[Closed] Mild rule breakers - Get bragging

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@ nach. You look younger than i though you would. Moisturise?

I rode on a footpath the other day and a dog walker shouted at me.

The instructions on a can of beans says 'do not boil' - but I do, I boil them a lot.

There's a bike garage in the basement of our work and a mini roundabout to get in which there's never any cars on - sometimes I go round the wrong side to add a frisson of excitement to my day.

I have been known to unplug USB devices without ejecting them first.

Bag of popcorn said, "Perfect for sharing."

Mine. All mine.

I use a non regulation mug at my desk.

Well I did until this morning until someone nicked it.

I took 12 items through a 10 item express checkout once.

I just accessed the high shelf by climbing on a lower shelf because the kickstool was on the other side of the road.

I don't have the correct safety guards on my lathe or milling machine.

Or any guards at all, in fact.

I bought an iphone for an 11 year old girl.... and a 26" hardtail for myself. From Halfords. 😯
STW "rules" shattered. I'm just a lawless maverick spoilin' for a fight.

With blatant disregard rode a Strava segment flagged as "unsafe".

Ooh yeah, I used to use a tablesaw without any guards on it.

sandwicheater - Member
@ nach. You look younger than i though you would. Moisturise?

It was the blood pact that they [i]told me not to do[/i]. As a result, I have a condition known as extreme brand disloyalty.

The other night I unplugged the TV box while it was updating wohhhhhhhhhhh

Have also been known to drive directly across a (fairly) empty car park into a space instead of following the arrows

hardcore or what

Does jumping a red light on my bike count as a mild rule break?

When we were 10, me and a friend got into see Days Of Thunder at the cinema which was a 12.

I killed someone.

up the down ramps.

Boom.

In Bristol station they separate the stairs: left for up and right for down. I went up on the right because I'm an anarchist.

I refer to VED as road tax.

I turn left on Red every morning on my commute, unless it's green in which case I wait for it to go red and then turn.

@bearnecessities - I'd hate to know what a major rule breaking would be if murder is considered mild.

Unless of course you killed them on a descent with your mad skillz n ting.

Didn't realise what a naughty lot you all were. Bandanna's (or what ever street thugs wear) for all.

Does jumping a red light on my bike count as a mild rule break?

No!

This rule is for MILD rule breaking, so for example

talking on your hand held mobile phone while driving two tonnes of range rover (other vehicle options are available) at 40mph past a primary school at home time,

that's ok because it's only a technical offence whereas what you are doing unsettles the very fabric of society and should be punished most severely (think Jack Torrance from the Shining only with a car replacing the roque mallet)

Me I honestly can't think of anything...I feel quite dull all of a sudden.

I snake in front of the super fast extra orsum hardcore gnar to the max riders on the downhills.

sometimes I have pudding even when my room's untidy

(I've gone too far, haven't I ?)

I have been known to drink more than the recommended weekly amount of alcohol in 1 day.
Cadbury's share bags? Never, ever shared.
I occasionally visit STW during work hours in blatant abuse of the company IT policy.

I always add the kids naff drawings to the paper recycling.....everybody else just has stacks of very tidy news papers....and my stacks vary widely in height and regularity.....

.....This is Switzerland....I'm surprised I haven't been fined yet

.....This is Switzerland....I'm surprised I haven't been fined yet

I have consumed food items past their eat before date.

Badass! ( literally on occasion 😉 )

I quite like both Wiggins AND Froome

I don't hate lance armstrong.

Sometimes I add honey to honey Lemsip, there's no rule against it but I'm sure it's naughty.

I charge up my lights unattended, despite all the bright yellow warning labels.

I sometimes put the dishwasher on [i]even when it's not full[/i] 😯

I pee in the gym's showers.

I just sent an entirely monochrome document to the colour printer 😯

I got pulled on Friday evening by an unmarked police car at a busy junction after deciding that I'd been waiting too long for a green light (hey, they can do it in the US!) 😳

Let off with a warning because they presumably had more important things to do (and because I'm breathtakingly charming).

In the 1980's I used a ghetto blaster to make copies of my Amstrad games

Sometimes I would copy games for my friends, basically I was running a piracy ring. I'm not sure why I'm not in jail.

