[Closed] Not Another Nicked Ibis Mojo!!

ur all sad and i advise u to go crawl back in ya mamma's arse!

moz - Member
ur all sad and i advise u to go crawl back in ya mamma's arse

Oh he went there!

crawl back in ya mammas arse

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Moz what musnt you say in a gay pub, would you like me to push your stool in for you.
Moz now you have sold them both you can tell us where you got them! is it ok to tell your green frame buyer about this forum and this post

Can I just say this thread is rad to the power of sick

Continue...

My 'mamma' died last year, which would open up a (somewhat necrophilic) can of worms. Moz, if you (a) exist, and (b) are from Leeds, why do you talk like you're fresh outta Compton? Or am I just not down with the kids anymore?

oh they talk the talk round cross flatts park 😉 not like thee mitch appen

Anyone else waiting, finger poised, for the magic 500th post?

ur all sad and i advise u to go crawl back in ya mamma's arse!

i have the dubious honour of being the only guy to have met Morris the seller, shall i try and an e fit? just remembered who morris reminds me of, dustin hoffman, in midnight cowboy and in rain man

Put me down for a "Wot would Moz do? t-shirt 😆

£1 each how many u like

Have you got reciepts????? 😉

£1 each ? where did you get them from ?

moz - what are your thoughts on the role of AMP in serotonin uptake?

no but can meet at train statio with them, they arn,t hot honest

moz, my wife and I dont really talk anymore - we go to bed at different times, she's always tired from looking after the kids, it's like there's something missing from our relationship. Moz - what would you do?

just thought i'd drop by and set someone up for the 500

Ta

lester on a break from writing code
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then in his gear to ride the mojo, personally id have gone for the green mojo with that get up
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and finally to prove they arent the same person moz in his riding gear
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allegedly of course 😉

Moz my wife has got the hump with me and i dont know why, i went out friday night at 6 pm and came back at 8 am monday and she had the right hump and it cant have been something i did as i wasnt even there!! why do you think she had the hump

*s****s* @ mick

the bloke in that last picture's going to be haunted by that for his whole life, isn't he? It must be at least 5 years since it first appeared.

moz - yesterday I admitted (on here) to running over and breaking a young man's carbon fibre fishing rod. It was an accident, but some of the others were quite nasty towards me - what advice would you have given me moz?

the bloke in that last picture's going to be haunted by that for his whole life, isn't he? It must be at least 5 years since it first appeared.

oops double post.

barnsly u are doing something wrong, do you want any dvds, my advice is for you wife to nip over to leeds and see me

your not wrong wwaswas lol

"barnsly u are doing something wrong, do you want any dvds, my advice is for you wife to nip over to leeds and see me"

suddenly moz can type, punctuate and spell and the troll is exposed...

mi@k just like all of thes posts very funny but incorrect i own a building company it was someone else who writes code, although i reckon Moz has a code all of his own going on , i reckon Moz is really Dan Brown and he is testing the code for his new book to see if it can be broken easily

Lester has anyone told you you're funny?

cause you're really really unfunny, and when you try harder it just gets worse and worse.

I think I can speak for all on here when I say go away. Mozza on the other hand can stay for ever.

moz - the situation in the middle east's really worrying me. How would you help those poor Palestinans moz?

Moz,
The Cern particle accelerator is still experiencing problems

What would you do to solve the problems they are having

Help us moz - MOZ!

I'm surprised noboby's posted [url= http://www.knockoffornot.com/ ]this[/url] yet

best thing to do with them palys m8 is to drown the cu---

oh dear, Moz may of just overstepped the mark....

I heard a story today moz - a story of a man with long hair and a beard, who wanted people to live together in peace and harmony, a man who preached love and forgiveness. That man, moz, was called Jesus, and just like you, he was misunderstood and badly judged by people. Apart from the fact that he wasnt from Leeds, and didnt (alledgedly) flog dodgy carbon fibre bike frames on e-bay, that beautiful man could be your brother...

Oh sh*t, just read his comment about Palestinians...

oh dear, Moz may of just overstepped the mark....

