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Prince Andrew, what a cowardly little ****.

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Mountbatten is the family name. It was previously Battenburg but it was thought prudent to camouflage the German connection last century.

So its Andrew Battenburg Saxe-Coburg-Gothe.  Or maybe Andreas Battenburg Saxe-Coburg-Gothe 🤣


 
Posted : 31/10/2025 12:02 am
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Posted by: scuttler

Is the Mountbatten thing some arisocratic flex or did he always have that in a string of posh names?

It's ****ing ridiculous, they should use his father's proper surname and call him Mr Andrew Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glücksburg.

Then he could be deported for being a pedophile and a sex offender.

After they bung him five hundred quid for going quietly and not causing a fuss.


 
Posted : 31/10/2025 12:03 am
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he’s not a working royal anymore so doesn’t get paid and the King doesn’t pay him anything privately either.

And as he's no longer anyone's useful idiot, no-one will be paying him off for dubious access. Thought he was effectively bankrupt and reliant on Charlie's private benevolence, so wonder how long they'll be in Windsor park, before they have to move to Slough

So not that long after all. 

 


 
Posted : 31/10/2025 12:17 am
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Thread title needs updating…


 
Posted : 31/10/2025 12:32 am
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https://twitter.com/Craig_Foster/status/1984019673785270279?t=tjEBWZDlY7NGzJfTkIyitA&s=19

Australian football pundit Craig Foster nails it . I don't understand why countries like Australia and New Zealand keep that attachment to the past. 

From a UK perspective I'm not necessarily a republican , in some ways I like the history of it all and would be sad to see them go but it's clear that people involved with the royals  knew what he'd been up to and the queen used her or possibly our money to try and make it go away . Banishing him to live in luxury in Norfolk is not taking responsibility for those actions .


 
Posted : 31/10/2025 1:51 am
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Some rich highflyers from the past will be putting cash in envelopes for him to keep quiet and not spill the beans .....this may help with a bit of spending money! 

He may even get a home from the wealthier ones! 


 
Posted : 31/10/2025 9:42 am
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He is acting as the family scapegoat. It’s not as if his brother is entirely innocent with affairs and bags of cash from dubious sources, and thats just the stuff thats leaked out. Then there is Charles and Billy’s slim landlord business and their constant demands for more public money via thier stolen land businesses. I find it unbelievable that the whole family didnt know what he was doing and were quite happy to go along with it 


 
Posted : 31/10/2025 9:53 am
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Can we please put all the Royals in the Traitors castle and watch them throw each other under the bus to save themselves.


 
Posted : 31/10/2025 9:53 am
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Mountbatten is the family name. It was previously Battenburg but it was thought prudent to camouflage the German connection last century.

Well that takes the cake.

 


 
Posted : 31/10/2025 10:08 am
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Just got to wait for the who shebang to drop, Gates, Trump, Elon.... 


 
Posted : 31/10/2025 10:17 am
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Mountbatten is the family name. It was previously Battenburg but it was thought prudent to camouflage the German connection last century.

If it wasn't chequered before, it is now.

 


 
Posted : 31/10/2025 10:25 am
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Posted by: fossy

Just got to wait for the who shebang to drop, Gates, Trump, Elon.... 

 

Im not sure it will. Maxwell is keeping quiet. Epstein is dead, how many whistleblowers will risk being involved in an accident

 


 
Posted : 31/10/2025 10:30 am
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Just got to wait for the whole shebang to drop, Gates, Trump, Elon.... 

 

I'd say he was a lot more vulnerable to getting dropped in the shit than those folk....

  • Big picture - very little influence in comparison to the billionaire big hitters
  • Part of a family/scam/clan/mob who's very MO is being a visibly upstanding public figure.
  • Born into it rather than a grifter rising to the top - he's very naive
  • Born into it rather than a grifter rising to the top  - he's exceptionally arrogant
  • Notoriously pig shit thick.

 
Posted : 31/10/2025 10:33 am
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'cottage' on the Sandringham Estate..

don't they have a draughty cell in The Tower for unwanted ponces?


 
Posted : 31/10/2025 10:34 am
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I find it unbelievable that the whole family didnt know what he was doing and were quite happy to go along with it 

I think that's difficult to say with any degree of confidence.  It's only relatively recently that the whole sorry story has come to light.  This thread is only, what, four years old?  (That's too young even for Andy...)

They almost certainly had their suspicions - his nickname was "Randy Andy" BITD for gods' sakes - and I would be very surprised if (just like a couple of other high-profile other organisations) their actions were anything other than to bury it as much as possible.  Windsor money buys a lot of shovels.  But the true extent of the misadventures of Epstein's merry bunch of Untouchable Shaggers must surely have been contained to their inner circle, dragging young women interstate to where the age of consent is lower is not the sort of thing you go running your mouth off about.  Though of course, from what little I know of Andy he's the exactly sort of person who would boast about his escapades to his nobby chums so... 🤷‍♂️


 
Posted : 31/10/2025 10:37 am
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Posted by: fossy

Just got to wait for the who shebang to drop, Gates, Trump, Elon....

