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... peddlers of pseudoscientific bracelets, have been hit with a lawsuit to the tune of 57 million dollars US, for [s]being a lying set of bastards[/s] making misleading claims.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/21/power-bracelets-lawsuit_n_1105559.html

One down. Homeopathy next, anyone?


 
Posted : 22/11/2011 4:22 pm
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[url= http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/powerbalance-schadenfreude ]Ahem[/url]


 
Posted : 22/11/2011 4:23 pm
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Oh, badgers. Apologies.


 
Posted : 22/11/2011 4:24 pm
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Homeopathy next, anyone?

Cool, who do we sue? Should I get some homoeopathic treatments first? I have this vicious wart...


 
Posted : 22/11/2011 4:25 pm
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Can I just take the opportunity to reassure people that any powerbalance bracelets bought on clearout sale over the next few weeks will be just as effective at improving their balance and performance as those bought at full retail price 😈


 
Posted : 22/11/2011 4:34 pm
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I wonder if the physiotherapists I stopped using because they started recommending these will still try and argue that they're effective?

[edit] damn, should have posted on my own threead!


 
Posted : 22/11/2011 4:36 pm
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Still peddling snake oil...
[url= http://www.chainreactioncycles.com/Models.aspx?ModelID=57038 ]

What is Power Balance? Power Balance is Performance Technology designed to work with your body’s natural energy field. Founded by athletes, Power Balance is a favourite among elite athletes for whom balance, strength and flexibility are important.

How Does the Hologram Work? Power Balance is based on the idea of optimizing the body’s natural energy flow, similar to concepts behind many Eastern philosophies. The hologram in Power Balance is designed to resonate with and respond to the natural energy field of the body.

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Posted : 22/11/2011 4:38 pm
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physiotherapists [...] started recommending these

Really? They should be stripped of all qualifications and banned from giving advice on anything ever to anyone. That is shocking.


 
Posted : 22/11/2011 4:40 pm
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Any athlete who got paid to wear one should be fined 2 x their fee


 
Posted : 22/11/2011 4:55 pm
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* in a quiet voice* I like mine, it's made me faster, more attractive to ladies and cured my baldness.


 
Posted : 22/11/2011 4:58 pm
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Should I buy one from CRC and then sue them for false advertising?


 
Posted : 22/11/2011 5:01 pm
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I personally think the only thing they did was reduce IQ because anyone who bought one must be thick as ****


 
Posted : 22/11/2011 5:06 pm
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I was at the Ideal Home Exhibition on Friday and there were two companies peddling such bands:

Mojo:

and some other company whose name escapes me.

I was watching them doing all the usual demonstration routines and those that stopped where taken in, not sure how many bought them though.

Was dying to start an argument with them...


 
Posted : 22/11/2011 5:09 pm
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geordiemick- I'm sorry could you rephrase that I didn't understand it?


 
Posted : 22/11/2011 5:09 pm