[Closed] People Skills.

which skills brown nosing, tea making, general dogs body

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andy7t2 - i have never brown nosed and do not intend to ever start, i make crap tea and dont do very well as a dogs body (too tall)

You could at least have used deodorant, though.

you have worn them all out by the time you get here then
What happens when you go to a zoo then 😯 and 😀

Just goes to show what bullshit people spout sometimes. From your various personae here, I'd struggle to believe you have good "people" skills...you're the least modest STW regular.

Why did you feel the need to share this latest titbit of SmeeLife?

DD- because I thought it may amuse some of you.

Also, there is nothing less appealing to me than false modesty.

DD- because I thought it may amuse some of you.

I think it's ****ing hilarious.

Also, there is nothing less appealing to me than false modesty.

Realy? Nothing at all? I think lack of modesty (to your extent) is slightly sociopathic - but there are far worse qualities out there.

I guess it all depends who said it.

Given that you've been a Driving Instructor and are now working within a hospital setting I should jolly well hope so!

I wasn't keen on the previous incarnations, but your banjo playing is still without compare.

god you lot are grumpy [s]tonight[/s]

Im Bored

who the **** told you that 😉

Work night out last Friday which degenerated into a 9 hour session. Spent about an hour at the bar being told by one of the junior members of my team (which I took over 6 weeks ago) that I am the best manager ever.

Drunken bollox but it massaged the ego somewhat 🙂

My boss told that I had the best ego defence mechanisms he had ever seen!

I took that as a massive compliment

Are we talking skills or skillz? I believe there is a difference. Charlie - massive 😆 your boss sounds ace.

I haz skilz dem.

My boss told me I'd worked really hard over the last 6 months.

Another massive 😆 at Yeti. Your boss is clearly an idiot, you spend all day on here!

Elfin - are they chopper skillz? I see some evil loser has started a crappy RC thread 👿 my people skills are pretty poor when it comes to them.

Emma, love, you just need to relax, and embrace the joy that hekilopters can bring you...

What if it grew arms and legs and a head and ran off though, eh? 😉

How very dare you! It's called efficiency and multi-tasking. I exceeded all my objectives!

Sammie-Louise x

Call me love again boyo and I'll shove a helicopter where the sun don't shine elfin 😈
Anyway, I am embracing it, I'm going to a model air show in June in Shropshire joy behold 😕

How many targets does one get then Yeti? Do you work in IT by any chance?

No I do not! You nasty, nasty lady!

Call me love again boyo

Sorry darlin. 😳

Sweetheart?

Sugar?

Honey?

Elfin... is there really any need for this misogyny?

Some of us work really hard to make this place welcoming for all comers whilst you seem set on it being a bigoted middle class old boys club. 🙄

I'm so sorry. 😳

(Hangs head in shame. Goes to stand in the corner to have a think about what he's done)

have a think about what he's done

BAN HIM!!!!

Judging by the responses reciprocating from the OP, none of you have even reasonable 'people skills'
I, on the other hand, have excellent skeople pills cos I is a prison ossifer & has to have them for my job, innit?
& if you don't agree, you is placed on report. (thats nicked if you gets me drift)

Hic!

Charlie - When they make me a moderator...

How could the make you moderator?? You're the most moderate person on here!

I can be more, I can be much more modeartorer.

Mine are fab with those I can be bothered with.

what is this peoples?

(Hangs head in shame. Goes to stand in the corner to have a think about what he's done

Still there? You can come out now you sexist pig 😛

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You can come out now you sexist pig

Here I am! 😀

I dunno about 'Sexist Pig'. That's a bit much.

Sexist Piglet?

Here I am with my bitch:

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My boss told me I'd worked really hard over the last 6 months

Lolz.. worked really hard on getting your posts-per-day stats up on STW.

Actually I delivered my project 6 weeks early 😛

i think the zoo fighter has excellent people skills.

ime on here, he seems 100% successful in his ability to draw the response that he's after from people.

Yeah, but only in the same way a terrorist bomber terrorises folk...