[Closed] Smug Hairys

*slaps baldy*

*runs away giggling*

Tee hee.

48 yrs old here - full head of hair and hardly any grey in it.

I always think baldies are slightly pathetic. "Oh, look, all my hair has fallen out! It's not fair :-("

[b]WEAR A HAT YOU SHINY SCALPED LOSERS![/b]

In need of a haircut:
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Do you Timotei?

I actually prefer being a slap head
I never did get on with all that combing & styling stuff anyway

see curb your enthusiasm; final series there is an episode loosely basead around this.

I never did get on with all that combing & styling stuff anyway

that's only for gay persons and women...

I actually prefer being a slap head
I never did get on with all that combing & styling stuff anyway

There is always clippers if you don't WANT hair. But that was surely said by someone hiding behind their true feelings about their lack of hair.

😉

I bet they dont suffer with sunburnt heads either ...smug smug smug

You're only jealous 😉

at least a baldy can wear a hat, I feel for SFB, he's stuck with that face for life

* cough *

Heh - I have no issues in the lovely hair department and make SFB look positively crew cutted

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simon I never knew you was a ginger...

Here you go baldy:

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[i]simon I never knew you was a ginger... [/i]

I can assure you I have never been called that before!! Sun set of my lovely fair locks mate!

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Simon (fbarnes not ralli) - have you ever actually had a relationship ?

have you ever actually had a relationship ?

well, I'm very close to my teddy if that counts ? I thought other people were just for making fun of ?

Ha ha! (Laughs unkindly, and points, in a cruel and nasty manner)

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Now, that's a proper Rude head of hair!

Tsk - it's sad when people post photos from many years ago Rudeboy and make out they were like taken yesterday!

Behave yourself. That was only last year, that one.

Who said i was talking about you? 😀

I prefer to think of baldness as a karmic punishment for some defect of character...

And just for the record, I have a loveley head of long flowing locks - it has been said that I have the look of a young Michael Bolton - I do hope that image isnt making any of you naughty boys question your sexuality.

By the way Simon, I think you might be showing a hint of cheeky knacker in that picture

Clearly bald people did something bad in a previous life 🙂

what do you mean 'previous' ?

Rudeboy - there's something on the side of your mouth there
Don't worry, I think it's just some bull**it that you haven't wiped off 😉

I'll tell you what though - even though that's only a head & shoulders shot, you don't half look short

I prefer to think of baldness as a karmic punishment for some defect of character...

though by that measure I should be as hairless as Matt Lucas...

I think you might be showing a hint of cheeky knacker in that picture

unlikely, given the lycra liner and the length of the legs on those shorts, but [b]cheeky knacker[/b] is an apt description of the whole of me :o)

samuri - Member
...Baldies unite! Surge up against the follically over endowed!...

When I was a student, our Histology lecturer informed us that a man with a full head of hair after 30 was deficient in testosterone. He knew what he was talking about because he obviously had the opposite problem.

I think instead of rising up against the unfortunates with excessively hirsute bonces, we should pity them for their lack of manhood.

I think instead of rising up against the unfortunates with excessively hirsute bonces, we should pity them for their lack of manhood.

dream on sunshine :o)
It's an apocryphal story made up by a whingeing slaphead I fear...

There is something true about the testosterone thing. Note blokes with a full head of hair tend to have relativly little body hair, slapheas have hairy arms and backs.

However IIRC its about the amount of testosterone you get while still a foetus not how much you have as an adult.[code]

Hairy backs? Throwbacks more like 😉

Not blokes with a full head of hair tend to have relativly little body hair, slapheas have hairy arms and backs.

I am very hairy all over except: palms of hands, soles of feet and er, yer know...

FFS, talk about overshare

talk about overshare

empty concept, like "economic theory"

But in that picture of you SFB your hairline is retreating - not a full head of hair at all.

But in that picture of you SFB your hairline is retreating - not a full head of hair at all.

it's always been like that, I'm not a troglodyte...
bear in mind my head is tilted back

One of the joys of a post ride get together, is the men taking off their helmets. Helmet hair is really funny.

One of the joys of a post ride get together, is the men taking off their helmets. Helmet hair is really funny.

like this?
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nice pipe lagging simon

nice pipe lagging simon

I broke my collarbone in a crash 10 years ago and now my right shoulder is about 15mm lower than the left, so the lagging is there to try and even then up :o)

I am sorry, but that picture really is very funny indeed. 😆

Receding slightly at 30.

