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paddy i think you missed a lot of fun, if you have time you should read the other pages


 
Posted : 16/10/2009 5:44 pm
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You're very confrontational aren't you Lester? I was basing my reading of your intelligence on all the available evidence--your inability to spell or punctuate or use grammar in anything like the correct way. Plus the fact that every time you say anything you sound as daft as a brush.

[i]do you know what the difference is between illicit and illegal, or between infer and imply.[/i]

Didn't Rhodes Boyson teach you how to use the world-renowned question mark? It's not rocket science is it? Perhaps you were too busy gazing at his sideburns.


 
Posted : 16/10/2009 5:45 pm
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Can someone please tell me how we got from page 1 where it all seemed to be going fairly well, by STW standards anyway! To here where it appears that someone from the 1970's has a mate who drives a lambo and everyone has beef with each other ??

😯 😕


 
Posted : 16/10/2009 5:45 pm
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He left his bike outside Ramsay's restaurant, and bloody Ramsay nicked it.. thieving Scottish ****.

I think that damn Meerkat (alegedly) supplied Moz/Mozza/Mozzy/Morris with all those dodgy frames, how else could he afford a soothing jacuzzi bath.

Simples.! 😯


 
Posted : 16/10/2009 5:50 pm
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Mattie i am not confrontational, just defensive, how can your opening statement something so inflammatory? Just because i don

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t mean i cannot, doh! i have been at work since 5am i am tired, while using this forum i have planned next weeks work for 75 men, i have laid off 6 men, whowere not very happy to l;ose their jobs. i have just finished this weeks wages for 80 people which comes to around £70,000 this week, i have answered over 80 phone calls and made around 40. i have not eaten all day and im starving, i have been at my desk for 13 hours and i am just about to go home, but i forgot to punctuate ??? i find it hard enough to type lol
and when was there ever a hyphen in world renowned???? glass houses and all that
dont judge till you know unless you are being deliberately provocative and if you are then accept the vitriolic response
🙂 be back on in an hour when i get home


 
Posted : 16/10/2009 6:02 pm
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Moz Tshirts please. This is outstanding. Except for Lester, who appears to be a boob. 😀


 
Posted : 16/10/2009 6:16 pm
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i am not trying to show off

i am going dinner tonight at Gordon Ramseys restaurant in Chelsea, and tomorrow i am going to my chalet in La Clusaz

my headmaster was Rhodes Boyson at my grammar school

i have an iq of over 150.

I would hate to hear you when you are showing off!


 
Posted : 16/10/2009 6:25 pm
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Blimey! I just read some of the comments further up the page and I've learnt something new, having a gorgeuos girlfriend and money to burn doesn't prevent you being an out and out tosser


 
Posted : 16/10/2009 6:28 pm
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I must say though, this has really descended very quickly into the biggest load of crap I've ever hard the misfortune to be part of... shall we just call it quits, cause life really is too short


 
Posted : 16/10/2009 6:29 pm
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I must say though Mozzas last post really was a work of art


 
Posted : 16/10/2009 6:31 pm
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@ Lester

[i]and when was there ever a hyphen in world renowned???? glass houses and all that[/i]

Exhibit A: [url= http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/world-renowned ][/url]

Oh--and try this one for size while I'm about it: [url= http://dictionary.oed.com/cgi/entry/50287220/50287220se256?single=1&query_type=word&queryword=world-renowned&first=1&max_to_show=10&hilite=50287220se256 ][/url]

Fish in a barrel.

And your emails have been semi-literate gibberish since you rocked up this morning.


 
Posted : 16/10/2009 6:31 pm
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Grammar school? What a prole.

Gordon Ramsey down by the hospital? Gullible prole.

Have I missed anything else?


 
Posted : 16/10/2009 6:32 pm
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Can I just say..
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Posted : 16/10/2009 6:45 pm
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Damn, I'd actually thought that Lester was CFH.


 
Posted : 16/10/2009 6:50 pm
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Damn, I'd actually thought that Lester was CFH.

How dare you, Sir? I demand satisfaction. Consider my gauntlet thrown.


 
Posted : 16/10/2009 6:52 pm
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And as the evening descends, and alcohol is called upon, I shall mainly be glued to this channel, it looks like a fun evening ahead...


