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Anna Chapman, the Russian 'spy' - don't know about you, but I'd gladly sell my country down the river for her...

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Posted : 02/07/2010 12:37 pm
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PLUS ONE>


 
Posted : 02/07/2010 12:39 pm
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+????


 
Posted : 02/07/2010 12:41 pm
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Grim, you must be desperate!


 
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Family of multimillionaires, and an IQ of 162. I bet she can cook too.


 
Posted : 02/07/2010 12:46 pm
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😯


 
Posted : 02/07/2010 12:50 pm
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IQ of 162 and gets her cover blown doing glamour shots? Not a very good spy is she????


 
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If i had any secrets she would have no problems getting them from me. 😆

The old FBI will be putting her through the ringer now, bet she is not looking so glam at the moment.


 
Posted : 02/07/2010 1:00 pm
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[i]IQ of 162 and gets her cover blown doing glamour shots? Not a very good spy is she???? [/i]

She denies being a spy and no prosecution against her yet.


 
Posted : 02/07/2010 1:00 pm
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She is not all that!


 
Posted : 02/07/2010 1:01 pm
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[i]Family of multimillionaires, and an IQ of 162. I bet she can cook too. [/i]

Not tonight love thanks, I'm washing my hair.


 
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IQ of 162 and gets her cover blown doing glamour shots? Not a very good spy is she????

Intelligence doesn't always correlate with common sense...


 
Posted : 02/07/2010 1:06 pm
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Agree with super scale, that's a good photo of her, she isn't that great in the other photos of her I've seen.


 
Posted : 02/07/2010 1:07 pm
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as russian spys go - nice bod, but totally rubbish name
Proper russian spies have names like Ivana Humpalott


 
Posted : 02/07/2010 1:15 pm
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Can I search her for micro dots?


 
Posted : 02/07/2010 1:32 pm
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[url= http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/international/anna-chapman-also-has-fantastic-tits%2c-claims-fbi-201007022871/ ]Daily Mash take on it[/url] 😉


 
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On the basis of that picture at least, she is one of the 50% or so of women of breeding age that I would do almost anything to induce to sleep with me. I am not a patriot. 🙂

The Mash is right, if she wasn't bonny this would be so much less interesting.


 
Posted : 02/07/2010 1:38 pm
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[i]This photo of Chapman clearly shows the side of one of her tits[/i] 😆


 
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Here's her wedding photo to the English lad

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You'd think he'd have a haircut and a shave. Scruffy, jammy b*stard.


 
Posted : 02/07/2010 1:42 pm
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Intelligence doesn't always correlate with common sense...

Exactly what I was hinting at!

I used to share a house with a bloke who had a Masters in Biochemisty (Or some such bollix) but he couldn't change the wiper blades on his car.....


 
Posted : 02/07/2010 1:54 pm
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😆 That Mash story is very good!

Edit: as i'm sure you'll expect the sun has done a good peice on her and a bloke who managed to bed her 🙄


 
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I used to share a house with a bloke who had a Masters in Biochemisty (Or some such bollix) but he couldn't change the wiper blades on his car.....

Uh-huh, I used to live with a Maths MA. Amazing mathematician, a true talent. Unable to cook a frozen pizza, even though it was attempted at least once a week for an entire year.


 
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some fussy folks on here??

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Posted : 02/07/2010 2:26 pm
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The Mash - brilliant as ever:

Chapman has been charged with one count of refusing to accept a fake passport from an undercover FBI agent and one count of having the kind of dirty-pretty face that suggests she may know those sexual positions previously believed to be mythical.


 
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I used to share a house with a bloke who had a Masters in Biochemisty (Or some such bollix) but he couldn't change the wiper blades on his car.....

Amazing mathematician, a true talent. Unable to cook a frozen pizza, even though it was attempted at least once a week for an entire year.

Different part of the brain innit.


 
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some fussy folks on here??

That last photo makes here look like some hooker in an Eastern European brothel....

errr... I imagine.


 
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That last photo makes here look like some hooker in an Eastern European brothel....

errr... I imagine.

Yes, that photo does really reinforce this...

kind of dirty-pretty face that suggests she may know those sexual positions previously believed to be mythical.


 
Posted : 02/07/2010 2:31 pm
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Chapman has been charged with one count of refusing to accept a fake passport from an undercover FBI agent and one count of having the kind of dirty-pretty face that suggests she may know those sexual positions previously believed to be mythical.

The Reverse Dutch Steamboat ?


 
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If she tried to get any information out of me I'd have done my best to keep a stiff upper lip ....


 
Posted : 02/07/2010 3:29 pm
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There's nothing mythical about the Reverse Dutch Steamboat.

😉


 
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She looks like Amanda Knox in that wedding photo.....no bad thing 😈


 
Posted : 02/07/2010 3:48 pm
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This should keep you going for a while, Joe.

http://www.cbsnews.com/2300-504083_162-10003939.html?tag=galleryscroller


 
Posted : 02/07/2010 4:15 pm
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I bet her name is Ivana Humpalot?

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Posted : 02/07/2010 5:20 pm
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I bet her name is Ivana Humpalot?

Apparently she's married to Ivor Biggun.


 
Posted : 02/07/2010 5:35 pm
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you can buy one of them


 
Posted : 02/07/2010 7:01 pm
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she's married to that fella with 3 nuts.

Yuri Whodyanickabollockov


 
Posted : 02/07/2010 8:48 pm
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I'd happily sell out Brown, Blair or Cameron for a go on that.

They can even take Mandelson and Osborne too.


 
Posted : 02/07/2010 8:50 pm
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The FBI are pulling in her known associates.

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Elmo and Oscar the Grouch are in custody, Gonzo has escaped to Cuba and Big Bird sadly passed away whilst being water boarded.

Actually... when you look at her (and I have a bit today) there is something of the Sergei Bubkas about her.

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They should have pulled her for looking a bit like a Ruskie.


 
Posted : 02/07/2010 9:03 pm