Haven't all those guys (and others) been paying off Trump's ballroom so he keeps the epstein files under wraps


 
Posted : 31/10/2025 10:41 am
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Posted by: convert

Just got to wait for the whole shebang to drop, Gates, Trump, Elon.... 

 

I'd say he was a lot more vulnerable to getting dropped in the shit than those folk....

  • Big picture - very little influence in comparison to the billionaire big hitters
  • Part of a family/scam/clan/mob who's very MO is being a visibly upstanding public figure.
  • Born into it rather than a grifter rising to the top - he's very naive
  • Born into it rather than a grifter rising to the top  - he's exceptionally arrogant
  • Notoriously pig shit thick.

 

Forgot to add to my list - notoriously hard to like. Very few people would go "he's been a dick, but I'll help him out because I like him". 

 


 
Posted : 31/10/2025 10:55 am
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Posted by: chrismac

I find it unbelievable that the whole family didnt know what he was doing and were quite happy to go along with it 

Isn't part of being Royal the ability to keep your mouth shut at all times? No-one needs to know. Hell, normal families can hide all sorts of indiscretions, affairs etc, I imagine when you live in a world where your every public move is in the papers you probably develop quite the ability to be discreet when required.

Shedloads of cash and a veneer of respectability always helps hide these things too.


 
Posted : 31/10/2025 11:06 am
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I find it unbelievable that the whole family didnt know what he was doing and were quite happy to go along with it 

Isn't part of being Royal the ability to keep your mouth shut at all times? No-one needs to know. Hell, normal families can hide all sorts of indiscretions, affairs etc, I imagine when you live in a world where your every public move is in the papers you probably develop quite the ability to be discreet when required.

Shedloads of cash and a veneer of respectability always helps hide these things too.

 

Very much so. Look at how well thy covered up Charles relationship with Jimmy Saville

 

THere are only 3 plausible explanations

1. The Met police and palace personal protection are incompetent and didnt know

2. The Met police and palace personal protection did know but decided to keep quiet

3. The Met police and palace personal protection did know and so did the family but decided to do nothing

 

I think 1 is the least plausible and 3 the most plausible

 


 
Posted : 31/10/2025 11:36 am
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The Times referred to him today as The Outcast Formerly Known as Prince.  


 
Posted : 31/10/2025 3:19 pm
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According to the Daily Mash he'll also be stripped of the name Andrew as well.


 
Posted : 31/10/2025 3:24 pm
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I wonder who they'll make Duke of York next ?. Maybe this is a return route for Harry and Megan. 

 


 
Posted : 31/10/2025 4:06 pm
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You do wonder if this latest move is to pre-empt something that is going to drop in the Sunday papers this weekend…the Palace press team have been made aware of it and are getting their ducks in a row. 


 
Posted : 31/10/2025 4:35 pm
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I wonder who they'll make Duke of York next ?. Maybe this is a return route for Harry and Megan

I suppose you don't want to leave York duke-less for too long. Imagine what people would say!


 
Posted : 31/10/2025 4:48 pm
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I suppose you don't want to leave York duke-less for too long. Imagine what people would say!

Well, quite. I don't think the people will be able to cope with being left rudderless.

 


 
Posted : 31/10/2025 4:55 pm
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I suppose you don't want to leave York duke-less for too long. Imagine what people would say!

We won't know whether we're up, down or neither without one!


 
Posted : 31/10/2025 4:57 pm
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I wonder who they'll make Duke of York next ?. Maybe this is a return route for Harry and Megan. 

I'm holding my breath in anticipation. I wonder whether they'd maybe consider making it like the guest host on Pointless? Angela Rippon this week, Mary Berry next, Matt Baker in a little time. The safe, nice people who aren't likely to be outed as wrong'uns. Although, knowing the Royal Family then they'd probably ask if Saville is still available. 


 
Posted : 31/10/2025 5:26 pm
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Without a duke to oversee the feral  masses the peasants will be revolting in their droves. 

Best batten down the hatches and build barricades if your local and a landowner, there be pitchforks by firelight just you wait.


 
Posted : 31/10/2025 5:53 pm
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Yep, who'll march the 10,000 men up to the top of the hill and march down again. 

 


 
Posted : 31/10/2025 6:20 pm
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If both parents are of poor characters should the title also vanish from the children? 🤔  


 
Posted : 31/10/2025 6:46 pm
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I wonder who they'll make Duke of York next ?.

He is still Duke of York although wont be using the title. That cant be removed without an act of parliament or possibly raising a rebellion and seizing the title and/or executing him.

 

 


 
Posted : 31/10/2025 7:29 pm
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  • Yep, who'll march the 10,000 men up to the top of the hill and march down again.

  • Lady Bonnie of Blue

 
Posted : 31/10/2025 8:19 pm
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He is still Duke of York although wont be using the title. That cant be removed without an act of parliament or possibly raising a rebellion and seizing the title and/or executing him.

