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 tomd
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I searched for "Rockshox" on Rosebikes and it returned me this:

[url= http://www.rosebikes.co.uk/article/ortlieb-t-pack-holder-for-toilet-paper/aid:569756 ]http://www.rosebikes.co.uk/article/ortlieb-t-pack-holder-for-toilet-paper/aid:569756[/url]

"Absolutely waterproof outdoor toilet paper pack, which assists in rolling off paper. A must for everybody who likes the outdoors.
The roll closure [b]allows fast access to the toilet paper[/b]."

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Posted : 27/10/2013 8:56 pm
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Posted : 27/10/2013 8:59 pm
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Mrsw is pregnant. There are lots and lots and lots of things I never knew existed....
Breast pumps (manual and automatic) for starters.


 
Posted : 27/10/2013 9:02 pm
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mooncup.


 
Posted : 27/10/2013 9:05 pm
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The quiet wee thing is interesting. I'm not surprised I didn't think about it though. It's not really a problem I anticipated.

I think cycle specific socks was an answer to a problem I didn't realise existed.


 
Posted : 27/10/2013 9:06 pm
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mooncup.

Urrgh, that deserves a lifetime ban!


 
Posted : 27/10/2013 9:14 pm
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Rabbit Insurance

http://www.petsathome.com/petinsurance/rabbitinsurance


 
Posted : 27/10/2013 9:17 pm
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Moon cup looks good and could save the planet, women should be made to use them! I'd defo pack one in my snootch, if I had one!


 
Posted : 27/10/2013 9:17 pm
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Sod that!


 
Posted : 27/10/2013 9:20 pm
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The thing that got me about the mooncup is

a) Assuming you've not just given birth it's a one size fits all job.
b) It's not been invented before


 
Posted : 27/10/2013 9:21 pm
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The Penis Beaker


 
Posted : 27/10/2013 9:24 pm
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The DogBag (inspired by Samuri's post... you'll see why in a sec)

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Included only because back in the day of the innovation catalogue they were selling them as 'this years must have accesory for dog owners'. But the beauty of it was the small print under the order box informing you that 'one size fits all'.

Brilliant. I'll buy two; one for the German Shepherd, one for the Yorkshire Terrier.

And that quiet-wee thing is beyond wrong.


 
Posted : 27/10/2013 9:43 pm
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My ex used a mooncup when we spent 6months biking around india (motorbiking that is), it worked well as far as i can remember.


 
Posted : 27/10/2013 10:51 pm
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RE: Mooncups

When I first started dating Lady Badger, I always wondered why one of the pans in her kitchen had a 'DO NOT USE' post-it note in it. Curiosity got the better of me one day and I was informed it was the one she uses to sterilise her mooncup. I'm just glad she put a note in it!


 
Posted : 27/10/2013 11:16 pm
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I've been watching that portable man cave on eBay too 😉 Wondering if I can fit my workshop in it...


 
Posted : 27/10/2013 11:55 pm
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Escape hatch 😀


 
Posted : 28/10/2013 12:05 am
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mooncup.
Urrgh, that deserves a lifetime ban!

Did not need to google - ah those earthy girls of mother nature


 
Posted : 28/10/2013 12:28 am
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They are dreaming at £4k though, my local surplus space couldn't sell them at £750.


 
Posted : 28/10/2013 12:31 am
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Yes I never knew (or wanted to know) a lot of that stuff existed.


 
Posted : 28/10/2013 10:06 am
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Dental dams. Only found out they existed a couple of weeks ago.


 
Posted : 28/10/2013 10:51 am
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jesus **** i did not need to know mooncup was a thing WHO WOULD WANT TO COLLECT IT?!


 
Posted : 28/10/2013 10:52 am
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One of the most surprising things I discovered recently were custom fitted condoms. And then I thought "why didn't I think of that?"


 
Posted : 28/10/2013 11:05 am
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I don't think anyone wants to collect it plyphon, it's about not creating tons of waste to send to landfill.