No I think he did that when he started dodgy dealings......... this is just another chapter 😉

Warton, every one says im not funny but i try anyway. but at least i have something to say whereas you have nothing to offer except negativity, you havent offered anything positive, informative, intelligent or anything remotely insightful, but as you wish i will leave the forum, i have never been anywhere i am not wanted so i will leave the forum, you have your wish you have now done something successful in your life,
i will be back one more time only and that will be just to interact with you one more time.
my belly button fluff has more life in it than you do.
by the way what are you doing this weekend? i am going dinner tonight at Gordon Ramseys restaurant in Chelsea, and tomorrow i am going to my chalet in La Clusaz to do some mountain biking and get the chalet ready for skiing this winter. what are you doing Witherspoons a curry and a **** cos you cant pull

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must try harder

Are you friends with Gordon? ah figures........... both foul mouthed obnoxious pillocks, stuck up resturant with self opinionated, self loving clients, obsesed with money & status

Weatherspoons = real life & real beer

Chalet mmmmm more like TIME SHARE that you have to clean

Good on here innit?

oh lester give it a rest. multi millionaire that buys second hand stolen bikes of ebay.

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That desk is an ergonomic nightmare moz! No wonder you've got a hunchback.

i have never been anywhere i am not wanted

so you'll be committing suicide tonight then?

people, people - just take a moment and ask yourselves 'what would moz do?'

wetherspoons might be reallife and real beer to backward northerners that find Jade goody gorgeous, and my guess you have never eaten anywhere that you dont have to have chips and ketchup with everything! i told you before why i buy second hand, my chalet cost £65,000 10 years ago so i am not trying to show off. and i am not obsessed with money and status, i run a business i start every day at 5am i work hard and i play hard, i have a nice car a nice home a gorgeous girlfriend and i am really happy, i have real friends and have enough cash to buy a few bike frames whats wrong with that, sounds a lot like jealousy to me mate. i think we are back to the north south divide debate, we both seem to confirming the stereotype, southerners are shallow, loadsa money show offs and northerners are thick and broke without a job. although i know that not to be true because i have a mate who lives in leeds who has a lambo. i cant help it if im not poor like you

Warton, what do you have to live for?

did he get his Lambo of ebay ?

no he is like me he works really hard, he has his own printing business, he used to be in the army his name is Tim and he is successful, or is there something wrong about the cream rising to the top and the Wartons staying at the bottom, evrything finds the right level sooner rather than later !

Just read page 1, then skipped to this page...

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freaks

[i]he has his own printing business[/i]

Gosh. So does Adam_G. A lot of successful people seem to have made their fortunes in photocopying. Adam has a Bentley Continental I think. He is very clever. 🙂

Could all that money not have bought you at least the basis of a decent education Lester?

well i used to be in the army and live in leeds but i dont have a lambo ;-(

so Moz is now called Tim or have I got the wrong end of the stick?

Mattie why dont you think i have had a good education, i passed my 11 plus and my headmaster was Rhodes Boyson at my grammar school. i am more than happy to test my wits or general knowledge against you . i have an iq of over 150. nobody should ever underestimate any one else, so what do you base your assessment of my education on.
do you know what the difference is between illicit and illegal, or between infer and imply.

I'd just like to say that I don't have one of those cars above, I don't live in Leeds or that London, I don't have a chalet and I've never been in the army. But I have been to one of Gordon Ramsay's restaurants, which was very good. I've had 3 bikes stolen over the years. And one front wheel. My 2 cents.

Nico nice to talk, which Ramseys and how did you manage to get 3 bikes stolen, surely you had aplan after the first one, were they nice bikes

paddy i think you missed a lot of fun, if you have time you should read the other pages

You're very confrontational aren't you Lester? I was basing my reading of your intelligence on all the available evidence--your inability to spell or punctuate or use grammar in anything like the correct way. Plus the fact that every time you say anything you sound as daft as a brush.

[i]do you know what the difference is between illicit and illegal, or between infer and imply.[/i]

Didn't Rhodes Boyson teach you how to use the world-renowned question mark? It's not rocket science is it? Perhaps you were too busy gazing at his sideburns.

Can someone please tell me how we got from page 1 where it all seemed to be going fairly well, by STW standards anyway! To here where it appears that someone from the 1970's has a mate who drives a lambo and everyone has beef with each other ??

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He left his bike outside Ramsay's restaurant, and bloody Ramsay nicked it.. thieving Scottish ****.

