[Closed] Princess Eugenie’s wedding. Who’s going?

When do we find out if we have an invite?

That blokes got no chin!

What value wedding gift should I aim for?

Napkin rings?

Something you can use every day that will make every meal a special occaision

By inviting 1,200 adoring peasants will the state foot the bill instead of her Dad?

Not being cynical or 'owt, but the cost is going to be chuffing massive.

This wedding barely flickers the needle on my giveashitometer

Mine too. It will however if the tax payer is stumping up for it.

Coorrrrr blimey, she’s gone and grown up all of a sudden.

Last time I recognised her she was in a tutu holding Mums hand at some gathering or other, and Dad was waving sods around with a bottle of Bolli in his other hand.

I’m not going, I should get ticketfairy to resell my ticket 😜💋

the more appropriate question is - who GAF?

Eugi-who-ha?

I'm the best man.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh.

Nah I'm sand papering my eyeballs that day....

There better not be any taxpayers money going towards this.

There better not be any taxpayers money going towards this

Nah, don't worry the Queen is paying for it 😆

I seriously can't believe anyone is going to watch them parade through the town in a carriage.

Shoot me if I'm wrong.