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Miaowmar Cattafi
Jetpuss...
Grizzel Greedigut
Catty Mc Cat Cat the uber Cat.
or
Fangs of fury, claws of courage, arse like one of those rubber tea towel holders.
Edit: sorry I've had one too many Sierra Nevada Pale Ales.
My friend's latest cat is called Frankensteve. Nobody seems to know why.
Altogether now!
The naming of cats is a difficult matter,
It isn't just one of your holiday games;
You may think at first I'm as mad as a hatter
When I tell you, a cat must have three different names.
First of all, there's the name that the family use daily,
Such as Peter, Augustus, Alonzo or James,
Such as Victor or Jonathan, George or Bill Bailey--
All of them sensible everyday names.
There are fancier names if you think they sound sweeter,
Some for the gentlemen, some for the dames:
Such as Plato, Admetus, Electra, Demeter--
But all of them sensible everyday names.
But I tell you, a cat needs a name that's particular,
A name that's peculiar, and more dignified,
Else how can he keep up his tail perpendicular,
Or spread out his whiskers, or cherish his pride?
Of names of this kind, I can give you a quorum,
Such as Munkustrap, Quaxo, or Coricopat,
Such as Bombalurina, or else Jellylorum-
Names that never belong to more than one cat.
But above and beyond there's still one name left over,
And that is the name that you never will guess;
The name that no human research can discover--
But THE CAT HIMSELF KNOWS, and will never confess.
When you notice a cat in profound meditation,
The reason, I tell you, is always the same:
His mind is engaged in a rapt contemplation
Of the thought, of the thought, of the thought of his name:
His ineffable effable
Effanineffable
Deep and inscrutable singular Name-
Frankensteve.
Prudence, or perhaps Lucifer.
frogonaroundabout or strangston or mushroomseason
nothing seems to fit so far, so keep going1
Claud Balls...
+1 for Cougar's suggestion...
Seefer or Seafor
Harriet. Our rescue cat ([url= 
]are you sure you haven't nicked her?[/url]) came tagged with the name Pumpkin and was immediately renamed Hattie (or Cattie Jacques as she is rather large compared to our previous cat).
Sofa
Ten grand
So if you ever lose her and have to put up a poster, you can put
LOST CAT
Ten Grand
REWARD FOR SAFE RETURN
you'll soon have her back! 😀
Zedsdead - MemberSofa
LOL like it 😉
Bomber
Vladimir
Orange 5
Tangfastic
Rocket Rons
XTR
1x9
29erSS
Lucy
Roger
My old cat was called Splat, only because he'd been run over as a kitten!
apiller
Or name it after a socialist revolutionary. Our new kitten is called Che Guevara. It'd be nice to know there was a Fidel Cat-ro out there 😀
Grazie (from Italian)
Grazie il Gatto (Thank the Cat)
that was my gut instinct..
Operator Precedence
hoover
Aracts
Atonic
Alan (Trace the family history she may have family in Barcelona)
Alog
Erpillar
Egorical Imperative
Echolamines
Holic (Religious)
Apult
Amaran (Nautical?)
Echism
Chy (should be remembered)
Jesus
Moses
Grand Poobah
Stray
Mouse Terminator
Fanny
Genghis (Cat)
Pixel! (From Heinlein's 'The Cat Who Walks Through Walls') I liked that cat's style!
Mine have always been called after literary characters or historical iconic people i.e my Maine Coone was called Mr Darcy our kitten now is called Che Guevara.
I think she looks like an "Emily" Bronte 🙂
Jessica?
Jemima?
Jesus is a [i]fantastic [/i]name for a cat.
Have you found Jesus? - "yes, he's in the kitchen."
What would Jesus do? - "sleep for twelve hours a day and crap in next door's garden."
"Well, I've got to go now, Jesus needs me."
Calling for him to come in of an evening would be entertaining.
The only downside I can see is, if you hit your thumb with a hammer the cat will arrive.
i was all prepared to write a list of silly names, but i'm too convinced by cougar's post above me to mentally comprehend any other name.
Jesus +1squillion
Jesus was the son of god! - "nah, it was a big black tom from Barnoldswick."
she's not the messiah, she's a very naughty cat...
cat names from literature or film:
Ian
Fletch
Jones
Maisie
Scarface Claw
Cougar - Member
Jesus was the son of god! - "nah, it was a big black tom from Barnoldswick."
My sister lives in Barlick and she has a big black Tom.
We might be related - sort of!
Baroness Dainty Paws
smug
Dr J Flexington
Flexmaster J Esquire
Smelly Pussy
Like Smelly Cat from Friends
You could even use the song
I'm voting for Cougars suggestion too. It also opens up some Big Lebowski quote options too
Nobody ****s with the Jesus!
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Dave
She looks like a Katie to me.
But I'd go for organiclightemittingdiode.
My first cat was a black tom. I called him Zero.
We currently have two one 12 and one 18 months. They are Mushroom and Button.
Mrs. S. had a cat when she was a kid. It was called Lucky. Bad move it got hit by a Shell petrol tanker. It was so flat, she backed her exercise books with it*
*this may not be a face
Did the cat ever get named, or is she still anonymous?
still being called cat, i'm fitting a cat flap for it tomorrow
Magnificat 💡
Magnificent piece of religious cat naming there. May steal that
Meer
simples