@oldnick this could constitute another requirement for the Bob Mortimer reverse toileting method.
I do hope you are all using your toilet step squatting stool stool
Our staff loo at school in the science area has a disconnected cistern in it with a big sticker saying asbestos. The cistern has been wrapped up with cling film, but only I note on 3 sides.
That stool thing... You could also fix it to the ceilings and go whilst dangling like one of the more flamboyant orangutans that I once saw at Monkey World.
A bit like doing a chin-up. I think that you have to be able to do that to get into one of the more specialist units of the Royal Marines.
Never understood the sitters when your average away game lavatory resembles this.
Squatting is good for efficiency and leg strength. Use it or lose it.
It's like Bob Marley said.
You need your unicorn for a riktig squatta-potty
When I was in local government it was clear who was off to the bog by the rolled up newspaper under the arm.
Another of those long-standing traditions that is now lost to us, crushed under the wheels of the mobile phone juggernaut 🙁
The semi stand up -mini crouch requires a certain degree of leg stregnth I suppose,
Another of those long-standing traditions that is now lost to us, crushed under the wheels of the mobile phone juggernaut 🙁
I wonder what percentage of the content of this forum has been written in work time on the loo.
I'm not sure how I feel about "anti-vaxxers" becoming a casual insult....
I wonder if there’s a correlation between sit-to-wipers and cyclists able to check traffic behind then without the aid of mirrors?
Just need to mod a Garmin Varia ….
I do hope you are all using your toilet step squatting stool stool
As an ex-nurse I thought you might have favoured the teaspoon method.
The first rule of contracting, son. Never have a shit on your own time.
Absolutely. 10 minutes a day on the office loo gives you at least an extra week of paid non-working time for the year.
Two long weekends in a row is presenting some issues but there's a principle at stake here.
Next question...obviously asking for a friend...what is your communal throne preparation routine? Flush? Wipe seat? Toilet paper on the seat as a barrier against a cold seat? Paper in the pan to prevent splashback? Having spent this morning in stitches at this thread I felt it prudent to further clarify the relevant techniques 😬
Starting with the traditional elbows on knees opening position
With hands clasped behind neck if attempting to discharge a particularly large specimen.
Paper in the pan to prevent splashback?
A dearly departed friend of mine who told the funniest anecdotes at parties, told me of his difficulties performing said rituals at a new workplace. He was the new guy in a sign making company and a bit nervous so tried to avoid using the throne at work. When a day came that he couldn’t avoid it he was so worried about making any noise he developed a technique to catch his parcel in a TP cradle and then lower it to the depths. Absolute craziness, but impressive fortitude.
My workplace had 5 urinals fitted. 3 on one wall. 2 on the wall next to it. They’re positioned so that the corner spot takes up two of them.
The bogs at my uni were like this, some modular design with urinals along one wall and sinks along the wall at right angles, then the cubicles against the other wall, opposite the urinals.
The end urinal clashed with the end sink, i.e. the sink was actually partially over the urinal.
The other end sink made the cubical door uncloseable.
So we raised a complaint, and they came along and removed a urinal and rehung the cubical door so it swung the other way.
The cubicle door you now needed to be some sort of a contortionist or 6 stone to get past it.
And they removed the urinal *AT THE WRONG END OF THE ROW*.
With hands clasped behind neck if attempting to discharge a particularly large specimen.
Ew. One of my sojourns to our unisex toilets during COVID, when the office was empty i heard an almighty grunt of effort and a little squawk of pain followed by the most deafening ka-plunk as the specimen broke surface tension in the bowl.
Unfortunately, we both opened the cubical doors at the same time.
I've been working with the poor woman for nearly 15 years.
She's still a little off with me, nearly 2 years later.
Talking of all things poop related, this is hilarious. Double-entendre heaven...about 14:10 😂
Sitters are all flat earthers!
Sitters are all flat earthers!
Sheeple vaxxers too 🤣🤣🤣
