[Closed] Not Another Nicked Ibis Mojo!!

Applauds Barnsleymitch! Chapeau, sir, chapeau!

lol barnsleymitch. you haven't lived till you've sacked people man, get a grip of yourself

I know, just guess I need to MTFU and put my sacking suit on. Just wait a while though, I need to go to the funky buddah for a bit of a dance first!

just read the last few posts - think I may go back to the beginning for a laugh 🙂

NEVER go to the funky Buddah without going to Nobu first, thats schoolboy, isn't it Mozza?

Lester getting down and dirty at the Buddah:
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While we're waiting, does anybody know what's happened to moz? Other than his post two hours ago (a disappointing 'freaks', but at least he spelled it correctly), he appears to have gone quiet. Damn you sir, I have moral conundrums that need answering now!

backhander do you know the othr guys on here? well this is what i suggest why dont you and me meet up somewhere and i will show you pictures of the bikes i have had i9n 3 years., i will show you the restaurant receipts and you can judge for yourself if i am illiterate, then i will kick your butt! if you want to know i am 57 hard as f********g nails and eat ****s like you for breakfast. end of story if any one wants to meet me to discuss anything leave your number and i will call you, without fail! i am off out now look forward to reading your posts in the morning, you bunch of losers

Enjoy you meal Lester.

I can heartily recommend the Pepperoni Passion and chicken strippers

I dont know about the rest of you, but when I read that last gem from Lester, a bit of wee came out. Hard as nails sir I tell thee!

make sure you go large with that . help feed that big old brain of yours

Lester, you really are priceless! Please stay here, please!

i actually did a bit of a sex wee and a little trump i can still see the small particles of poo in the air as i type

Do you think he's really gone out, or is he just sitting really quietly with the lights off?

Christ is this still going?

*wanders off*

can anyone just summarise very briefly what happened here - didnt realise it was 15 pages long 🙁

And is anyone else tempted to leave him their number? Not sure I'd want him to ring me without fail! He's quite scary when he loses it isnt he?
Still p**s funny though, and although it's cruel, I cant resist baiting him, the big mentaller.

hitman, I have ignored all that has gone before and joined only recently. It's jolly good fun.

Essentially, Lester claims to be posher than me, wealthier than the Queen and better fed than Nicholas Soames. It's sublime comedy, do hang around!

What an amazing combo.

Right you bike freaks I'm off for some caviar, a shag, and a fight.

I've got a bike to clean for tomorrow, so come on Mozza, lets have one more soundbite, if its as good as

lester say he got the dolla, yes from bikes

could we merge this with the 'photo of a bike thief' thread somehow?

then i will kick your butt! if you want to know i am 57 hard as f*****g nails and eat * like you for breakfast. end of story if any one wants to meet me to discuss anything leave your number and i will call you, without fail! i

I'd very much like to see that!
Chuck an email on and I'll forward you my number.
Law of the jungle states that kittens dont f*** cats.

Oh my eyes. Why have I wasted a chunk of last night and tonight reading this?

i bet he uses chuck bog paper too 😉
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lester
give me your number and ill ring you, could do with a bit of a workout, not sparred with a southern softee for years

How can you possibly summarise the genius that is this thread? It's like asking for the highlights of War and peace. Basically, somebody saw an Ibis frame on fleabay that was probably nicked. After some to-ing and fro-ing between a couple of cops that frequent this forum, a guy calling himself Lester popped up and admitted having bought the frame from a guy in Leeds. Shortly after this, someone calling himself moz came on claiming to be the seller. This chap didnt appear able to find his own bo**ocks with both hands and a bo**ock map, but was VERY funny, in a badly spelled, chavvy way. At one stage, Lester said he was moz, but then said he wasnt. Somebody else posted a picture of Morrisey, so the thread got a bit Smithsey for a while, and then (christ I'm getting dizzy) I offered to print up some moz t-shirts. He then offered to make sweet sweet love to my wife, and told us (the STW massive) that we were 'a bunch of freeks'. Then for some unfathomable reason, Lester (try and keep up, please) started bragging about how rich he was, how he was forever eating in posh restaurants, and that he had a ginormous IQ. He then offered us all out, and went off, supposedly to have dinner at one of Gordon Ramsey's restaurants. And I think that's about it - phew.

EDIT moz originally was pretending to be one of the buyers but he was tripped up by his unbelievably retarded rat brain.

This chap didnt appear able to find his own bo**ocks with both hands and a bo**ock map

Feel free old love, I probably nicked it off someone else anyway.

barnsley - top edit there mate! V impressed with that - I was one of those b*llox on the map that was lost but at least now I know whats going on! **** me if that bloke Lester isnt half a plum - he reminds me of Smee!

I dont care who he is, but I cant wait for him (and his alter-ego moz) to get back - it'll be even better if he comes home pi**ed!

He is top drawer entertainment thats for sure - he should have his own show!

There was no

to-ing and fro-ing

Companies such as Jungle/Stiff have a policy of not getting caught up in Internet forum babble and given the lunacy that this thread has degenerated into who can blame them?

The comedy with this thread though has been hitherto unrivalled. Few threads/posts beat it.

All the best.

The comedy with this thread though has been hitherto unrivalled

Can someone exaplain how Moz / Lester actually [u]found[/u] this thread and started to join in?

And £320 for some food FFS !!!! I could pay £10 for a pizza and have £310 left over to pay for escorts @ £120 per hour 😀

Pretty sure now that him and moz are one and the same, unless he's invited him (apparently he has a look of 'rain man' dont you know) to some fine dining chez Ramsey - and we've all been told that he can afford it as well - "lester say he got the dolla, yes from bikes".
Best thread ever...

If the poor hard done by coppers had half a brain, then they would log the IP & be around his mansion before he got back from supper, but as pretty much all of STW, and the internet in general, is complete bollox, then I expect to see this thread becoming the first ever 1000+ thread on STW.

And I for one shall enjoy it 🙂

plenty left over for coke and hookers after his big mac large meal 😉

deluded - didnt mean to be flippant with my 'to-ing and fro-ing' comment, was just trying to sum this madness up as briefly as possible.

mi©k, hookers in the smarter parts of That London's Famous London don't come cheap. Apparently.

A friend told me.

No, really. He did.

CFH, you had a namesake on a site called ARRSE.
He was/is a bit of a legend but got banned and now has to call himself lord flasheart. Idon't think it's you [i]is it?[/i]

backhander, not me, I'm afraid, but I am aware of his work!

I didn't think so, you're too pleasant and also too young, I think.
he's a fu**ing animal. I quote;

I can see a load of letters but they appear to be written by someone who has a mouth wand rammed up their starfish. Your grammar is like watching the porn version of Countdown, you spack-handed moon-head.

alot of folk on here only seem to get exercise when they jump to conclusions..u know who u r

Jesus....just read all of this....my god.

Amazing.

Lester - I couldn't care less about your eating/driving/cash habits but - what sort of Hifi you got? 😯