[Closed] Should i head out for more beer?

Time to hit the cooking brandy.

Yeh, cooking brandy +q

Shirley there's enough alcohol in the house to knock you out?

There is absolutely nothing alcoholic left in the house apart from some aged and possibly fermented soy sauce.

There is usually a bottle or two/three of malt whisky kicking around but i've had a fair few warmshowers cyclists staying this year and as such it has all been arsed.

And **** a duck, where you live is it safe out after 10pm?

Any cough medicine?

Oven cleaner?

Kirkcudbright is pretty safe at all times, apart from 9.35am in the morning when i have a running battle with a ****wit of a cyclist hating bus driver but i behave myself these days

Ride, ride for your life

Seek the beer with all your heart

You lot are hopeless - where's the STW encouragement gone to?….I'm making my own mind up up so i'm heading out into town.

😉

edit : piemonster speaks!!!!!!!! - i'm gone…..

I'm gonna go with YES you should go into town for more beer, man up ffs you can spank a mile in under 10 minutes and you'll barely feel it in your semi inebriated state. GO NOW stop faffing.

Do it! Do it for me.. (I've been cutting down lately)

And also take the long route on the way home coz it's fun 🙂

Down a can in one outside the off licence and sprint home.. Extra points for wheelies or bunny hops... Minus points for falling off or puking

Kirkcudbright

The only house within fifty miles without an emergency bottle* of booze.

*Crate/Shed/Warehouse. Delete as applicable.

Just remember in future to buy more than 2 beers!

Isn't Kirkcudbright where they shot that documentary Dog Soldiers?

PPP. Always have cask strength malt in the cabinet for such instances..

Go now! Just get more than 2. And ideally not the Brew Dog stuff. Anything from Sulwath?

Are you back yet?

Gonna take you at least an hour and a half to relax again... 🙄

Me?

I'da not bothered...

😀

I want to know how this works out!

Did Soma make it or not?

Dude, pop round here. The wife has just finished watching Strictly and is off to bed. I've got effing sh!t loads to have a go at!

I'm back……It was a belter of a night out there so i took a wee spin along the riverbank and heard the otters rustling amongst the reeds and splashing into the water but it was too dark to make anything out. Gaw'd bless having dynamo lighting on the tripster as it means jumping on and riding without the faffing about fitting lights.

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And i felt sad n' pathetic at the thought of buying only two beers so i bought a bottle of Glenlivet as well, it was £8 off normal price so i figure it was fate/gods will that made me leave the house 😀 , I'll apologise in advance for any abuse i post on the forum tonight - it's not my fault….piemonster convinced me to leave the house to buy drink and it was gods will that encouraged me to purchase whisky.

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I'll say goodnight now………...

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Ditch the beer, head right on into the whiskey..

Night, night.

Sleep tight.

A happy ending. 🙂

Chapeau sir, chapeau .......

Otters, IPA and a glenlivet - good hunting!

Ditch the Punk, it's ratspiss.

Drink the Dark Island (Good choice!) then go ballistic on the whisky! That's often my choice in airport lounges. A good tipple!

There should always be spare alcohol in any household.

sandboy - Member
A happy ending.

My work here is done

Morrison's have 2 for 2 quid on select ales at the moment

Enjoying the Wychwood Pumpking at the moment!

I like punk.

But its long white cloud tonight,

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slowoldman - Member
There should always be spare alcohol in any household.

This

It really is fundamental schoolboy stuff this

There should always be spare alcohol in any household.

There should also ALWAYS be a bottle of fizz on standby. Currently a nice bottle of Hambledon.