I have to be honest, I have a thing for bald men!

I am sorry, but that picture really is very funny indeed

sorry why? It's [b]supposed[/b] to be funny :o)

I have a thing for bald men!

that's because you're scared they'll headbutt you if you're not nice to them 🙁

Oh goodie. I'm in with a chance, said the freshly-shaved slaphead.

SFB - Bloody cheek, I'm nice to everyone..........

I'm nice to everyone..........

a wasted opportunity then 🙁

I like that pic of you rudeboy - one of my faves 🙂

And as for hair, I don't care whether a man has any or not as it's the person that counts.

And as for hair, I don't care whether a man has any or not as it's the person that counts.

you meant: "And as for hair, I don't care whether a man has any or not as long as he has a pulse" :o)

How very dare you barnes.........I am not like that at all

Well guys, there is nowt as sexy as a bald head! (IMO)

All my crushes are bald!!!!!
Without exception!

Foxy is spot on.

Bald men are the sexiest!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Got to go now............feel a hot flush coming on! 😉

Full head of hair here. My dad's 60 next year, and is just starting to get a touch of grey in [i]his[/i] full head of hair, which bodes well for me 🙂

Aw c'mon. Is Hugh Jackman being cast aside already?

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Anyone else see it?

to be honest i can't wait till i go bald.....

yes you may think i am mad, i am in no way vain, i just hate having to cut my hair, my hair is very thick and have to use some kind of crap on it to make it look half tidy.

im going a bit thin on top but i think its a few years away yet.

i really dont see why bald blokes get so pissed off with being bald??? i really dont get it? my mate is bald and since his early 20's and loves it.

maybe its me

PS. In relation to TJ's post, i have thick head of hair and equally plenty more all over..... they don't call me monkey boy for nothing

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Anyone else see it?

for reference, this is what [b]Coyote[/b] looks like:
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41 and loadsa hair on me head, and thankfully none on me back, and just a light dusting everywhere else!
Me dad was 79 when he died, and still had a full head of hair, and only a little grey

SFB is definitely receding

SFB is definitely receding

correction, [b]receded[/b] - same hairline as when I was 20 :o)

but anyway, I have nothing to fear (apparently), as when it all falls out I will become a babe magnet!

You callin' me a babe sfb?? 😯

8)

You callin' me a babe sfb??

you [b]IS[/b] a babe Foxy :o)

proof:
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simon - i find it worrying you STILL have that pic! do you have a thing for FC or sommat?

Me too Aleigh!
I hosted it in flickr and now it's in tinypic! 😯

Ummmmmm, barnes - what do you have to say for yourself? 😯

i find it worrying you STILL have that pic! do you have a thing for FC or sommat?

you expect me to DELETE it ???
I do have a thing...
of course, you're a babe too [b]aleigh[/b] :o)

I hosted it in flickr and now it's in tinypic!

right click/Save As... sorted! It aint [b]never[/b] goin away...

get lost simon! that is a rank photo and does not represent my natural beauty 😉 😆

So it's settled then, despite a few people trying to sully the discussion with actual facts.

My daughter settled the argument. I asked her to check out SFB's pic against my polished pate, and she declared that the lack of hair is definitely better looking. If you wish to have this independent verification for yourself, she will compare your pic for the same fee she charged me.

Thus bald men are sexy, the other sort are just boys.

On the other hand, bald women....

babealicious aleigh:
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a very pished aleigh!

I asked her to check out SFB's pic against my polished pate, and she declared that the lack of hair is definitely better looking

so we have established that baldy is better than elderly hairy ?

Well, this feisty female lurves hair, both on head and body. Maybe it's cos I've got such a head of hair myself (stop s****ing you Southern Shandy Drinkers :wink:)

Must confess to liking a hairy chest.

Ooooooh a hairy chest! Oh yes! Couldn't agree more Bunnyhop 😀

I think it's the ears that are making the hair look like it's receding...is it just me?

OK guys, forget the "Friday Sexy Bloke" thread. Welcome to the "Show Us Your Hairy Chest" thread.

What day is it tomorrow? Can't wait 😉