[Closed] Mild rule breakers - Get bragging

I'm surfing STW in work time. Again.

(Actually killing time before next appointment. And going now)

I have on occasion been known to run up the down escalator.

I've got barends on my 710mm wide riser bars, on my MAIN bike.

Fashion police can get bent.

I sometimes don't quite come to a complete halt at stop signs.

Just found out of date protein powder 2 years old.

Will do a scientific experiment to see if the best before date rule is tosh.

Open the windows...and pass the bog roll.

I have boiled the kettle twice before making tea

I pee in Jim's shower.

I shower in Jims, er, shower...

I home taped from both albums and the radio.

I home taped from both albums and the radio.

You monster. 😯 You killed the music. 😥
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you're just going to have to deal with this...

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boom!

I'm not wearing pants today. 8)

Actually, i don't like it. 😥

The day the music died.. 😥

Sometimes, I put empty After Eight envelopes back in the box.

I also occasionally eat fun size Mars bars whilst secretly pretending to be a giant.... or King size mars bars whilst pretending to be a dwarf.
Very rarely I eat the tiny Mars bars out of a box of celebrations and pretend to be a dinosaur.

Chocolate Outlaw! 8)

Wrong way round the mini roundabout leading to my street 😈

I once got a $42 fine for jay walking in Montreal.

I thought Jays came from Toronto. Maybe that's why you got ticketed.

I made tea with water from the coffee machine once. It felt wrong, but I needed tea.

Sometimes I deliberately misplace apostrophe's

I'm a model citizen who follows the instructions and obeys the law
..and I posted on this thread

I can hardly contain myself.

Flying back from Italy with an overweight bike bag a few weeks back.

I loaded up a rucksack as an extra carry on bag to reduce weight/charges. Then shoved it bag in the bike bag on the way to the oversize bit.

I rode up the escalator from the underground at Lime Street station.

Well when I say "rode" I rolled on to the bottom bit and jammed the front brake on while grimly hanging onto the left hand rail. (it's a lot steeper than you think!

I did get shouted at but the bloke started laughing when I said I won't do that again in a hurry as its quite scary.

I put at least 3 items of recycling in the rubbish bin last night.

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At the top of a nice road descent. Get ****ed!

I put the milk into my tea before removing the teabag.

I unbuckled my seat belt before the plane came to a complete standstill last night.

I never ever, ever, read that really annoying popup advert for Men's Health Lab Multifit (the ultimate vitamin range for men) that has been blighting my STW experience these last few days. And I never will, or click on it, or buy the damn stuff. So there!

I prefer flat pedals, even on the road bike.
I own three (well, four really) bikes but don't own a single pair of cycling socks.
I can stop eating Pringles.
I've developed quite a penchant for smooth peanut butter (definitely prefer it to crunchy when combined with banana).
I have my laptop sitting on the desk and the desktop sitting underneath the desk.

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Miniroundabout, wrong way - Check
Cyclists Dismount over foot bridges - Check
4th bike on a trains - Check
Ride through the "No cyclists" signs at entrance to Waverly Station - Check
Play music at 90%+ volume on my phone, ALL THE TIME! - Check

Mad Max got nutin on me!

Got pulled over by the police for speeding on my recumbent.

The policeman said "Well done, but don't do it again." 😀

My heating comes on at 3.30pm. I'm not home til 4/4.30pm.

Whilst your all bragging, your missing my heinous grammatical faux pas!

(I got a little rush off that one.)

The bar, stem and seatpost on my road bike are all different brands and the bar tape doesn't match the saddle 😯

TheDoctor - Member

The bar, stem and seatpost on my road bike are all different brands and the bar tape doesn't match the saddle

You'd smash the world if you thought it'd make a pretty noise 😥

I never align tyre logos and do a 🙄 when I see the words 'finishing kit' used in posts. 🙂

I say Expresso on purpose.
RM.

I once drove whilst so drunk I needed to close one eye to see the steering wheel*.

I rode a motorbike with a plaster case on my forearm even though I promised the Doc I wouldn't.

*it was an Ex Aussie army Land Cruiser and in the process of being washed out to sea on a desert island, so legal and the lessor of two evils.

i used maxxis highrollers [i]the right way round[/i]

bongohoohaa - Member
I pee[b]k[/b] in the gym's showers.

Our contracted computer administrators have forgotten to deactivate the 'really-easy-to-guess-password' that they used to initially set up the machines before removing all admin rights of staff to install programs or allow updates.

I now use this password all the time to install whatever I want on my laptop.

The 'back' door at work has a sign on it stating its not to be used for staff ingress/egress during normal working hours...

Pfft, yeah, right. I just don't care.

I have been known to print in colour at work, just because it looks nicer.

My grips are red. On a blue bike. 8)

We rode our tandem on the gravel in front of Sanssouci Palace, Potsdam, Germany and got severely reprimanded by a man in a grey uniform.

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😯

I use a dark visor on my crash helmet.

I don't pay for parking if I go to Sainsburys at 07.00.