[Closed] Name my cat

Megatron.

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Mary.

FCOL rOcKeT[b]dOg[/b]

Get a refund or change your name. 😉

rOcKiTtYkAt

Put some glasses on her and she would be the spit of you 😉

My cat I had from the RSPCA was called Violet, this didn't suit her at all, we left her unnamed for a while, called her pussycat then puss then puddycat, this got shortened to Pud which suited her.

Take your time, find out her personality and a name will come to you

Purple arse monkey

Bob.

ShatOnMyMat?

Chairman Meow

why not call her Maggie, that way when you want her to come home you can shout Maggie, Maggie, Maggie, in, in, in...

Megatron.

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😆 😀

Hmm tricky one, if she'd been a dog it would be easy, you could have had my ex wifes name she was a complete female dog.

Don't they call those things 'tabatha' anyway?

Here's a useful idea for when you want to take it out..

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been in a cat sanctuary for 12 months

Top respect RD for having a rescue cat, we have 2 & they make great pets.

How about 'Alley' (cat)

😉

Sexcopter

Suzy or Missy

Kiska (key-skah) its Russian for pussy cat, or something.
Ikati (ee-car-tee I believe) - Zulu for cat.
Neil (neh-koh) - Japanese for cat.
hmm bit of a theme, I just called my cats Nic and Tilly (their full names are somewhat longer)

TIGGER !!!! thats T i double gg r thats a wonderful thing about TIGGER !!!! 😉

That cat carrier thing is ****ing hilarious. Never seen that before. Ever. On STW.

Weasel.

Cooking Fat
Fred
Dave
Gladys

call it LOL

She's a Lily-cat. There's a very similar cat that visits us and she's called Lily so it's got to be Lily-cat. Or as Cranberry said, Bob.

elfin
fred
rudeboy
Stoner
Binners
Captainflash
flashy
deadly
wee in his shoes

cranberry - Member
Bob.

😆
We've recently adopted our 4th from a cat shelter.
A kitten called Bob.

To answer the OP: Queenie.

Fanny.
Edna.
Chantelle.

Bob Scratchett

Bomber.

Then you can own people with her.

Shes defo a meg

Captainflash

WIN! 🙂

Woof.

Try it for a day or two, if she comes to the door when you call her in then its a goer.

Ladysmith Black Mambazo

Olympuss. Although tbh I do own Olympus cameras

Sprocket?

Tiggy.

Megatron is the best so far.

Or Jeff.

Garvey (as in Guy)?

😛

In homage to viz- Knacker as in biffa bacons dog- '**** him knacker!'

Thatcher!

EDITED to add exclamation point.

Logan.

Bobbins

Seefer.

Boris or Steve.

Maxipuss decipuss meridipuss.

Father to a murdered kitten, husband to a murdered molly and I will have my [s]vengeance[/s] tuna

Edit. I'd like to point out that I wrote that before it was just on mock the week

I like Matahari. 😆

llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

Miaowmar Cattafi

Jetpuss...

Grizzel Greedigut

Catty Mc Cat Cat the uber Cat.

or

Fangs of fury, claws of courage, arse like one of those rubber tea towel holders.

Edit: sorry I've had one too many Sierra Nevada Pale Ales.

My friend's latest cat is called Frankensteve. Nobody seems to know why.

Altogether now!

The naming of cats is a difficult matter,
It isn't just one of your holiday games;
You may think at first I'm as mad as a hatter
When I tell you, a cat must have three different names.
First of all, there's the name that the family use daily,
Such as Peter, Augustus, Alonzo or James,
Such as Victor or Jonathan, George or Bill Bailey--
All of them sensible everyday names.
There are fancier names if you think they sound sweeter,
Some for the gentlemen, some for the dames:
Such as Plato, Admetus, Electra, Demeter--
But all of them sensible everyday names.
But I tell you, a cat needs a name that's particular,
A name that's peculiar, and more dignified,
Else how can he keep up his tail perpendicular,
Or spread out his whiskers, or cherish his pride?
Of names of this kind, I can give you a quorum,
Such as Munkustrap, Quaxo, or Coricopat,
Such as Bombalurina, or else Jellylorum-
Names that never belong to more than one cat.
But above and beyond there's still one name left over,
And that is the name that you never will guess;
The name that no human research can discover--
But THE CAT HIMSELF KNOWS, and will never confess.
When you notice a cat in profound meditation,
The reason, I tell you, is always the same:
His mind is engaged in a rapt contemplation
Of the thought, of the thought, of the thought of his name:
His ineffable effable
Effanineffable
Deep and inscrutable singular Name-
Frankensteve.

Prudence, or perhaps Lucifer.

frogonaroundabout or strangston or mushroomseason

nothing seems to fit so far, so keep going1

Claud Balls...

+1 for Cougar's suggestion...

Seefer or Seafor

Harriet. Our rescue cat ([url= ]are you sure you haven't nicked her?[/url]) came tagged with the name Pumpkin and was immediately renamed Hattie (or Cattie Jacques as she is rather large compared to our previous cat).

Sofa

Ten grand

So if you ever lose her and have to put up a poster, you can put

LOST CAT
Ten Grand
REWARD FOR SAFE RETURN

you'll soon have her back! 😀

Zedsdead - Member

Sofa

LOL like it 😉

Bomber

Vladimir

Orange 5
Tangfastic
Rocket Rons
XTR
1x9
29erSS

Lucy

Roger

My old cat was called Splat, only because he'd been run over as a kitten!

apiller

Or name it after a socialist revolutionary. Our new kitten is called Che Guevara. It'd be nice to know there was a Fidel Cat-ro out there 😀

Grazie (from Italian)

Grazie il Gatto (Thank the Cat)

that was my gut instinct..

Operator Precedence

hoover

Aracts

Atonic

Alan (Trace the family history she may have family in Barcelona)

Alog

Erpillar

Egorical Imperative

Echolamines

Holic (Religious)

Apult

Amaran (Nautical?)

Echism

Chy (should be remembered)

Jesus

Moses

Grand Poobah

Stray

Mouse Terminator

Fanny

Genghis (Cat)

Pixel! (From Heinlein's 'The Cat Who Walks Through Walls') I liked that cat's style!

Mine have always been called after literary characters or historical iconic people i.e my Maine Coone was called Mr Darcy our kitten now is called Che Guevara.

I think she looks like an "Emily" Bronte 🙂

Jessica?
Jemima?

Jesus is a [i]fantastic [/i]name for a cat.

Have you found Jesus? - "yes, he's in the kitchen."

What would Jesus do? - "sleep for twelve hours a day and crap in next door's garden."

"Well, I've got to go now, Jesus needs me."

Calling for him to come in of an evening would be entertaining.

The only downside I can see is, if you hit your thumb with a hammer the cat will arrive.

i was all prepared to write a list of silly names, but i'm too convinced by cougar's post above me to mentally comprehend any other name.

Jesus +1squillion

Jesus was the son of god! - "nah, it was a big black tom from Barnoldswick."

she's not the messiah, she's a very naughty cat...

cat names from literature or film:

Ian
Fletch
Jones
Maisie
Scarface Claw

Cougar - Member
Jesus was the son of god! - "nah, it was a big black tom from Barnoldswick."

My sister lives in Barlick and she has a big black Tom.
We might be related - sort of!

Baroness Dainty Paws

smug