 
Posted : 16/10/2009 7:04 pm
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no point, Lester is going to be in gordon ramseys resturant, honestly he is.

I can imagine him sitting alone in his unfurnished flat, surrounded by stolen goods, wanting desperately to post something, but then stopping himself. "No I can't, I've said I'm eating out tonight" as the doorbell goes and dominos is delivered for the 5th time this week


 
Posted : 16/10/2009 7:07 pm
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if everyone would stop attacking me i would not have to defend myself, i only cam on here because there were a lot of people making untrue statements and to try and put the record straight.
mattie i apologise for my ignorance about words being hyphenated when they were an adjective and not a noun.
Bodger, why am i a tosser, i would like to see your response if you were being slagged off unfairly.
Captain Flashheart i am sorry i dont understand you, i think i am out of my depth in this goldfish bowl with a lot of uninformed and judgemental know nothings.
Mattie, if you consider what i said was gibberish, why didnt you ask me what i meant instead of attacking me first.
i have learnt one thing toda and that is i do not want to belong to this forum, and i hope it is not typical of all forums. The reason being i think you guys are too quick to slag people off without checking that the person you are slagging off deserves it. i am sure you will glad to see me go. so i am off to my squalid little life , and i will reflect on the fact that i was not brought up in hicksville with all the inadequate and mind blowingly narrow minded morons that seem to inhabit this forum. it satrted out informative, was a bit of fun and then the professional idiots turn up. well i enjoyed interacting with STW version of Shameless for a while at least.


 
Posted : 16/10/2009 7:14 pm
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Film title: 'The Mojo, the quasi-intellectual, and the retard"


 
Posted : 16/10/2009 7:16 pm
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Warton you are a complete cretin, i havent eaten pizza in ten years i cant stand the stuff especially the deep pan, what a load of crap you eat and talk. and if you want i will send you a copy of the bill on monday, last time it came to £320 for two people without wine. do you know what a spoonerism


 
Posted : 16/10/2009 7:17 pm
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Lester, you claim an intellect of high standards and yet you are seemingly illiterate. Very poor trolling. Have you not heard of punctuation?

So, you dine in Chelsea? That's my part of the world. Whereabouts do you live? £320 for two without wine? Why the hell did you not have a bottle?

To be honest, there are too many holes in your "story" for you to be real. Trolling, and not very good trolling at that.


 
Posted : 16/10/2009 7:19 pm
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what does cfh mean?


 
Posted : 16/10/2009 7:20 pm
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I can imagine him sitting alone in his unfurnished flat, surrounded by stolen goods, wanting desperately to post something, but then stopping himself. "No I can't, I've said I'm eating out tonight" as the doorbell goes and dominos is delivered for the 5th time this week

😆

Genuine lol from me there.


 
Posted : 16/10/2009 7:21 pm
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lester if your iq is so high how can you seriously look at these adverts on ebay and not think that they are a bit shady?


 
Posted : 16/10/2009 7:21 pm
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its a TLA


 
Posted : 16/10/2009 7:21 pm
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what does cfh mean?

He, that is to say I, means that you are full of bovine excrement.


 
Posted : 16/10/2009 7:23 pm
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Lester, I'm from the south and I think you are nothing but a cockstand.
So far, you have claimed that you're a hardman by offering someone out, wealthy, to have a beautiful bird, 45 bikes in a year, a chalet (did you say you had a lambo?)and a high IQ (which you have not demonstrated in any way). Bet you were in the SAS too.
I'm calling bullsh1t.
I reckon you're 17 years old, 5'8", 9 stone and still sucking on mammys t1t.
What do you reckon Moz?


 
Posted : 16/10/2009 7:26 pm
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Gordon Ramsay - Royal Hospital Road

A La Carte - 3 course 90 quid

Tasting Menu - 7 course 120 quid

you're so rich you left a 100 quid tip, what a guy


 
Posted : 16/10/2009 7:28 pm
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captain flash heart try this for size. if Chelsea i s your part of the world 3 weeks ago i went to the restaurant at the top of the roof gardens in chelsea, do you know it if so what is it called. i know that you can park outside Gordon Ramseys restaurant in Royal Hospital road as there is a single yellow line outside and that the bouncers on the door of the discreet restaurant are very pleasant as they open the door for you.
i also know that you can park in hyde park and walk to the royal albert hall which i do when i visit there. i also know the barbers opposite Chelsea football club where some of the younger players have their hair cut. As i said only comment on what you know, would you like to call me and have a conversation with me and still see if you consider me to be illiterate?


