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[Closed] Not Another Nicked Ibis Mojo!!

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, i have just finished this weeks wages for 80 people, i have laid off 6 men, booked work for 75 men next week,

Ah Lester you brick... 80 minus 6 = 74, so how did you book work for 75? ... lol you tool

Maths = FAIL

1. wetherspoons might be reallife and real beer to backward northerners

Epic fail again, Im from the South......

1. my guess you have never eaten anywhere that you dont have to have chips and ketchup with everything!

Epic fail 3 - I have eaten with the Prince of Doha as his guest, should have cost £1000 per head, eaten at the ritz etc... over priced, over hyped, media generated tosh but hey at least I got a free drink. Give me weatherspoons any time, I hate posh resturants "can I have an ale please", "im sorry sir we only sell overpriced, bottled sh1te that you have never heard off, oh and it tastes bloody awful", "certainly I will have a bottle of gut rot, please take my spleen as a down payment"


 
Posted : 16/10/2009 10:26 pm
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, i have just finished this weeks wages for 80 people, i have laid off 6 men, booked work for 75 men next week,

Ah Lester you brick... 80 minus 6 = 74, so how did you book work for 75? ... lol you tool

Maths = FAIL

He has employed another person in the meantime?

Sorry 😳


 
Posted : 16/10/2009 10:44 pm
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oh we'll have less of that,Lester has enough friends on here already thankyou very much


 
Posted : 16/10/2009 11:49 pm
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god what an amazing thread.just totaly bizzar.
havn,t they got medication for the moz/lester syndrome.


 
Posted : 17/10/2009 12:07 am
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Every time I see a new post added, I start getting a bit excited, thinking that the forum phenomena known as Lester / moz (or the artist formally known as p**s) has returned. Come back buddy - cant you get Gordon bloody Ramsey to sort you out a doggy bag?


 
Posted : 17/10/2009 12:11 am
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a good dose of Chlorpromazine should clear this matter up.


 
Posted : 17/10/2009 12:16 am
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Yeah, but it wouldnt be nearly so funny...


 
Posted : 17/10/2009 12:17 am
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S**t rob, now youve got me worried - it would be very, very wrong of me, especially as I'm a psychiatric nurse, to mock or goad people with mental health problems, and therefore, I diagnose Lester as 'hard of thinking' - now that slight ethical dillema's out of the way, let the baiting commence!


 
Posted : 17/10/2009 12:23 am
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Ah well (three posts in a row - how sad is that?), I'm gonna say goodnight and godbless and go to bed. Lesters probably getting down with his bad self at funky buddah, and moz is more than likely shinning up a pensioners drainpipe in Beeston, so I'm afraid I simply cant be arsed waiting any longer. Its been emotional...


 
Posted : 17/10/2009 12:42 am
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[url= http://www.lfplc.net/news_lester.html ]Lovin' it, absolutely lovin' it! [/url]


 
Posted : 17/10/2009 12:46 am
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if it is a case of split personality and they combined,would that make him a molester???


 
Posted : 17/10/2009 1:42 am
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Lester (The Hulk )16 v you lot (Marry poppins crew ) 0


 
Posted : 17/10/2009 7:08 am
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listen guys i made a mistake in joining in here.i am not part of your clan sorry for joining in, we come from different worlds and i guess we are glad we are not part of each others.

I'd say that most of the animosity you may be feeling from the other posters stems from the fact that you bought an obviously stolen bike, rather than because you appear to have achieved your fantastically shallow definition of success.


 
Posted : 17/10/2009 9:00 am
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2unfit 2ride,

Just seen your investigative tip. Thanks, real expose that was – what you can trace people through the interweb with IP addresses – never! Perhaps you could explain the workings of the RIPA Act 2000 to me and how you apply for search warrants etc. Always one that knows your job better than you eh.

Anyway where are the lads?

All the best.


 
Posted : 17/10/2009 10:22 am
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My last word on subject spoke to a local bike shop this morning and they said they scrapped a lime green mojo frame because of a crack in the top tube and it has the serial number given to them by someone who shall remain nameless on this forum.
with that knowledge i put an ad on ebay telling buyers to be careful that they check the number of the frame they are buying to make sure its not the scrapped frame. the listing may not appear for a while as i only did it in the last ten minutes.
this may or may not be the answer to this mystery.
Lester


 
Posted : 17/10/2009 11:41 am
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Or it may pour fuel on the fire and get us near 1k posts


 
Posted : 17/10/2009 11:44 am
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Who's that trip-trapping over my bridge?


 
Posted : 17/10/2009 11:52 am
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Hang on, You spoke to a LOCAL bike shop....in London I presume and managed to find THE shop that scrapped THE frame that Moz was selling in Leeds?

