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You've known her for ten days and she well into you....
The very fact you're showing interest in her also should be a great enough gift.
There shouldn't be any need to give a present if you let her know in words, that you are glad to of had the chance to meet her and look forward to getting to know her further.
If she expects a material gift, she's not into you, but into your wallet.
To buy her a gift of a slightly higher value than a set of brake pads now may send her signals that you like to buy things for her and she may expect it in the future, you'll be setting a bench mark in expected kindness.
Where as words can mean more, not be chucked in a cupboard and be appreciated time and time again.
A small gift could however be a good gesture so perhaps a packet of tic tacs.
Please feel free to not follow my advice, i've 20 yrs experience in failed relationships.
Oh! and don't call her a bird, unless of course she likes being called one.
If she does get her a cheap gift.
How about a joint present www.agentprovocateur.com
10 days? Flowers. Maybe chocs.
You call her a "bird"?
Hope you spend way too much on her and then she dumps you.
It's what you deserve.
You call her a "bird"?
'Chick' is the PC term i believe
Ooh, get you guido!! 😉
20 Bensons
"chick" eh?
So I should stop using "Bint" to describe women? Righto.
Dirty weekend away obviously.
FCOL get a grip man. 😯
Run.
Quickly.
Now.
Your last rolo?
easy, simply show her this forum thread in its full, uncensored glory and explain that these are "your people" 8)
Treat 'em mean to keep 'em keen....
Nah I'm a softy - get those 'ribbed for her pleasure' thingies.
ribbed for her pleasure. EEeeeeeewwwwww...
What's FCOL?
Yes, I've been told that bint is regarded as offensive (I fail to see how, but common sense has no place in such discussions).
And as for a present, how about some lube and a cushion to sit on for the next few days?
Castrol GTX
AA Road Atlas
Durex Ribbed (remember to turn them inside out before use)
'What's FCOL?'
for crying out loud.
And how many of you guys are single??!!
tell you what, i'm picking up some great tips in here.
let her be the man for the night...
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MartynS - Memberlet her be the man for the night...
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You mean come after 15 seconds, wipe her flange on the curtains and then fall asleep?
Am I right laydeeez?
Errr...sorry about that, I was just channeling Jenny Eclair.
Burn her a mix CD and get her a big bar of galaxy. I can't stress how important is it to print an awesome cover.
Spend the money on some nice new folding allen keys.
bravehotel9er - I despair ...
No present, take for a meal and maybe you get something in return... sex
Guys - you need to learn how to 'woo'.
More despair tonight, can it get any worse?
Guys - you need to learn how to 'woo'.
Is that anything to do with the 'Wu-Tang Clan'?
A can opener.
Jesus, two pages and no one has asked the key questions, is she fit and does she / will she shag?
This then dictates the level of present expenditure.
A strap on and some handcuffs
If you don't know what she's into then a night out on you is a safe bet.
Your treating her for her B Day and getting a night out for yourself as well.
Everyones a winner
This thread is useless, etc.
has nobody suggested a 'pearl necklace' yet ? this forum is really letting the standards slip.
Don't worry Callous it was on the last page. Posted nicely between a Bible and a cleaveland Steamer.... Standards upheld 😉
[i]has nobody suggested a 'pearl necklace' yet ? this forum is really letting the standards slip.[/i]
Yes, 20 hours ago. About the 25th post.
When you've decided, don't forget to tell her how much thought you put into the decision.
"I asked on the net what to get a bird." She'll be yours forever.
'wonny j - Member
A strap on and some handcuffs '
I assumed that as he'd said she was 'well into him' they'd already got to pegging and these gifts probably weren't needed!
brilliant, we went to the steam train gala at pickering
You know how to treat a girl!!
Sounds like OP has been out of the dating game for a bit. You don't have to buy gifts for sex anymore, if they don't put out tell them they're boring and your not used to birds with such a low sex drive. You will either get a thump on the nose or be balls deep in the fishmongers bucket in no time.