 
Posted : 16/10/2009 7:28 pm
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the walter mitty of stw 😉


 
Posted : 16/10/2009 7:29 pm
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also i dont have wine because i dont drink and drive and i have to get up at 4am. and the tip is included in the service charge you pleb


 
Posted : 16/10/2009 7:29 pm
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This topic has been great reading - 9/10
But I'm off for a night ride - hopefully get back into this in an hour and a half to catch up on the goings on.

Hopefully everyone will have had a beer and we will all be friends - just not with Lester


 
Posted : 16/10/2009 7:30 pm
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A barber where kevballing plebs have their hair cut? You expect me to be impressed by that?

2/10. Must try harder.


 
Posted : 16/10/2009 7:31 pm
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i know you can park on my station yard but not outside but you need a security pass to get thru the gate , i know the bouncers in tiger tiger a jockeys and i cut my own hair . do i win a prize ?


 
Posted : 16/10/2009 7:31 pm
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so why did you pay 320 quid for a meal that at most only cost 240 quid?

are you so rich it doesn't matter and you just slap down whatever comes out of your pocket?

[swoons] I wish I was like Lester, he's great[/swoons]


 
Posted : 16/10/2009 7:34 pm
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yes the taster menu is £120 each one glass of champagne each, and coffees after comes to £295 and with a 12.5% service charge it comes to about £320.
in fact the Fat duck was dearer, but not as nice as Raymond le blancs place in Great Milton. the fact is i can prove everything i have said as my girlfriend keeps a menu from every restaurant we go to and the bill. in fact we had the best meal at the Gavroche, mind you Jamie OLIVERS 15 was a great laugh but the best restaurant was Haikkidos. also when we went to Nobu we went to the funky Bhudda next door for a dance after . has it not clicked yet i am telling the truth and have been all along!


 
Posted : 16/10/2009 7:35 pm
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pmsl @ mick, dont hose him down!


 
Posted : 16/10/2009 7:38 pm
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After all the restaurant visits - when do you get chance to go riding?


 
Posted : 16/10/2009 7:38 pm
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Lester, don't forget to kick the cat on your way out, top stuff keep it coming.

Top tip, this is the internet, don't take it too seriously, CFH lives in a tower block in Hackney & drives a mk111 escort in the real world 😉


 
Posted : 16/10/2009 7:40 pm
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Warton i am not rich and i dont profess to be, i drive an 18 year old car and a ten year old car i just have more money than you and i save it and spend it on things i like just like you, we may have different tastes and a different budget but we do the same thing.
Flasheart you gave it the biggun about Chelsea being your manor i was not trying to impress you, listen guys i made a mistake in joining in here.i am not part of your clan sorry for joining in, we come from different worlds and i guess we are glad we are not part of each others.


 
Posted : 16/10/2009 7:41 pm
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has it not clicked yet i am telling the truth and have been all along!

You were close until this...

my girlfriend

😆


 
Posted : 16/10/2009 7:42 pm
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what part of hackney? i used to live in a tower block in hackney and played soccer on the marshes for 25 years till my manager took me off saying milk turns fater than me lol


 
Posted : 16/10/2009 7:42 pm
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my girlfriend?? please explain


 
Posted : 16/10/2009 7:43 pm
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Its strange you presume to be richer than me. why is that?


 
Posted : 16/10/2009 7:44 pm
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Well if were having a pi**ing contest, here goes:
me and our lass have eaten out five times this month alone (ok, four of those were at McDonalds and once at the local curry house, but we dont save the menus). The wife once nicked a fanny rag bag from Harry Ramsden's but I dont think that counts. I've got two pushbikes (my newest one cost eight hundred quid, top that), the wife drives a Beetle and I'm in debt up to my ballbag for a two year old Harley. I have an enormous mortgage and quite an impressive overdraft, I work 14 hour days as a charge nurse, and I havent sacked anybody this week. Next, the size of my c**k...


 
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