What?! Is anyone else getting more confused by the minute?


 
Posted : 17/10/2009 11:57 am
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deluded
ive stopped answering the smart arses a while ago, theres always someone telling you how shite you are at your job, and how they could do better
never mind


 
Posted : 17/10/2009 11:59 am
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Deluded and Easygirl,

Whatever comes or goes, I appreciate your efforts. I have friends in Cumbrias police force and have some idea of the hoops you guys must have to jump through to get things done.

Much appreciated,

Martin (A Mojo Owner)


 
Posted : 17/10/2009 12:07 pm
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lester u p----, so your telling me you my frame no, no m8.
also its gone from london to leeds then back to you in london, f--- off


 
Posted : 17/10/2009 12:37 pm
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easygirl. don,t listen to the brain dead.they speak on a different level.


 
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lester u p----, so your telling me you my frame no, no m8.
also its gone from london to leeds then back to you in london, f--- off
Posted 2 minutes ago # Report-Post


Fight!
And could you please write in English? I do understand it isn't easy for a poohead but do try, please. It won't hurt one bit.


 
Posted : 17/10/2009 12:42 pm
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Christ is this thread still going!

<shakes head & walks away>


 
Posted : 17/10/2009 12:45 pm
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looks like moz frame is damaged then?
moz can you confirm that its damaged, if so its worthless
cheers


 
Posted : 17/10/2009 1:28 pm
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looks like moz frame is damaged then?
moz can you confirm that its damaged, if so its worthless
cheers

I think it was established some time ago that Moz is frame damaged.


 
Posted : 17/10/2009 1:45 pm
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2unfit 2ride,

Just seen your investigative tip. Thanks, real expose that was – what you can trace people through the interweb with IP addresses – never! Perhaps you could explain the workings of the RIPA Act 2000 to me and how you apply for search warrants etc. Always one that knows your job better than you eh.

Anyway where are the lads?

All the best.

Sorry if you thought I was having a go at coper's, I wasn't, I was taking the p1ss, as I had been doing with all my posts on this (and other) threads last night, & I did put a smiley at the end.

I'm sure you work very hard for little public reward, but I don't suppose thats why you joined up in the first place, keep on smiling.


 
Posted : 17/10/2009 1:49 pm
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i know, trying to get moz back for a laff


 
Posted : 17/10/2009 1:53 pm
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How was the meal Lester?


 
Posted : 17/10/2009 2:03 pm
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alot of folk on here only seem to get exercise when they jump to conclusions..u know who u r

Are you and moz related by any chance?


 
Posted : 17/10/2009 2:08 pm
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My last word on subject spoke to a local bike shop this morning......

There's only one bike shop that is "local" to you in Chelsea and I suspect they wouldn't know an Ibis if it shat on their carpet. Unless you mean the bike department in the corner shop, of course?


 
Posted : 17/10/2009 2:26 pm
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So Lester, the meal at Ramsey's - what did you have? Was it the bloated festering corpse of the mysterious 'extra' member of staff you booked for next week? - fess up man, share it with the group ...


 
Posted : 17/10/2009 2:34 pm
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i repeat my fram was not cracked


 
Posted : 17/10/2009 2:51 pm
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frame not cracked, lester talk shi-


 
Posted : 17/10/2009 2:54 pm
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Hold on there young moz, I'm trying my best here, but I'm becoming more and more confused. Which frame did Lester buy from you, the black one or the green one? And did you give that nice old lady her pension book back?


 
Posted : 17/10/2009 3:02 pm
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no pension book back, he got blk


 
Posted : 17/10/2009 3:04 pm
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So let me try and get this straight, he bought the black one, so where's the green one?


 
Posted : 17/10/2009 3:06 pm
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ere, for sale u want, no crack


 
Posted : 17/10/2009 3:34 pm
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Er, I'll pass on that one thanks. Why is Lester saying that the green ones damaged then?


 
Posted : 17/10/2009 3:42 pm
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Can someone summarise this whole thread for me in 3 sentances so I dont have to read 17 pages?


 
Posted : 17/10/2009 3:53 pm
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Doubt it!!


 
Posted : 17/10/2009 3:56 pm
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monotokpoint - I did just that (though not in 3 sentences) on page 16.


 
Posted : 17/10/2009 4:02 pm
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thanks 🙂


 
Posted : 17/10/2009 4:05 pm
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Is Moz trying to sell crack online? We've gottim!


 
Posted : 17/10/2009 4:58 pm
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Can someone summarise this whole thread for me in 3 sentances so I dont have to read 17 pages?


Lester is a loon.
Moz is a loon.
We're having a laugh.


 
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