I think that damn Meerkat (alegedly) supplied Moz/Mozza/Mozzy/Morris with all those dodgy frames, how else could he afford a soothing jacuzzi bath.

Simples.! 😯

Mattie i am not confrontational, just defensive, how can your opening statement something so inflammatory? Just because i don

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t mean i cannot, doh! i have been at work since 5am i am tired, while using this forum i have planned next weeks work for 75 men, i have laid off 6 men, whowere not very happy to l;ose their jobs. i have just finished this weeks wages for 80 people which comes to around £70,000 this week, i have answered over 80 phone calls and made around 40. i have not eaten all day and im starving, i have been at my desk for 13 hours and i am just about to go home, but i forgot to punctuate ??? i find it hard enough to type lol
and when was there ever a hyphen in world renowned???? glass houses and all that
dont judge till you know unless you are being deliberately provocative and if you are then accept the vitriolic response
🙂 be back on in an hour when i get home

Moz Tshirts please. This is outstanding. Except for Lester, who appears to be a boob. 😀

i am not trying to show off

i am going dinner tonight at Gordon Ramseys restaurant in Chelsea, and tomorrow i am going to my chalet in La Clusaz

my headmaster was Rhodes Boyson at my grammar school

i have an iq of over 150.

I would hate to hear you when you are showing off!

Blimey! I just read some of the comments further up the page and I've learnt something new, having a gorgeuos girlfriend and money to burn doesn't prevent you being an out and out tosser

I must say though, this has really descended very quickly into the biggest load of crap I've ever hard the misfortune to be part of... shall we just call it quits, cause life really is too short

I must say though Mozzas last post really was a work of art

@ Lester

[i]and when was there ever a hyphen in world renowned???? glass houses and all that[/i]

Exhibit A: [url= http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/world-renowned ][/url]

Oh--and try this one for size while I'm about it: [url= http://dictionary.oed.com/cgi/entry/50287220/50287220se256?single=1&query_type=word&queryword=world-renowned&first=1&max_to_show=10&hilite=50287220se256 ][/url]

Fish in a barrel.

And your emails have been semi-literate gibberish since you rocked up this morning.

Grammar school? What a prole.

Gordon Ramsey down by the hospital? Gullible prole.

Have I missed anything else?

Can I just say..
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Damn, I'd actually thought that Lester was CFH.

Nico - Member
Damn, I'd actually thought that Lester was CFH.

How dare you, Sir? I demand satisfaction. Consider my gauntlet thrown.

And as the evening descends, and alcohol is called upon, I shall mainly be glued to this channel, it looks like a fun evening ahead...

no point, Lester is going to be in gordon ramseys resturant, honestly he is.

I can imagine him sitting alone in his unfurnished flat, surrounded by stolen goods, wanting desperately to post something, but then stopping himself. "No I can't, I've said I'm eating out tonight" as the doorbell goes and dominos is delivered for the 5th time this week

if everyone would stop attacking me i would not have to defend myself, i only cam on here because there were a lot of people making untrue statements and to try and put the record straight.
mattie i apologise for my ignorance about words being hyphenated when they were an adjective and not a noun.
Bodger, why am i a tosser, i would like to see your response if you were being slagged off unfairly.
Captain Flashheart i am sorry i dont understand you, i think i am out of my depth in this goldfish bowl with a lot of uninformed and judgemental know nothings.
Mattie, if you consider what i said was gibberish, why didnt you ask me what i meant instead of attacking me first.
i have learnt one thing toda and that is i do not want to belong to this forum, and i hope it is not typical of all forums. The reason being i think you guys are too quick to slag people off without checking that the person you are slagging off deserves it. i am sure you will glad to see me go. so i am off to my squalid little life , and i will reflect on the fact that i was not brought up in hicksville with all the inadequate and mind blowingly narrow minded morons that seem to inhabit this forum. it satrted out informative, was a bit of fun and then the professional idiots turn up. well i enjoyed interacting with STW version of Shameless for a while at least.

Film title: 'The Mojo, the quasi-intellectual, and the retard"

Warton you are a complete cretin, i havent eaten pizza in ten years i cant stand the stuff especially the deep pan, what a load of crap you eat and talk. and if you want i will send you a copy of the bill on monday, last time it came to £320 for two people without wine. do you know what a spoonerism