[Closed] Richard Bacon

Kirsty can do no wrong 😳

first up against the wall come the revolution

Kirsty Allsop could grind my gears!

well if none of the dials/buttons work you might as well 😉

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Kirsty can do no wrong

Frankly she's the very living embodiment of pretty much everything that's presently wrong with this country.

She oozes arrogant, silver-spooned self-entitlement from every pore. Hideous woman!

she speaks highly of you too, binners.

And yer eyeballs.

I'd never let that woman near my eyeballs

And god knows she's tried enough times!

sorry binners have tried to resist but just have some weird crush on her 😕

LoCo it is the kind of shame that you can never rid yourself of 😉

I feel soiled 🙁

Do you not fancy something a little more .... I don't know the word.... basic?

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😯 no thank you

Binners has taken leave of his senses 🙂

I like him.

Thought he was a bit of an ar$e at first, but he is actually quite savvy, especially about media/cultural stuff.

Couldn't stand Simon Mayo when he was on Radio 1, but find him quite amusing now he can be "himself" on R5L

Similar story with Eddie Mair, and back in the good old days of Talk Radio, Tommy Boyd and Anna Rayburn - all acquired tastes (please excuse possible spelling issues).

I can't listen to 5live any more 2-4pm. Richard Bacon annoys me hugely especially his dumb, insistant and frequently wrong-end-of-the-stick questions. Extremely vain as well.

Simon Mayo was so much better on many levels.

Kirsty has sent him off on one

sorry back to the point, yes Bacon is a bit annoying

I'm not saying that would be my personal choice. I was merely offering an alternative viewpoint 😉

I used to fancy the pants off Richard Bacon. I think I may still do, but haven't seen him for a while.

Dunno who this Kirsty person is.

You sure?....

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Bacon, Mayo, Nicky Campbell and bloody Kermode, can't stand any of them.

Bacon is so thick I'm surpised he's allowed out on his own, Mayo is the smuggest man on radio and Kermode is so pleased with himself I'm surprised he doesn't spontainiously combust with self regard.

Nicky Campbell is a borderline psycopath who would be locked away in any sane society instead of being given a microphone.

Binners, on word, Iceland 😆

Cheers Binners...boss walks in to a full page post of that!

you got one of Kirsty like that for me and LoCo? 8)

Allslop is repugnant. Such a self-serving, gloating, egotistical bitch.

Not really got an opinion on Mr. Bacon. He certainly hasn't cheesed me off at any point.

Binners - that second pic of Kerry made something unfurl...

How about two photo shop

Nicky Campbell is a borderline psycopath

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borderline..!!?
He is the living embodiment of the spirit of the Daily Mail dressed up in a pink tie and a polished voice..

a vile creature

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Too many pigs in this thread *runs away*

Binners: positive.

Nothing unfurled for me. Then again the only woman who comes within a parsec of making anything unfurl for me is Alex Kingston.

Alsopps kids are called Bay Atlas and Oscar Hercules.

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Think yourself lucky. You should have seen the one I was going to post!

It would have had this thread instantly closed, and me definitely banned!

Anyway, I warming to my theme now. You must admit our Kerry has a couple of good points? Certainly more than Kirsty bloody Alsopp

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mmmmmmm..... no.

prefer the thought of nasty monkey s&x with Allsop, even if she has scarred her kids for life........

Kerry may photoshop up nicely on the outside but between her ears it looks like this.

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Know what you mean about Alex Kingston Adam.

Back to the OP.

Bacon = Arse.
Mayo + Kermode = Alright.
Campbell = Potty, but good fun when he's on form.

Peter Allen is the best IMHO.

I probably shouldn't admit to this, but I've pulled katona.

More details please.

😯 Atomic K era?

I probably shouldn't admit to this, but I've pulled katona.

Was it in Iceland? Come on, you can tell us... 😀

Come on pook beanz spillage please....?

I'm pretty sure she's not a regular on here 😉

Was it pre or post inflatable-zeppelin era?

He used to be great on XFM. He read out a few of my mundane texts to his show too.

Yeah, well I pulled Natasha Hamilton and Jenny Frost at the same time, while Kirsty Allsop was out in the rain buying me a house.

* Pulls face at Pook for not spilling beans ref. Kerry *

it was while I was at uni. They were just starting out and played our halls. I interviewed them for the paper. Mclarnon and the other pecked me on the cheek after, katona went in tongue a-blazing. I didn't get chance to follow it up as in their gig one of their security set off a fire alarm and they did one.

in their contract there was a clause that said if the fire alarm went off they could abandon the gig.

technically I didn't pull her, but still.

and she hasn't been in touch since. :o(

Did she drop her chips 😉

Yeah, well I pulled Natasha Hamilton and Jenny Frost at the same time

Please tell me you googled those names?

Please tell me you googled those names?

I did. Honest. 😳

You've just dropped out of my top 37 STWers. Sorry.

Pook - you didn't get a nibble of her prawn ring then? Shame.

Bacon is a plonker. Allsop? Well the swear filter wont let me say what I think of that waste of space..

Switched over to Radcliffe & Maconie..Aaaahhhh thats better...

I'm sure you've spent many a sleepless night thinking what could have been eh Pook? 😯

You've just dropped out of my top 37 STWers. Sorry.

Dammit! Was I number 37?

😥

you think these biceps are from weightlifting Binners? ;o)

Yeah, after the heavy fall seen when I found out your bike was called Susan I'm slightly concerned you'll be outside the top 82 by the end of the week. 🙁

Yeah, after naming the heavy fall seen when I found out your bike was called Susan I'm slightly concerned you'll be outside the top 82 by the end of the week.

Then, given my precarious position on THE LIST, I guess this isn't the right time for a my-old-bike-was-called-Gaynor confession?

And to think I was just about to start a Gaynor confessional thread on the Chat Forum... 😳

* Slinks off to Pinkbike. May be some time. *

Back on topic (sorry, OP!), Richard Bacon's okay - come on, there's worse out there surely? – and Kirsty Allsop is kind of saucy, but let's face it she's no Moira Stewart.

mmmmmm, ..... drool.. Moira.............