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Can't find the roasted nuts so just finished some caperberries and about to start on some anchovies in olive oil.
MMmmmmm the taste of the ninth Duval
Nine Duvels?
Seriously?
😯
to be fair, I'd need more than that to start on the anchovies
You have such things in stock, in the house?
You are the 13th Duke of Wynbourne and I collect my £5.
Once you're in double figures it'll be Harissa paste on Weetabix
Mmm, anchovies
Dayyum thats posh. Tend to raid the something on toast when Im mullered or the cheese cracker tin. Out on town its a different matter though.
no duval, no fish and c
np caprs
night
nitght
no duval, no fish and c
np caprs
night
nitght
Can you do a massive spoon or two of peanut butter. Hampers the breathing though.
no duval, no fish and c
no income tax
no VAT
AWRIGHT, RODNEY?
I've just scoffed a biscof digestive biscuit sandwich
Well recommended, don't skimp on the biscof
I'm tucking into some jarlsberg. Yum. ,
Hmmm, alright eating and drinking the stuff but it has just come out my arse like a flock of starlings.
Explosive decompression?
Definition of which involves sideways evacuation.
Almost gain is height, which I'm not sure I understand the physics of.