 
Posted : 28/10/2013 12:01 pm
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WHO WOULD WANT TO COLLECT IT?!

because Im guessing its marginally better than just letting it fall out.

I remember being shown a dental dam in sex-ed at school in the early 90s. Does anybody use them? Or in fact femidoms - those crisp packets with a ring at each end? Do they have much market, um, [i]penetration[/i] compared to a condom?


 
Posted : 28/10/2013 12:04 pm
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Wow, @ the portable man cave.. I'd have one to replace the garage, if the g/f wouldn't make me move into it permanently..


 
Posted : 28/10/2013 12:09 pm
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Or in fact femidoms
they gave out freebies when me and GF was at uni, hmm yeah, more carrier bag texture rather than crisp packet IMO.

Moon cup, thanks to happy hippy mummies I already knew about them, bit of a surprise huh?

custom fitted condoms.
Eh? Call into the shop to get fitted, come back next week and we'll have a packet of 3 for you...?


 
Posted : 28/10/2013 12:25 pm
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The wax vac.

Warning, NSFW/Sweary


 
Posted : 28/10/2013 12:27 pm
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http://le-n-lo.com/


 
Posted : 28/10/2013 12:30 pm
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http://en.runbiking.eu/Runbiking/What-is-runbiking


 
Posted : 28/10/2013 12:32 pm
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http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/bitlock-for-bikes
Hipster issue phone unlocking bike locks...


 
Posted : 28/10/2013 12:34 pm
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is runbiking just a silly bike with no saddle or is there something "clever" going on? (no sound)

also le n lo? Whats that? not clicking on that none descriptive link...SFW?


 
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Posted : 28/10/2013 12:43 pm
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That Le-n-lo must be a joke. They apparently sell for $299!


 
Posted : 28/10/2013 12:48 pm
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Saw this in an inflight magazine, alongside these:

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It might have been slightly out of tiredness and boredom, but my daughter and I were creased up with laughng for about 15 minutes. If I had a dog these are the toys it would have.


 
Posted : 28/10/2013 1:01 pm
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backpack downhill scooter

http://www.gizmag.com/bergmonch-folding-bicycle-backpack/10804/


 
Posted : 28/10/2013 1:13 pm
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The Le-N-Lo site is wsork safe (thank goodness, it never occurred to me that I should check

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reminds me of the wee-ride

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Posted : 28/10/2013 1:18 pm
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backpack downhill scooter
eek, presumably for hiking up stuff you couldn't ride up, just the sort of terrain you want tiny wheels and all your weight right over the front wheel for..... 🙄


 
Posted : 28/10/2013 1:18 pm
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there is a video of the scooter thing in use somewhere. looks a bit scary


 
Posted : 28/10/2013 1:24 pm
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Eh? Call into the shop to get fitted, come back next week and we'll have a packet of 3 for you...?

Haha not quite, you measure up at home and they send them via post 🙂 http://theyf.it


 
Posted : 28/10/2013 2:09 pm
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I must have lived a sheltered life, I had to google dental dams!!!!

On the fitted condoms thing, wasnt there something in the Durex names that indicated size or otherwise. Featherlight was for a pencil, but black shadow was, well........all "dressed up" in some sort of sensitivity/colour marketing?


 
Posted : 28/10/2013 2:20 pm
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Featherlight was for a pencil

Featherlight was referring to the thickness of the condom, not the thickness of the dude you're putting it on 😉


 
Posted : 28/10/2013 2:25 pm
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Nah, that was the marketing spin. It allowed the girls behind the counter in Boots to have a "little" laugh though. Here comes Mr Featherlite, nudge, nudge!!!


 
Posted : 28/10/2013 2:27 pm
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http://www.gizmag.com/bergmonch-folding-bicycle-backpack/10804/

9.5kg? So I might as well carry my bike up.


 
Posted : 28/10/2013 2:35 pm
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