 

Charles used "Letters Patent" to strip Andrew of all titles inc. Duke of York. So he aint no more.  Press think the title will be parked for a few generations. Act of Parliament required to remove him from line of succession.

How long before more dirt comes out and/or he gets extradited to the US?


 
Posted : 31/10/2025 8:44 pm
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There's an even more entitled bloke in the US who also needs investigating.


 
Posted : 31/10/2025 8:59 pm
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Posted by: susepic

'cottage' on the Sandringham Estate..

 

don't they have a draughty cell in The Tower for unwanted ponces?

I believe it’s what’s known as an oubliette. A suitably posh name for someone who’s such a posh snob he made unpleasant comments about Catherine not being from a posh enough family to be a suitable wife for William. Which is why William is behind most of the moves to divest Andrew of everything he holds dear.


 
Posted : 31/10/2025 9:29 pm
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Posted by: Andy

Charles used "Letters Patent" to strip Andrew of all titles inc. Duke of York

It gets into weird and wonderful legalities but he still retains the title but cant use it officially.

Not exactly sure what the finer details of that means but an act of parliament is needed to remove it entirely. So in terms of giving it to someone else thats not an option currently.

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How long before more dirt comes out and/or he gets extradited to the US?

For the first bit I suspect quite high since question is why take action now? Either it did take them time to work through the legalities/payoffs in response to the recent set of revelations or they are taking action ahead of a new set. Dont think I would put any money either way.

For the extradition not a chance. Too many of the "great and good" including Trump really dont want anymore attention being drawn to the "Epstein files".


 
Posted : 31/10/2025 9:37 pm
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It gets into weird and wonderful legalities but he still retains the title but cant use it officially.

Nope. He doesn't. He is now a "commoner".  Agree with you though about the nuance being difficult to track. I think Charles has done it by abolishing the titles (for now)

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or they are taking action ahead of a new set.

I think this. Hoofed by Will & particularly Kate (the brains in that outfit) as Charles has always been notoriously indecisive. The lizards will know there is more to come. To be a fly on the wall at Annes place right now, the only other one with any brains.  Trump is trying to keep the government shut down via his lacky Johnson to suppress this for as long as possible. Think the Andrew business has massively backfired on this. Its a win all round!


 
Posted : 31/10/2025 9:58 pm
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the brains in that outfit

There's more brains in a Tesco pork pie.

 


 
Posted : 31/10/2025 10:32 pm
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the brains in that outfit

There's more brains in a Tesco pork pie.

I guess its a low bar, but they are probably brighter than me and hopefully surrounded by brighter people. Either way its  a good watch to see them squirm

 


 
Posted : 31/10/2025 10:38 pm
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Spent too much time in the car listening to R4 this afternoon....speculation that Charlie didn't want to go to parliament to change the succession because he didn't want the deep dive into royal finances that would ensue.

My question is - why should he be allowed to make that decision,  surely that is a call that the govt should make, and if they're hiding something (if...as if) it should be brought into the light.... 


 
Posted : 01/11/2025 1:36 am
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TBH, it's only because mum is dead, and Charles in in the seat (with Will behind him) that they are getting the nonce kicked out - it takes time. Wouldn't have happened if mum was still in charge. Will will get rid of all the hangers on when he's in power.

I suspect the Epstein stuff won't really materialise until Trump is dead as he has too much power to stop it - he's very guilty.


 
Posted : 01/11/2025 2:05 am
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Will will get rid of all the hangers on when he's in power.

Agreed. There are too many people slowly beginning to appreciate the preposterous size of the royal machine and  if they wait too long more of the great unwashed will become uncouth republicans like me. 

 

One of the must unpleasant parts of the last couple of days is reading the media going through the options of places he might move too......all these houses/mansions just sitting there maintained and ready for their royal arses to perch if the whim takes them. It's beyond obscene. 


 
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Will will get rid of all the hangers on when he's in power.

Agreed. There are too many people slowly beginning to appreciate the preposterous size of the royal machine and  if they wait too long more of the great unwashed will become uncouth republicans like me. 

 

One of the must unpleasant parts of the last couple of days is reading the media going through the options of places he might move too......all these houses/mansions just sitting there maintained and ready for their royal arses to perch if the whim takes them. It's beyond obscene. 

I think that article alone might do a fair bit of unrepairable damage.

 


 
Posted : 01/11/2025 9:48 am
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Posted by: fossy
Will will get rid of all the hangers on when he's in power.

The establishment are desperately trying to make out that William is wise in the (alleged) mould of his grandmother.

However I’m not sure that’s true. From what I’ve read and heard he’s actually not much brighter than his uncle.

Bizarrely, I think the one with the most insight is Harry.


 
Posted : 01/11/2025 10:26 am
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Surely Andrew could sell one of his cars and buy a terraced house in Burnley? Not seen that option floated in the media yet. 


 
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