I had a squirrel used to go into my loft through a gap. So I shot it in my back garden with an air rifle. There's probably some crazy obscure rule against this.

I used an escalator when I didn't have a dog, despite the signs saying 'dogs must be carried on this escalator'...

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I pee in the [s]gym's showers.[/s] sink

I'm surfing STW in work time. Again.

(Actually killing time before next appointment. And going now)

I have on occasion been known to run up the down escalator.

I've got barends on my 710mm wide riser bars, on my MAIN bike.

Fashion police can get bent.

I sometimes don't quite come to a complete halt at stop signs.

Just found out of date protein powder 2 years old.

Will do a scientific experiment to see if the best before date rule is tosh.

Open the windows...and pass the bog roll.

I have boiled the kettle twice before making tea

I pee in Jim's shower.

I shower in Jims, er, shower...

I home taped from both albums and the radio.

I home taped from both albums and the radio.

You monster. 😯 You killed the music. 😥
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you're just going to have to deal with this...

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boom!

I'm not wearing pants today. 8)

Actually, i don't like it. 😥

The day the music died.. 😥

Sometimes, I put empty After Eight envelopes back in the box.

I also occasionally eat fun size Mars bars whilst secretly pretending to be a giant.... or King size mars bars whilst pretending to be a dwarf.
Very rarely I eat the tiny Mars bars out of a box of celebrations and pretend to be a dinosaur.

Chocolate Outlaw! 8)

Wrong way round the mini roundabout leading to my street 😈

I once got a $42 fine for jay walking in Montreal.

I thought Jays came from Toronto. Maybe that's why you got ticketed.

I made tea with water from the coffee machine once. It felt wrong, but I needed tea.

Sometimes I deliberately misplace apostrophe's

I'm a model citizen who follows the instructions and obeys the law
..and I posted on this thread

I can hardly contain myself.

Flying back from Italy with an overweight bike bag a few weeks back.

I loaded up a rucksack as an extra carry on bag to reduce weight/charges. Then shoved it bag in the bike bag on the way to the oversize bit.

I rode up the escalator from the underground at Lime Street station.

Well when I say "rode" I rolled on to the bottom bit and jammed the front brake on while grimly hanging onto the left hand rail. (it's a lot steeper than you think!

I did get shouted at but the bloke started laughing when I said I won't do that again in a hurry as its quite scary.

I put at least 3 items of recycling in the rubbish bin last night.

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At the top of a nice road descent. Get ****ed!

I put the milk into my tea before removing the teabag.

I unbuckled my seat belt before the plane came to a complete standstill last night.

I never ever, ever, read that really annoying popup advert for Men's Health Lab Multifit (the ultimate vitamin range for men) that has been blighting my STW experience these last few days. And I never will, or click on it, or buy the damn stuff. So there!

I prefer flat pedals, even on the road bike.
I own three (well, four really) bikes but don't own a single pair of cycling socks.
I can stop eating Pringles.
I've developed quite a penchant for smooth peanut butter (definitely prefer it to crunchy when combined with banana).
I have my laptop sitting on the desk and the desktop sitting underneath the desk.

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Miniroundabout, wrong way - Check
Cyclists Dismount over foot bridges - Check
4th bike on a trains - Check
Ride through the "No cyclists" signs at entrance to Waverly Station - Check
Play music at 90%+ volume on my phone, ALL THE TIME! - Check

Mad Max got nutin on me!

Got pulled over by the police for speeding on my recumbent.

The policeman said "Well done, but don't do it again." 😀

My heating comes on at 3.30pm. I'm not home til 4/4.30pm.

Whilst your all bragging, your missing my heinous grammatical faux pas!

(I got a little rush off that one.)

The bar, stem and seatpost on my road bike are all different brands and the bar tape doesn't match the saddle 😯

TheDoctor - Member

The bar, stem and seatpost on my road bike are all different brands and the bar tape doesn't match the saddle

You'd smash the world if you thought it'd make a pretty noise 😥

I never align tyre logos and do a 🙄 when I see the words 'finishing kit' used in posts. 🙂