please give me a summary in the style of Harry Carpenter, Kent Walton or Reg Gutteridge?
Ta.
Spanner; this is your close reading homework,please complete for period 4 on Friday.
Back to OP, as much as I have taken the mickey,I am a teacher. If this guy is not local and has been to lots of schools, these will not be the sort of pals who will back him up. Rather than that, they want to see him go off on one, and they hang about with him because he behaves in a way they dare not,but find amusing. All he has is his reputation for kicking off, he obviously has nothing else, so has to reinforce that to gain a small foothold in the teenage pecking order. If it was not you,it would have been somebody else.
It must be said that I find it hard to believe you were not aware of this guys behaviour before the incident,as all the kids at my school know about our more interesting pupils. As has been pointed out, if you had not just ignored him ( because he was 3 years younger than you?)and said sorry,then what little status he has would not have been challenged. But that is a choice you made,perhaps you might make it differently next time.(I wouldn't have at your age)
An eighteen year old fighting a fourteen year old is pretty sad and embarrassing, you should have apologised from the off!
This whole thing reminds me of an episode of the Inbetweeners!
Can someone please give me a summary
Well basically, the OP (who is 18) bumped into a younger kid (who is 14) what has most likely got quite serious behavioural problems, who then attacked him, so the Op retaliated by punching the kid.
In short, an adult battered a small child with mental health issues , more or less.
Blimey, and I treated it like some kind of [i]joke[/i]!
What's [i]wrong[/i] with me?
(Don't answer)
lol, dont fight someone smaller/younger than you. Thats pathetic. 😯
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😡
Lets see what next week brings.
and new bit of news, one of his mates is released from a young offenders institue next week. Balls....
best of luck next week then... So next week your going to get 'Happy slapped' from a pair of 14yr olds.. Not sure what the rules are here but in my books its a free for all, fill your boots.. 😈
That might not be all he's filling...
I'm still torn between hoping this is a troll so that I don't feel like a bad citizen and wanting John to have his face smashed in...
Somebody design me a fight promo poster... for free obviously.
yeah I need to see that as well... Like the Tyson days?
Somebody design me a fight promo poster... for free obviously.
Just needs text...
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Should have filmed him crying and put it on youface, then punched him again the next day just for kicks. He'd either go one way or the other..
This is a genuine thing and not a troll 😳
UPDATE:
I get on a train to go see my mrs yesterday and the next stop after i got on the lad an d all his mates get on.
The all walk past me making their presence known, I have a whole train journey full of these bell ends shouting and swearing at me.
As i get off the lad rushes at me grabs hold of me and shouts time for round 2 and doesn't let go, and tries swinging for me, i move out the way and shake him off and he tries chasing me before realizing his train is about to go.
Was I right in moving out the way, or should have taken a hit and then kicked the crap outa him?
I don't think he's gonna go away if you keep ducking him - one day you will need to either dish it out or take it.
I think the use of "my Mrs" and on the train on school day was the death nail to a wonderful troll 😥
I don't think he's going to leave it, the sooner you get a room together and sort it out like men, the better.