[Closed] So erm got in a fight today....

I've no idea, it was just a bit of subtle pedantry

Roland waits.

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It's what he does.

But he [i]will[/i] get you.

I got involved in a similar thing once, small bloke with a funny moustache, said I'd pushed past him in the lunch queue, next thing I know all hell's been let loose, Panzer Divisions rolling across the North German plain, he invades Poland then turns his guns on the sixth form common room. Fortunately the staff were all on my side and eventually, with the aid of strategic nuclear weapons, the whole thing died down and he shot himself in Berlin and his mates stuck him on a barbecue. Do you have any nuclear weapons?

How should I respond tomorrow?

Instead of waiting for him to come looking for you, which he undoubtedly will, go looking for him and apologise.

Take your "so called" mate along who shoulder barged you and he should apologise to the pair of you.

Then, quick group hug and round the back of the bike sheds for a smoke. 🙂

[quoteSensible advice: inform teachers that, while you won't start anything, if the little scrote tries it on with you again, you will give him a hiding.

explained already and i'm prepared to say this to the head teacher if it comes to that.

I wouldn't even be able to get near him to apologize before i got ganged on. i know they may be 14 years old but enough of em n i'm going down......

stratobiker - that is such a lame suggestion.

There is nothing I remember more vividly than that buzz you got when you knew school the next day would bring with it a fight. To the OP - just get on with it - if it's a fight then it's a fight. No doubt this other kid, for all his bravado, will be equally stewing over what tomorrow will bring.

Just don't go packing homeboy.

I'm fine and laughed it off with the teachers after lunch after what we'd all said, a few of them woulda liked me to fight him full on as they said he's got it coming.

I take it that's all of them except your English Language teacher?

thomthumb - Member
be careful i hit someone (self defence) and the school called the cops. policy.

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Aye,but you are the 45yo head of Maths.

As a teacher can I just say that you should paste him as violence solves EVERYTHING, oh no hang on...

Just don't go packing homeboy.

Ooh I dunno; my Uncle Stanley got me out of many a scrape at school....

Uncle Stanley LOL!

Ooh I dunno; my Uncle Stanley got me out of many a scrape at school....

So have I got this straight. STW's #1 Harry Potter lookalike is actually a tooled up gangster who stripes fools for the sheer henchness of it?

Remember if he says blades, you say blades. If he says guns, you say guns. This turf is small...

Not at all. Just that at my school, you needed an insurance policy against potential trouble. I'd have bin robbed on a daily basis if it weren't for Uncle Stanley.

Carlin: Where's ya tool?
Baldy: What f*' tool?
Carlin: This f*' tool!
[Carlin slips bar out of his sleeve and hits Baldy with it]

Can we go for a burn sir?

Do you have friends? Make sure he knows your friends are bigger and stronger than him. Also found out if he has any older harder brothers/cousins, if not destroy him and do everyone a favour. Might not help your navy application though.

I fondly remember the day one of the nasty bullies brought an air pistol into school 'to shoot the ****s'.

Teachers wondered where all the brown kids had got to at lunch time. We were all hiding.

Happy days...

Not at all. Just that at my school, you needed an insurance policy against potential trouble. I'd have bin robbed on a daily basis if it weren't for Uncle Stanley.

Elf do you keep yourself abreast with current affairs ? because if you did you might have noticed that the politician have been hot on knife crime ,you can get upto 4 years for carrying a knife now. Things have changed since you were a nipper.

Have a look here
http://www.direct.gov.uk/en/CrimeJusticeAndTheLaw/Typesofcrime/DG_181675

Can we go for a burn sir?

Mikeypies - I don't think you should take elfin quite so seriously.

fantastic dialogue throughout

That is the correct information.

heard stories of his older cousin waiting for people ect....

I'm not far of tallest in the school either, but bigger they are, harder they fall 🙁

gonna make sure even if he starts on me with mates he's going down.

Was bullied loads as a lower school pupil and seeing a cocky lil so n so like this boils my blood now especially after what happened.

The hunted becomes the hunter...

scrape his face off with a hammer drill and beat him to death with your penis

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But OP - go in hard on the lad you punched today and just watch his 'mates' disappear*.

*Probably

I fondly remember the day one of the nasty bullies brought an air pistol into school 'to shoot the ****s'.

So that's what Ashley Cole has been up to.*

*for any lawyers reading this is most certainly NOT what Ashley Cole has been up to.

Elfinsafety - Member

I fondly remember the day one of the nasty bullies brought an air pistol into school 'to shoot the ****s'.

That bloody Ashley Cole hasn't changed much in all these years.

First! 😀

mastiles_fanylion

does anybody?

i could knock him out n tea bag him....?

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Is this an episode of the inbetweeners? Are you Simon?

Does this make anyone else get all nostalgic for school days?

Reminded me of the time a bunch of kids a year below waited at the school gates for me, the hard one was called Jan. Stupid name for a boy. I just said "Alright Jan?" and nothing happened.
Ah, I feel old.

if the little darling thinks he's big enough to start a fight with someone older then he's big enough for you the kick his face in. In years to come it may save his life as hopefully he'll learn to control his temper before he gets knifed in a street fight.

When you're 20 and he's 18 or whatever...you'll be the same size - or he might be bigger.

I'd start hitting the gym now if I was you...

you both deserve a clip round the ear.

They had a fight last night in Glee...................

I would join a union, theyll fight for you,and defend your rights, alledgedly.

I do gym work, and like my dad, the rest mist does descend and when it does the brown poopy stuff hits the fan, its only happened twice mind...

I walked away with a bloody nose both times a lil giddy after winning

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what? are you in Borstal or something?

its full of really expensive av equipment and its oded and a sports science room soley

found out he waited out side school for me ahahhaa

when he confronts you.. offer him a cuddle.. play it for laughs.. you'll win a small amount of admiration from a couple of onlookers..

then.. take a good shoeing.. be relaxed about it.. try and enjoy it.. it never hurts as much as you think it will..

after he's had his fill.. wait a bit and then stand and pick up your teeth.. wink and roll your eyes at the prettiest girl in the audience.. then as he walks away ask him if he's gonna thank you for letting him off so lightly..

lol sounds like a plan, can i still floor him after?

find the older cousin the night, beat the s**t out of him, no problems tomorrow!:D

Quality thread 🙂

Seriously though - 4xJ = good lad. Violence just isn't good, even if otherwise morally justifiable. Unless you're American apparently.

To the OP - just get on with it - if it's a fight then it's a fight.

Well there is the issue of 4xJ being over 18 and this other lad being a minor - so it's not just a school scrap is it?