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 Pook
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just got this email from Bernardo Butler

"Hi, I do not know as to begin, I very much hesitate! My girlfriend has advised to use service of acquaintances. Problem is that I cannot will get acquainted with decent man in a reality. I the woman in the age of. To me 41 year. For me it is very important to have true relations, present family. I could not have the relation as my feelings were betraid by the person. Whether I do not know you will answer me, but I shall be hopes.

Please reply only to my personal e-mail: ludmilato1969@gmail.com

In hope to receive from you the answer I send you photo. Your new girlfriend!"

and there's a jpeg attached that i haven't opened yet.

what to do?? my current girlfriend won't be happy at all

:o/


 
Posted : 01/05/2009 1:19 pm
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break her back doors in and paint them white on the way out?


 
Posted : 01/05/2009 1:21 pm
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Sounds like a nice boy/girl/both.


 
Posted : 01/05/2009 1:22 pm
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How does this work? She offers you sex, then remembers that she is in Russia and needs money to get round your place, so you send her £500 by Western Union and, oddly, she does not turn up?


 
Posted : 01/05/2009 1:23 pm
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well it looks like a 100% genuine email to me. The content looks decidedly dodgy though! 😈


 
Posted : 01/05/2009 1:38 pm
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Wonder if she/he is Nigerian per chance? 😉


 
Posted : 01/05/2009 1:38 pm
 Pook
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just opened the pic. (after virus checking etc)

She's a looker - if you go for mid 40 something dumpy birds/

I'd put her pic up but Aleigh might get upset about it


 
Posted : 01/05/2009 1:40 pm
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Put it in A&A and say she is boxerist or something, it'll be fine.


 
Posted : 01/05/2009 1:42 pm
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Put her pic up. Please.


 
Posted : 01/05/2009 1:42 pm
 ski
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Ask her if she has all her own teeth?

That's quite important.


 
Posted : 01/05/2009 1:46 pm
 ski
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2nd pic request, for teeth ownership conformation of course 😉


 
Posted : 01/05/2009 1:47 pm
 Pook
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[img] [/img]


 
Posted : 01/05/2009 1:54 pm
 ski
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Garden fence needs painting!


 
Posted : 01/05/2009 1:57 pm
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Is that an HDR shot, or exposure blended? 😀


 
Posted : 01/05/2009 2:07 pm
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Start a conversation and post the replys here so we can all see how its going.


 
Posted : 01/05/2009 2:10 pm
 Pook
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i would trimix, but after 4pm I'll be offline for about a week. I'm sure she'd lose interest


 
Posted : 01/05/2009 2:13 pm
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Sorry misread this:

Garden fence needs painting!

Thought it said:

Garden face, needs painting!
😯


 
Posted : 01/05/2009 2:22 pm
 Drac
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Where's the pic of the dumpy bird?


 
Posted : 01/05/2009 2:32 pm
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I would...


 
Posted : 01/05/2009 2:34 pm
 DezB
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He's changed since the Suede days


 
Posted : 01/05/2009 2:48 pm
 DezB
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Although, not that much really.
[img] [/img]


 
Posted : 01/05/2009 2:50 pm
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Garden fence needs painting!

Bet the bush needs trimming as well!


 
Posted : 01/05/2009 3:46 pm
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Minger


 
Posted : 01/05/2009 8:25 pm
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photo probably not connected with email writer at all.


 
Posted : 03/05/2009 12:23 am
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brilliant, set up a false email alias and play her along. did that last year with a russian lass, hilariously good fun and then when she asked for the airplane ticket money put her in touch with my nigerian associate.


 
Posted : 03/05/2009 7:00 am
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is that toilet paper on the grass, dont look like she can cook tho.or drive ,


 
Posted : 03/05/2009 10:05 pm
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is that toilet paper on the grass

Why would it be toilet paper ?

Do you know people who leave toilet paper lying about on the grass or something ?


 
Posted : 03/05/2009 10:09 pm
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Why would Aleigh get upset?


 
Posted : 03/05/2009 10:10 pm
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well it looks like toilet paper , chavs and pikeys


 
Posted : 03/05/2009 10:14 pm